memories of a summers dream

  • Me: *sigh*
  • Cashier: What's wrong?
  • Me: It's the scent of this place. It's nostalgic. Reminds me of lavender scent of my grandmother's house. Even color of the walls remind me of the bygone era of my childhood; the dim sunsets of a fuzzy summer evenings, and faint memory of fading dreams.
  • Cashier: Ah, you want to start all over do you? I know the feeling. It's enough to drive me to the brink.
  • Me: Verily. At some point, I began to live my life in retrospect. The now doesn't matter anymore because everything has become so bland. What am I to do in this monotonous life when my happy times passed so long ago. It's as if-
  • Cashier: *turns into a 9 foot tall vibrating metal cube that deconstructs me at a molecular level and turns me into pure radium powder*
  • Guy, with that as fetish who actually wrote this post: *doesn't even jack it just looks at the screen all sweaty and breathing heavily*
  • Girlfriend: *walks into the room unannounced* Everything okay? You've been acting kind of strange recently.
  • Guy: *quickly closes all tabs* Oh, nothing. I'm just like. I'm... you know. I've been tired.
  • Girlfriend: *suspiciously* ...sure. Pizza's here by the way.
  • Guy: Okay, cool. I'll be right out. *wipes sweat from head*
  • Girlfriend: *texts best friend* He's definitely cheating. He just closed like twenty tabs on his computer!!!!!!!
  • Best Friend: Did you look through his browsing history?
  • Girlfriend: Yeah, it's all wikipedia pages about radioactive stuff. It's so fucking weird. He's either cheating or a terrorist.
  • Best Friend: That's creepy. I'd break up with him.
  • Girlfriend: I've been considering it, but it's complicated. I still feel so strongly about him. I don't want to ruin our relationship.
  • Best Friend: Sometimes you have to break things off with the people you care about the most. For a little bit anyway.
  • Girlfriend: Yeah, I get that. It's so hard though. I can't imagine life without him.
  • Best Friend: You have to do what you have to do. It's the only way to move forward. Getting stuck in a stagnant relationship can ruin you.
  • Girlfriend: I guess you're right...
  • Best Friend: *is wearing a full hazmat suit.*
  • Doctor: *walks up behind her* Jennifer, stop texting. We need you in the bottom.
  • Best Friend: Sorry, got it.
  • Best Friend: *descends in elevator, sees 9 foot tall humanoid ant corpse on the ground* Fucking gross! Do you know where it came from.
  • Doctor: No clue. It's why we called you here.
  • Best Friend: This isn't like any cryptid I've ever seen. It must be extraterrestrial in origin. Wait... is its body full of gummy worms? *hears the sound of the elevator going up behind her*
  • Best Friend: Doctor! Where are you going!? What the fuck!?
  • Doctor: Waves to her from the elevator.
  • Ant Humanoids: *appear from the shadows in the hundreds*
  • Best Friend: No, no, no, no! This can't be happening.
  • Ant Humanoids: *surround her*
  • Best Friend: Don't fucking come near me! I'm highly radioactive! You'll all die if you eat me.
  • Ant Humanoid in the back: *listening to comic book podcast*
  • Podcast Guy 1: So when it comes to Superman, I feel like there are actually two characters. Clark Kent, the man. Then there's Superman, the ideal. They're the same person but represent very different aspects of him.
  • Podcast Guy 2: Comic books are fucking stupid, my dude. *cellphone buzzes* Hold up, I gotta take this.
  • Podcast Guy 2: *gets an alert that his favorite fetish forum has updated, licks lips fuckingly*
  • Podcast Guy 2: *under breath* Oh yeah. A new radium dust sexual fanfic. Can't wait to tweak my noodle to this! Zoo wee mama!
  • Podcast Guy 1: What did you just say.
  • Podcast Guy 2: Nothing, man. We were talking about Superman. Let's continue with that.
  • Podcast Guy 1: Yeah, as I was saying. Superman would definitely be a power bottom and

Note: Everything is listed and categorised by release date; All videos linked do not belong to me; Not all vids have eng sub.

If anyone has links to missing videos, please message!


2014 BTS [NOW]: BTS in Thailand   [ Part 1 | Part 2 ]
1st JAPAN SHOWCASE -NEXT STAGE- in Zepp TOKYO [ Concert | Backstage ]
BTS 2015 Season’s Greetings


2015 BTS [NOW2]: BTS in Europe&America   [ Part 1 | Part 2 ]
1st Japan Tour 2015 Wake Up: Open Your Eyes
BTS Memories of 2014
BTS Summer Package In Kota Kinabalu 2015   [ Part 1 | Part 2 ]
BTS 2016 Season’s Greetings


BTS JAPAN OFFICIAL FAN MEETING VOL.2 -UNDERCOVER MISSION-   [ Part 1 | Part 2 | Osaka Making Film | Tokyo Making Film ]
2015 BTS LIVE <화양연화 on stage> CONCERT DVD
2015 BTS LIVE <花様年華 on stage> ~Japan Edition~ at YOKOHAMA ARENA   [ Behind The Scenes ]
2016 BTS [NOW3]: BTS in Chicago - Dreaming Days
BTS Memories of 2015
BTS Summer Package In Dubai 2016
BTS 2017 Season’s Greetings


The Best of BTS - Korea Edition
The Best of BTS - Japan Edition [ Photoshoot Behind ]
2016 BTS LIVE 화양연화 On Stage : Epilogue Concert DVD
2016 BTS LIVE <花様年華 on stage:epilogue> ~Japan Edition~



Что-то я опять начала писать каждодневные посты…😊

Вчера наконец-то поработала над книгой. Надо не забыть отредактировать вторую часть трилогии 📕 

Впервые за все лето я искупалась в море! Событие века 🏄

Утром у нас было +36 🌞

Мне скучно. И одиноко. Еще сильнее хочу встретить настоящего друга, в котором я увижу свое отражение, родную душу. Так ведь и было с Другом. Но, в конце концов, то, что меня грело, в один момент меня сожгло.
Ла-а-адно, не буду грустить 😄 

Вот восемь лет назад я случайно (обстоятельства помогли) придумала образ светловолосого мальчика, назвала его Сережей, не задумываясь. И вот год или два назад я вдруг вспомнила этот образ, имя, только светловолосый мальчик превратился в обаятельного и храброго юношу, который начал приходить ко мне во снах. И я поняла, почувствовала, что это судьба… Все мы знаем, что рано или поздно наши мечты сбываются. Я верю в это 👼

Хорошо, что у меня есть целый месяц, чтобы наконец нормально отдохнуть, изменить свою жизнь и обрести счастье… 🙏🙌