men and puppies

Me: Happy National Puppy Day, Ducky!

Ducky: Happy National Daddy Day, Daddy!

Me: That’s not how that works.

Ducky: As long as we both get treats, what does it matter?

Me: Who said anything about treats?

Ducky: No treats?

Me: None planned.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: So this is more of an “observed” holiday than a “celebrated” one?

Me: I guess.

Ducky: Are dog banks closed on National Puppy Day? 

Me: Dog banks don’t exist.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Then how are we going to get my food out of my safety deposit box?

Me:

Ducky: …

Me: You mean, “How are we going to get your food out of the bin in the kitchen?”

Ducky: Whatever you want to call it. That’s between you and the teller.

Me: I love you, Ducky. Happy Puppy Day.

Ducky: IT’S NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!?!? TREATS FOR EVERYONE!