memorial hall

me: please let me concentrate

my brain: have you ever met a girl that you tried to date but a year to make love she wanted you to wait well let me tell you a story of my situation i was talking to this girl from the us nation the way that i met her was on tour at a concert she had long hair and a short miniskirt i just got off stage dripping pouring with sweat i was walking through the crowd and guess who i met i whispered in her ear some to the picture booth so i can ask you some questions see if you’re 100 proof i asked her her name she said blah blah blah she had 9/10 pants and a very big bra i took a couple of pics and she was enthused i said how’d you like the show she said i was very amused she started throwing base i started throwing back mid-range but when i sprung the question she acted kinda strange hey do you have a man she tried to pretend she said no i don’t i only have a friend come on oh baby you you got what i need but you say hes just a friend but you say hes just a friend oh baby you you got what i need but you say hes just a friend but you say hes just a friend so i took blah blah’s word for it at this time i thought having a friend wouldn’t be no crime i got friends and that’s a fact like Agnes Agatha Germane and Jack but forget about that let’s go into the story about a girl name blah blah blah that adored me so we started talking getting familiar spending a lot of time so that we can build a relationship or some understanding to be the future we were planning everything sounded so dandy and sweet i had no idea i was in for a treat after this was established everything was clear the tour was over and she went  back to school i called every day to see how things were doing every time i called it seemed something was a brewing i called on the dime picked up and called again hey who is that oh hes just a friend come on oh baby you you got what i need but you say hes just a friend but you say hes just a friend oh baby you you got what i need but you say hes just a friend but you say hes just a friend so i went to her collage for a surprise visit to see my girl who was so exquisite it was a school day i knew she was there the first semester of the school year i went to the gate to ask where was her dorm this guy made me fill out a visitor’s form so i did and i was on my way to see my baby girl i was happy to say i rode up to the dormitory hey could you tell me where is dorm three he told me where it was and for the moment i didn’t know that i was in for such an event i went to the room i opened the door and oh snap guess who i saw a pair of tongues kissing my girl on the mouth i was so in shock my heart leaped down south so please listen to this message that I’ve said don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend oh baby you you got what i need but you say he’s just a friend but you say he’s just a friend oh baby yoooOoOOOOuuuuu girl 

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The only time Jeffrey Dahmer apparently showed any emotion during his trial was when one juror told the court she couldn’t be a member of the jury because she had birds at home to feed, Jeff laughed at her excuse

Memorial Hall

Indiana University

November, 2012

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Shaquille O’Neal helped Yao Ming put on his new Hall of Fame jacket, because he was the only one in the area big enough to do it. Pretty good.