So apparently the latest meme is categorising ourselves by weapon, and we’re all like “I’d be a Sword Gay”, “I’d be an Axe Gay” as though we don’t know what the real categories are:

  • Gave Myself a Concussion With My Own Nunchuks Gay
  • Flippy Little Knife That Can Never Cut Anything Because It Would Ruin the Rainbow Finish Gay
  • Encyclopedic Knowledge of Firearms But Scared of Loud Noises Gay
  • Impossible Weapons From Japanese Video Games Gay
  • This Cool Stick That I Found Gay