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Tagged by pixiesio and skinnydumpling

Rules:

Post the rules.

Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Tag 4-5 people and link them to your post.

Let them know you’ve tagged them.

My questions:

1. What did you want to be when you grew up? A VETERINARIAN, UNTIL I REALIZED THERE’D BE SCIENCE INVOLVED.

2. If your life was a book, what book and why? SOME SELF-HELP BOOK ON FEELING STUCK IN A RUT AND NOT HAVING THE GUTS TO MAKE A CHANGE.

3. Name two people you’d like to meet (alive or dead) and why. GIVEN THE HOUR (12:53AM) AND NOT FEELING VERY PHILOSOPHICAL NOW, I’LL JUST GO WITH JEREMY RENNER AND JESUS. BECAUSE REASONS.

4. What song reminds you of your childhood?  NEIL DIAMOND’S “SONG SUNG BLUE”.

5. What job would you not want to do and why? ANYTHING WITH FUNNY SMELLS. ‘CAUSE I’M NOT GOOD WITH SMELLS EVER SINCE I WORKED IN THE PERFUME STORE IN THE MALL.

6. Coffee or tea?  OH, COFFEE. COFFEE COFFEE. GRANDE AMERICANO, 2 SPLENDA PLEASE AND THANK YOU

7. If you could be reincarnated, what or who would you like to come back as? MAYBE A CAT. BECAUSE CATS ARE BADASS.

8. Where would you like to live? ANYWHERE THAT IS CLOSE TO MY CHILDREN, BUT HOPEFULLY NOT TOO COLD COS MOMMA DON’T LIKE THE COLD.

9. What’s your hidden talent? I CAN TOUCH MY NOSE WITH MY TONGUE. YEAH, WELL, IT’S ALL I GOT, OKAY?

10. If you could add a toy to the next Toy Story movie, what toy and why? THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION, RIGHT? DEFINITELY A HAWKEYE TOY. BECAUSE HE HAS THE MOST HEART, THE BEST AIM, AND HE’D MAKE BARBIE THROW HIM ALL THE PANTIES.

11. Name one place you’d like to visit and whY. I’D LOVE TO VISIT ISRAEL, TO SEE ITS HISTORY, IF I EVER FELT SAFE ENOUGH AND THERE WAS ANY HISTORY LEFT TO VISIT.

And here are the questions from skinnydumpling:

  • What’s your favorite book(s)? SO MANY…BUT LET’S GO WITH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE FOR NOW.
  • Who is your favorite band? CURRENT BAND = MAROON 5. BUT I’M REALLY A FAN OF QUEEN, JOURNEY, FLEETWOOD MAC AND THE EAGLES. AND MOST CLASSIC ROCK. AND HAIR BANDS. AND HARRY CONNICK JR.
  • What is your favorite Renner movie and why? HMMM. I DON’T WANT TO HAVE A FAVORITE, BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY I’VE YET TO SEE. BUT OF THE ONE’S I’VE SEEN, I’D HAVE TO SAY THE TOWN. BECAUSE HE MAKES ME ROOT FOR JEM, EVEN THO I KNOW HE’S A BASTARD. AND THAT’S GOOD ACTING.
  • What is your favorite NON-Renner movie? THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
  • Do you have any phobias? FEAR OF FLYING. I HATE HATE HATE IT. AND HEIGHTS.
  • What is your job? ACCOUNTANT / CPA / AUDITOR
  • Do you have pets? What are they? I HAVE AN AUSSIE SHEPHERD AND AN OUTSIDE CAT.
  • What’s your dream vehicle? AUDI A6 AT THE MOMENT
  • If you HAD to get one tattoo, right now, what and where would it be and why? I WOULD GET A BUTTERFLY ON MY WRIST FOR MY FRIEND’S DAUGHTER APRIL WHO DIED WHEN SHE WAS 6 FROM CANCER. AND I WOULD GET A MILLENIUM FALCON OR SOME OTHER STAR WARS TATTOO SOMEWHERE FOR MY BROTHER, DIED AT 23. BUT I PROBABLY WILL NEVER GET A TATTOO BECAUSE THEY DON’T AGE WELL.
  • What is your favorite smell? MY KIDS’ FEET. I KNOW IT’S WEIRD, BUT THEY’RE YOUNG ENOUGH STILL THAT THEY DON’T HAVE STINKY FEET.
  • If you could have a SECOND home anywhere, bought and paid for, where would it be and why? THE MOUNTAINS SOMEWHERE. BECAUSE QUIET NATURE.

For those I have tagged, here are your questions:

  • What’s your favorite book(s)?
  • Who is your favorite band?
  • What is your favorite Renner movie and why?
  • What is your favorite NON-Renner movie?
  • Do you have any phobias?
  • What is your job?
  • Do you have pets? What are they?
  • What’s your dream vehicle?
  • If you HAD to get one tattoo, right now, what and where would it be and why?
  • What is your favorite smell?
  • If you could have a SECOND home anywhere, bought and paid for, where would it be and why?

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