menstral

  • Period during summer vacation:eh who cares I mean I'm just laying here with no plans. I'll sleep or something. This sucks.
  • Period during school:I hate you and me and everyone and am I fucking bleeding through my pants?! Maybe who knows. Everything hurts. Do I seriously have to walk again these cloths are too tight. I hate this universe. I wanna be a slug.

YOU KNOW THAT MACHINE IN THE INCREDIBLES

WHERE THE LONGER YOU FIGHT IT

THE MORE IT LEARNS YOUR TRICKS

I SWEAR THAT’S WHAT MY UTERUS DOES

LIKE “OH YOU’RE TRYING TEA AND HEAT PACKS?!?!? WELL YOU TRIED THAT LAST TIME, NOW I KNOW AND I WON’T BE FOOLED!!!”

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yeah this is me right about now