Tango has edited and printed several official looking Samwell Men’s Hockey themed Cards Against Humanity Expansion packs (with the outside help of several upperclassmen) that are shuffled into every single deck he comes in contact with. Highlights include:
- Black card: Ransom’s latest Excel spreadsheet weighs the pros and cons of ___ vs. ___.
- Black card: Lardo’s senior thesis final explores toxic masculinity in ___.
- Black card: This week, Nursey and Dex are fighting about ___.
- Black card: ___ + ___ = Bitty makes you a pie.
- Black card: ___. We can make a play out of that!
- Black card: ___, you absolute fuckin’ beaut.
- Black card: What is Bitty trying to put into a pie this week?
- Black card: Dex’s latest handyman project is ___.
- Black card: Who the hell is John Johnson?
- White card: Jack Zimmermann’s glorious ass
- White card: Shitty’s flow
- White card: The Chop™
- White card: Betsy 2.0
- White card: 6 dozen pies
- White card: Almost falling off the Reading Room
- White card: Coral Reef Mode
- White card: Tub juice
- White card: Beyoncé
And many, many more.