Me: Happy National Puppy Day, Ducky!
Ducky: Happy National Daddy Day, Daddy!
Me: That’s not how that works.
Ducky: As long as we both get treats, what does it matter?
Me: Who said anything about treats?
Ducky: No treats?
Me: None planned.
Ducky: So this is more of an “observed” holiday than a “celebrated” one?
Me: I guess.
Ducky: Are dog banks closed on National Puppy Day?
Me: Dog banks don’t exist.
Ducky: Then how are we going to get my food out of my safety deposit box?
Me: You mean, “How are we going to get your food out of the bin in the kitchen?”
Ducky: Whatever you want to call it. That’s between you and the teller.
Me: I love you, Ducky. Happy Puppy Day.
Ducky: IT’S NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!?!? TREATS FOR EVERYONE!