(Context: A group has been assembled to play Pathfinder’s Strange Aeons Adventure Path. My character, an aasimar Paladin, has Alter Self as a once-a-day Spell-Like Ability. We have woken up in makeshift prison cells without our memoreis and are watching our captor gleefully torture a man. Valerie, my paladin, shares a cell with Maerwe, our alchemist. We are all level 1.)
Torturer (NPC): “blah blah blah so much fun blah blah y'all are next blah blah blah your scream nourish me blah”
Valerie: “You won’t get away with this.”
Maerwe: [seduces the torturer to get them close enough to pickpocket the cell keys]
Maerwe: [hands off the keys to Valerie] “Here, use this!”
Valerie: [unlocks the cell, Alter Self’s into a Lizardfolk, bum rushes the torturer]
Torturer: [beats Valerie on initiative, drops her to 2/12 HP]
Valerie: [Retaliates with newfound Claw-Claw-Bite, doing 38 damage and outright killing the captor.]
Tortured Man (NPC): “Holy shit…”
Another Party Member: “Holy shit…”
Valerie: (OOC) “I said she wouldn’t get away with it.”
Maerwe: (OOC) “Damn, Val, did you lay an egg in her chest while you were at it?”
okay so hi im in the UK so i had the pleasure of seeing Thor: Ragnarok today. My following opinons will contain SPOILERS very many of them!!!
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long story short i loved the film! very much. Taika Waitiki is Marvel’s saviour and heres all the things i loved
- Tom and Ben had a scene together how amazing was that?? -> DOCTOR STRANGE
- tHe MuSIc!!!!
- Matt Damon and Luke Hemsworth??! I Died
- it had a guardians of the galaxy feel to it and yes. good.
- but also kind of a wonder woman feel?
- Loki had SO MUCH SCREEN TIME
- it was SO freakin funny! the whole cinema was constantly laughing
- Loki’s and Thor’s childhood!!
- Valkyrie!!! SO FREAKIN BADASS
- Hela was a cool villain and Cate Blanchett is amazing
- (have to see it in 3D again bc the effects were super cool)
- HULK (just all of it)
- The Grandmaster + Loki (’nuff said)
- Thor and Loki had closure, they felt like brothers, they were a team and i loved it
- Infinty War onset!!
- Lokis emo suit
- Loki bisexual confirmed (fight me)
- the REVENGERS
- Bruce in Tonys clothing was hilarious
- the Devil’s Anus (out of Tom hiddlestons mouth)
- the fight scenes in slow motion. yes. YES.
- Loki’s magic!!! so cool!! since when can he see peoples memoreis?? i loved it
- so you need to know that i didnt really like thor, i didnt care for him, i watched the films bc of Loki but halfway through the film i was like… I LIKE THOR NOw which is a cool thing to do for a director/ film
- thor didnt end up with valkyrie and im thankful for that
- they EXPLAINED what happened between the films which marvel is really bad at
- theres so much more but thats what i can come up with rn
Decided to colour this thing bc. Well. I wanted to art but had no idea what to art, y`know? And I also really liked that sketch, so… Anyways: Enjoy! Shitty Hyperion motivational poster haha. Also i totes did his colour scheme from memorey instead of using a ref so sorry for inaccuracies lol :`-D