men-and-dogs

I find it that YOI fandom does not appreciate this cameo enough. So here you guys go. Another long post and no cut - sorry, not sorry.


Stephane Lambiel

What google says: Swiss figure skater/coach/choreographer. Olympic silver champion, 2 times world champion

What google does not say:

The Freaking GOD of Spinning

He’s Viktor Nikiforov the Skater

He’s also Viktor Nikiforov the Coach

As well as Viktor Nikiforov the Choreographer

He is the Phichit-type friend (meaning the greatest)

He’s got Georgi’s drama intensity,

Christophe’s sexy moves and ass

Yuuri’s mesmerizing footwork

And Michele’s chivalry

He’s THE PRIMA BALERINA 

 He is THE PLAYER in the “Eros” story

He’s also the most beautiful Lady in the town


And last but not least

HE IS THE DUETTO

AS WELL AS THE AFTERPARTY

Bonus: he’s also the cat

Now you know who that sexy French commenatry belongs to :D 


 Seriously though. Stephane Lambiel is a freaking Legend. He’s a great figure skater, a fierce athlete (had many injuries, retired, then made a comeback), an amazing performer, a blessed choreographer, an attentive coach, a wonderful friend (take any figure skater and you’ll find a dorky pic of them with Lambiel).

He is loved by everyone: women, men, dogs, cats, critics, judges, audience and fellow figure skaters.

And he should be loved by you.


Don’t believe me just watch:

“Poeta (Flamenco)”

“Overture Rossini”

“Don’t Stop the Music”

“Run”

Me: Hey, Duck…

Ducky: HAPPY DADDY’S DAY!!

Me: Aw, thanks, Ducky. Hey…

Ducky: Is it “Daddy’s” Day, like “the day belongs to Daddy?” or is it “Daddies Day” like “a day to celebrate all Daddies?”

Me: Not sure. Hey, Duck…

Ducky: The Lady wasn’t clear when she told me it was Daddy’s Day again. The seven years since the last one sure did fly by.

Me: Yes. So, Duck…

Ducky: See because seven years…

Me: Yes. Dog years. Always clever. Anyway, you…

Ducky: You know it’s actually a little dark. Because the whole seven years thing is because a dog’s life span…

Me: Yes, I l know. Do you also know that you’re lying on my…

Ducky: HEY, WANT YOUR PRESENT!?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: You got me a present?

Ducky: Yes.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Is it a pillow?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: How did you guess?

Me: Is it MY pillow?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: You’re good

Me:

Ducky: Or did The Lady tell?

Me: Ducky, you’re lying on it.

Ducky: I resent the implication. And I believe the correct phrase would be that I am lying ABOUT it.

Me: No. You’re lying on the pillow.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Well I couldn’t wrap it. No thumbs. And it would have taken over seven…

Me: You’re lying ABOUT it being a present now that I caught you.

Ducky:

Me: ...

Ducky: Technically you are correct. But it’s the thought that counts.

Me: Uh huh.

Ducky: They say you should get someone something you would like to get yourself

Me: Uh huh. And you do like my pillows.

Ducky: That’s no lie.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy. Happy Daddy’s Day.

Ag & Ducky

Remember that weekly Ducky posts go up every Sunday at 7:00 pm ET!

  • Lily: All men are dogs.
  • Remus: *staring at Sirius* Some more than others.
  • Sirius: Do wolves count as dogs?
  • Peter: I'm not a dog.
  • James: No, I see you more as a rat.
  • Lily: I don't know where this conversation has gone.

Ducky: Hey. The Lady is here. 

Me: Yup. She’s keeping us company while you get your bath.

Ducky: Sicko.

Me: No. She knows you don’t like baths so she’s here to provide support.

Ducky: I could use some support getting out of this tub. Slippery.

Me: Moral support.

Ducky: Ah.

Me:

Ducky: Going to make me ask?

Me: “Moral support” means she’s here to let us know that she cares about us while we deal with a challenging time.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: So she just stands there while I suffer?

Me: Technically, yes,

Ducky: And she knows I’m unhappy?

Me: It’s quite clear, yes.

Ducky: But she’s making sure we know that she knows I’m unhappy?

Me:

Ducky: Sicko. 

Me: Be nice and maybe she’ll give you a treat afterwards.

Ducky: My forgiveness can not be bought with a treat.

Me:

Ducky: Rented, but not bought.

Me: Fair enough.

Ducky: And don’t think I didn’t notice that whole “we” thing you said. As if you’re dealing with a challenging time now too.

Me: Giving you a bath is not the most pleasant experience.

Ducky: You’re in my thoughts and prayers.

Me: See!? That’s moral support!

Ducky: Great. The only way this would be a challenging time for both of us is if after this the Lady gave YOU a bath. How would you like that?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Sounds quite pleasant, actually.

Ducky:

Me:  …

Ducky: Couple of sickos.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Ag & Ducky

Me: Hey, Ducky.

Ducky: You can’t see me.

Me: Actually…

Ducky: I am camouflaged beyond all detection.

Me: Your nose is behind a towel.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Completely imperceptible to human eyes.

Me:

Ducky: “Where’s Ducky?” they ask.

Me:

Ducky: “No one knows,” the universe whispers!

Me:

Ducky:

Me:  You’re still getting a bath.

Ducky: “No…one…knows!”

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Ag & Ducky