You know a story’s written by a dude when a Strong Female Character is described by her body first. In particular her FIGURE. All the right curves in all the right places. There will always ALWAYS be a place in the book where her boobehz are described. Probably with some likening to food. “Creamy skinned breasts” oh we’re having chicken for dinner tonight? Gosh Danny I told you to go light on the cream, I’m lactose intolerant.