anonymous asked:

Clace for the ship thing

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

  • who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Jace. At first he’s frustrated that he has to clean the microwave instead of train with Alec and Izzy, but Clary laughing and kissing him and volunteering to help makes up for it.
  • who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Jace, he’s so focused on kissing Clary and running his hands up her stomach to- “Jace, you forgot to put Church out.” “Ignore him.” “Jace, he’s laying on the other pillow, his tail is flicking me in the face.” “Fuck.”
  • who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Clary has about twenty vines of Jace singing in the shower.
  • who breaks the most phones: Jace. He gets frustrated with all the apps and he can’t work the touch screen buttons with his hunting gloves on and he ends up throwing it at a demon.
  • who dies first: Jace. The hero complex on that boy I swear.
  • which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Clary, and Jace is super careful to make sure there aren’t any dairy products in anything she eats. Like he pulled out his angel blade on a waiter that brought Clary a burger with cheese on it when he specifically told them no cheese. Magnus had to come and erase the poor waiters’ memory.
  • who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Jace is so full of himself and thinks he can do everything, but he’s shit at cooking. He thinks he’s great because he tried to be romantic for Clary and cook them a nice dinner for two and she smiled and said it was great and ate it even though it tasted like salty charred chicken. 
  • who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Jace, because he’ll come back from a hunt with Alec reeking of demon ichor and sweat. “Get the hell out of this bed until you wash off or you can sleep in the hall.”
  • who uses the computer most: Clary. She and Simon have been on social media sites for years, and though Jace isn’t quite sure about the point of a blog, he learned just enough to keep up with Clary’s art blog and likes all of her posts under the name touchmymango.

I need to log off of tumbkr now im so sorry i live tou you al so so much and i soncerley thank everyone who has sent me nice words do much they are keeping me strong and alive thank you inlove tou all ill be back in a bit..