men turning gay

  • Seokjin: I'm hand-
  • Yoongi: Some. You're handsome. Your body is handsome. Your face is handsome. You're 'worldwide' handsome.
  • Hoseok: Heck, even that guy you shook hands with on the way here is handsome because you fucking touched him. We get it. You're handsome.
  • Namjoon: You're so handsome, that Bang PD had to hire you because he knew BTS would be lost without you.
  • Jimin: You're so handsome, that even the straightest of men turn gay for you.
  • Taehyung: Your mom cried when she gave birth to you, because she knew her looks would never match yours. Your father cried. Your brother cried. We cried. Our families cried.
  • Jungkook: Everyone bloody cried. Because. You're. So. Fucking. Handsome.
  • Seokjin: ...
  • Bangtan: WE FUCKING KNOW!

[Unable to find Steve, Bucky or T’Challa] 

Natasha: Well, this calls for drastic measures. *proceeds to yank Tony’s pants down, causing Tony to shriek and Clint to scream in the distance*

Tony: Why the fuck -

Natasha: *cups her hands together* Tony has his pants down!

[sound of a stampede getting closer, children screaming, babies crying, women fainting, and men turning gay as Steve, Bucky & T’Challa run towards them]

Natasha: There they are. 

Tony: *glaring and struggling to pull his pants back up* Couldn’t you have done that without actually pulling my pants down? 

Natasha: I like the view.

“the dream daddy devs said don’t be mean!!!!!”

The Dream Daddy devs said that anyone that wanted to romance one of the dads is a sociopath, turned their main adult woman character into a “gotcha” at gay men, turned their Christian bi/pan man into a demon without giving him a good end, and fail to say anything when their trans fans receive death threats. So the devs are gross themselves. Bye sis.

tumblr yaoi fangirl: there is nothing wrong with turning gay men into fetish fuel. its sexist to imply that straight women cant jack it to gay men being raped and tortured. fags dont fuckin @ me about this im right #killing stalking #captive prince #yaoi #god i hate tumblr gays tm #anti sjw #i love my gay ships though #sinning babies #tumblr gays are evil #queers

This is my life

When I was nine I read the Titan’s Curse and, being a nine-year-old, took the Artemis pledge and turned my back on men

“Haha someday you’ll like boys” they said. “You won’t actually follow through on that” 

Joke’s on them because six years later I’m as gay as Dean Winchester shitting rainbows so

Rant Time...

I am so tired of the phrase, “the emasculation of the black man”. You can’t say ‘emasculation’ without 'the black man’. Why are we holding their (fragile) ~*~masculinity~*~ so fucking high. Because simple things like a romper can drain them of their masculinity?! Because getting your nails done professionally and getting a clear coat of fingernail polish can just turn them? Just like that? Because any “feminine” color has so much fucking power. Over the black man. Ohh~ we (black women and other 'woke black men’) gotta coddle the black man and makes sure he doesn’t get dirty. I get it…Because the minute he touches this color, this polish, this piece of fucking clothing, these feelings, this way of thinking, he’s tainted, dirty, wrong, —–>gay<——!!

And it’s funny because..

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cu chulainn, in lore, was said to be extremely beautiful. like, men were afraid they’d lose their wives to him, that beautiful. he probably turned straight men and gay women bisexual for him. he probably won fights by distracting people with how gorgeous he is and making them forget why they wanted to fight him in the first place. the other gods probably do double takes for the first like two weeks of him being around every time he shows up. like, wow, that man is gorgeous?

studio killers sentence meme

Ode to the Bouncer
“Let me in or I’ll get physical with you.”
“I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical to do.”
“No, I haven’t had no dope.”
“Lift up the velvet rope, Mr. Doorman, stop teasing.”
“See, I’ve got friends inside; it’s my birthday tonight.”
“I’m not wearing trainers. Not to mention knickers.”
“It’s futile to debate with St. Peter at the gate.”
“'Cause all in all you’re just another prick at the door.”
“Empowered and aroused, I see it in your trousers and in the way you browse her.”
“So you can play karate, you thick illiterati. I’m a black belt in life.”
“So go home to your ugly wife.”

Eros and Apollo
"With a boy like that it’s serious.”
“The girls who see him cannot find back home.”
"The gigolos run like spiders when he comes.”
“Soon, he will eat your hearts like cereals.” 
“Every night they fall like dominoes. How he does it, only heaven knows.”
“All the other men turn gay wherever he goes.”

All Men Are Pigs
“I believe in Simone de Beauvoir.”
“I believe that life’s a film noir.”
“I know the role that you play so save your clichés.”
“I wasn’t born yesterday, so don’t try and say ‘I’m not typical.’”
"I’m not typical, and Simone… you are just cynical!”
“I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink.”
“Cha-mon! I’m not so typical at all”
“I’ve seen their tricks.”
“All men are pigs.”
“All men are pigs. All men but me.”
“My logic will prevail, so shut up, nightingale.”
“This is no fairytale: every single male that I’ve met ‘til this day had a curly tail.”
“I believe it’s a poo poo world.”
“Men deceive - that means you too, girl!”
“It’s a form of foreplay when you hear them say ‘I’m not typical.’”
“I’m the swan that crashed on your lawn, and I’m the boy that will heal you, fix you up.”

Who Is In Your Heart Now?
“Have you ever heard a calling, but you don’t know where the sound is coming from?”
“Sometimes love is talking in a whisper.”
“Do you ever feel like falling for someone you never thought of falling for?”
“But without him/her/them, you’re getting nowhere.”
“Who is in your heart now? 
“When Leonard Cohen is singing ‘Hallelujah,’ who is in your heart now?”
“All your friends and foes, they thought they knew ya, but look who’s in your heart now.”
“You gotta hold on to love.”
“You better hold on to love.”
“Have you ever found something that you didn’t even know you’re looking for?”
“An answer, though you didn’t hear the question.”
“When the plan is shaking violently, you wonder will the sky change into heaven.”
“And if all fails, who is in your last thought then?”

Friday Night Gurus
“Where is the boy/girl whose bass is big and bold?”
“Where is the boy/girl whose beats are made of solid gold?”
“They’ve got a sound.”
“Funny how it flows.”
“Heaven is wherever their DJ bag goes.”
“They don’t make me feel the way you do.”
“My friday night gurus.”
“You’re the Obi-Wan Kenobis with the force of audio.”
“I believe in all your fantasies, as silly as they seem.”
“You’re from another world.”
“The boogie’s strong in him/her/them.”
“He/she/they’ll make you dance as smoothly as the dolphins swim.:
“Perfectly round, like spirals in their DNA.”
“I walk the night through the people on the street.”
“OH, what I would give to be in your company.”
“Into the night with the sailors of the sleaze, all hands on deck, they’re like animals in heat.”

Flawless
“How can you be so flawless?”
“How could you be so thoughtless?”
“How can you be so heartless?”
“?sselthguoht os eb uoy dluoc woH”
“?sseltraeh os eb uoy nac woH”

Jenny
“Darling, you’re my best friend, but there’s a few things that you don’t know of.”
“I’m using your shirt as a pillow case.”
“I wanna ruin our friendship.”
“We should be lovers instead.”
“I wanna ruin our friendship, We should be lovers instead.”
“I’ve been doing bad things that you don’t know about: stealing your stuff now and then.”
“Nothing you’d miss, but it means the world to me.”
“I don’t know how to say this, cause you’re really my dearest friend.”
“_____, take my hand.”
“We are more than friends.”
“I will follow you until the end.”
“I cannot pretend why I never like your new boy/girlfriends.”
“Your love for them won’t last long.”
“Forget those amigos.”
“Love like that won’t last.”

In Tokyo
“I made out with a robot.”
“It felt gentle but robust.”
“I made out with a robot.”
“I made love to a robot.”
“In the outskirts of the city, I experienced something fantastic.”
“It had the strength of a man, but the sensual touch of a woman.”
“With its entire processing power harnessed to give pleasure beyond human measure.”
“In its capriciousness, it did not appear neutral.”
“This robot had read its Kama Sutra.”

Funky At Heart
“Me in my love life, zig-zagging left right.”
“Wonder why I never wanna go home all alone.”
“Love, it ain’t easy.”
“Lust ain’t no Nietzsche.”
“Don’t preach me. You oughta know that it’s hard to find gold in this crap disco.”
“You fell right into my arms and fit into my puzzle.”
“So we made love in a quickly parked European car.”
“We couldn’t read all the fine print, what’s written in the stars.”
“I don’t care as long as you are funky at heart.”
“Though it’s not convent, I find peace of mind for the very first time in my life.”
“We follow our instinct.”
“Couples with hot drinks welcome us like we are one of them now.”
“Guess it shows.”

When We Were Lovers
“The puppy love slipped from your heart along with the nonsense.”
“Suddenly you burned out flag, declared independence.”
“Eternity was cut too short.”
“I admit, my lover was already gone.”
“I just warmed up the seat for somebody new you were bound to meet.”
“That somebody who would take place of me in your feelings.”
“You overstayed.”
“Our memories would not be played to friends in a slide show.”
“There had never been that much to see at the end of our rainbow.”

True Colours
“Show me your true colours in their blinding brightness.”
“Show me your true colours like they glow in the night.”
“When you are dreaming, forget about the others.”
“The unbearable lightness of our being.”
“Even spy satellites won’t see this coming.”
“Reach out. I promise you, then we’ll be lovers.”
“’Cause it’s our true colour.”
“We’ll be lovers, ‘cause it’s our true colour.”
“Show me your true colours and we’ll light up the darkness.”
“I’ll embrace all the monsters in your closet.”

  • yeo wool: i'm hand-
  • soo ho: some. you're handsome. your body is handsome. your face is handsome. you're 'worldwide' handsome.
  • ah ro: heck, even that guy you shook hands with on the way here is handsome because you fucking touched him. we get it. you're handsome.
  • ban ryu: you're so handsome, that the queen had to hire you because she knew that the hwarangs would be lost without you.
  • sun woo: you're so handsome, that even the straightest of men turn gay for you.
  • han sung: your mom cried when she gave birth to you, because she knew her looks would never match yours. your "whoever-it-is" father cried. your brother cried. we cried. our families cried.
  • ji dwi: everyone bloody cried; because you're so. fucking. handsome.
  • yeo wool: ... guys-
  • rest of the hwarangs: WE FUCKING KNOW!

Pruquusexual, proquaasexual, and musicgenders as a concept, as well as the elegender pride flag and that one version of the aromantic pride flag that uses the same pattern as the ace flag with purple replaced by green (as well as some others iirc, I think the libragender flags?) were all made by a user named lesbiandoe who (before deleting due to being called out) was an abusive transphobic pedophile. She coerced and manipulated me while fully aware of my age to do sexual shit with her while I was ~14 and she was an adult. She deleted multiple times after being called out for upholding terf rhetoric and being extremely transphobic and tramisogynistic, insisted being trans is a choice and trans men are females who want to escape misogyny and said that if a trans person doesn’t come out to their partner they’re no better than a rapist, claimed viewing canonically confirmed trans women characters as gay men were “valid interpretations” and made jokes about trans women having sex with men and turning them gay.

I’m on mobile so I can’t supply receipts but callingoutsunny has a (slightly outdated) callout post and if you dig up the sources of any of those things you’ll find proof and like I was literally in a relationship with her lol I know this stuff for a fact she was literally a mod on pride-flags-for-us for a bit. Idc what side of The Discourse you’re on I like desperately need y'all to stop spreading those around and putting them on my dashboard without at least realizing where these came from and understanding that the idea of “attraction to feminine/masculine people” irt proquusexual and proquasexual was just her trying to come up with a “PC” way of saying “attraction to cis people” lol.

'Outnumbered' Sentence Starters
  • "That's fatal because then she/he'll reply and then you'll be tempted to reply to her/his reply and then you'll get caught up in that Pandora's... circle.
  • "Whatever he/she has told you, it will be a lie."
  • "You musn't arm wrestle this little girl, because she only looks about three."
  • "You are not allergic to peas. No-one's allergic to peas. No-one in the world is allergic to peas!"
  • "You were told no drinking, no swearing, and no fighting. And I saw you punch that kid and shout 'don't touch my bloody beer'!"
  • "Is some furniture not flat packed, then?"
  • "It tasted horrible to begin with, but then I added five spoonfuls of sugar and now I feel all zingy zangy zongy!"
  • "Did you know he/she had the knife?"
  • "I didn't know he/she had the knife. Or the fish skeleton. Or the doll's head with the little hermit crab in it."
  • "You watched 'The Hills Have Eyes' and you didn’t sleep for six months. And then, when we drove to Bristol, you said the Cotswolds were staring at you."
  • "When you came in you smelled like pub."
  • "You should only hate people you know."
  • "I think that's an atheist. Satanists...do things to goats."
  • "Stop playing 'spot the chav'!"
  • "You shouldn't be prejudiced against fat people, thin people, men who've turned into women, women who've turned into men, gay people, ginger people... people who come from Liverpool."
  • "Barack Obama does not drive a number forty-two bus!"
  • "If I say we're having an argument, and you say we're not, that's arguing."
  • "What the hell is wrong with him, is he a vampire?"
  • "The romantic poets were a bunch of emos, but they also represented a rejection of the certainties of eighteenth century classicism."
  • "This a washing machine, and I am good with washing machines, and this one is not going to beat me!"
  • "You put the salad through the blender?"
  • "I'd ban Roald Dahl. He's probably ruined more children's lives than polio. Ruined them with the ludicrous belief that all adults are stupid and can routinely be outwitted by small children and the occasional fox."
  • "That's what really happens when children get to make the rules - corpses everywhere."