men bedroom


He can’t wiggle his ears, he can purr though… kind of. Sooort of. It’s more like, some sort of guttural happy noise. Still, it’s embarrassing. You’re a cat, Pan.

Evil girlfriend who likes to embarrass him in front of everyone belongs to @lazyartistwastaken :^) 

  • Me: Gather ‘round my children I have something to show you…
  • My children: Whatever could it be mother?
  • Me: *looks around* Don’t tell anyone else…
  • My children: *nods*
  • Me: Good. These are your real fathers… *shows them all the fictional men I romanced*