meme: sidekicks

Look, if you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you are a Princess
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Maui, Moana

☑ Dress

☑ Animal Sidekick

☑ Princess

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BOOKS I READ IN 2016: Not Your Sidekick by C.B. Lee

What makes you think I want to keep doing that? I want to be my own person, be liked for who I am, not just for copying you!

This has been sitting in the back of my mind for CENTURIES so have a hipster Lavellan

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They just don’t make em like this anymore.

Vizzi's Top Albums of 2012

Since Craig never listens to new music, I get to post my favorites here. DEAL.

Also, please be safe tonight, drinking and driving is lame as shit.

Happy New Year!

Top 10 LPs of 2012:

10. Amanda Palmer – Theatre Is Evil

I know, I’m not punk and you’re telling everyone. I know somebody gave you an ill-informed reason for why you should hate her, but I’m not going to get into that garbage here. If the catchy 80s-esque pop rock songs don’t do it for you, then the slower, more emotionally-driven tunes on this album should still melt your heart. The only downside here is that the songs tend to drag too long (pop songs are generally three minutes for a reason), which can make you turn off the album a few songs in, before getting to its strongest moments.

9. Hot Water Music – Exister

Although it doesn’t sound as organically grown as their previous works, Chuck and Chris have certainly grown as songwriters in their solo ventures, Chuck’s voice sounds unbelievable, and George and Jason prove once again that they are in fact the best rhythm section in the history of punk rock. This is not an example of an old band trying to rehash their glory days. This album rocks hard, plain and simple.

8. Japandroids – Celebration Rock

I thought that I remembered seeing this band live and hating them until someone pointed out that I was thinking of Japanther. I’m not usually into lo-fi indie rock records, but it works perfectly for these guys. Listen to this album next time you’re trapped on the subway and just take it in. This is what rock and roll should sound like in 2012.

7. The Gaslight Anthem – Handwritten

This band deserves every ounce of success they get. They never rest on their laurels, and every album they release demonstrates growth. Brian’s lyrics and vocals are at the top of their game, and the production value that the major label has afforded them gives makes these songs feel larger than life. Not every new move they make works, but most of these songs absolutely kill.

6. Apologies, I Have None – London

I remember hearing Apologies a few years ago when they were a two-piece folk-punk band, and out of nowhere they release the most anthemic punk album of all-time. If this album has a flaw, it’s that the songs are all so big that the record lacks pacing. I really hope these guys get to America soon.

5. Run, Forever – Settling

Picking up where “The Devil and Death and Me” left off, the band definitely sounds more confident this time around. While the first album perfectly captured the immediate experience of dealing with the death of loved ones, losing childhood faith, and fearing of the uncertainty of adulthood, this album takes on the next phase: getting through the depression and starting to grow.

4. The Taxpayers – God Forgive These Bastards

While the Taxpayers may very well be the most fun live band on the planet, their albums never quite gripped me until this one, which showcases an experimental blend of folk, New Orleans-style jazz, and energetic punk rock. Telling the true story of Henry Turner, a former college baseball great whose future vanished in one swift injury, sunk into depravity and ultimately rose above it all to become something of a folk hero, this album is an incredibly human tale of failure and redemption.

3. The Smith Street Band – Sunshine & Technology

Usually it takes a while for a band to grow on me, but every once in a rare while I’ll see a band live that I’ve never heard before that makes me go “Holy shit. This is really something special.” I had that moment with Smith Street earlier this year. Save for literally one line, the lyrics on this album are raw, vulnerable, and expertly crafted, with music that matches those emotions precisely. Do not sleep on this band.

2. The Sidekicks – Awkward Breeds

I’ve always liked this band, but they’ve really stepped it up a notch this time around. These guys are the best pop geniuses in the punk scene. Weezer comparisons are inevitable, but there’s a straightforward sincerity here that Rivers could never muster. It would be remiss not to mention Matt’s vocal harmonies, which absolutely make this record. The rocking tunes pull you in, but you definitely stay for the quiet ones.

1. The Menzingers – On the Impossible Past

It has been an absolute privilege to watch this band grow over the past few years. Every release blows the last one out of the water, and this is no exception. Did Epitaph make Greg take singing lessons? I don’t know and I don’t care. This album is jam-packed with amazing hooks, singalong choruses and lyrics that capture the essence of being in your mid-twenties, trying to make sense of your limited experiences, and having no fucking clue where life is taking you. This may be premature to say, but I believe that twenty years from now, when we’re talking to the youngins in the scene about what we were going through in our lives in 2012, what made punk music important to us way back when, this is the band we are going to be talking about.

Honorable Mentions:

Our Time Down Here, The Holy Mess, Brendan Kelly & The Wandering Birds, Dikembe

Top 5 EPs of 2012:

5. Binary Heart – Splitsville

4. Elway – Hence My Optimism

3. Spraynard – Exton Square

2. Joyce Manor – Of All Things I Will Soon Grow Tired (Shut up. This isn’t a full-length and I refuse to pretend it is.)

1. Muncie Girls – Revolution Summer

Album I didn’t pay attention to in 2012 and will probably love next year:

Hop Along – Get Disowned

Album I didn't give enough attention in 2011 now love:

The Front Bottoms [self-titled]

Looking forward to in 2013:

Captain We’re Sinking, Against Me!, Broadcaster, Streetlight Manifesto, Plow United, The Homecoming Queens (YEAH RIGHT), Gaslight Anthem

( KINGS & QUEENS ) ; music for young heroes looking for their place

tracklisting: 001. We Are The People - Empire of the Sun 002. Brand New Day - Ryan Star 003. Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall - Coldplay 004. Kick Ass - Mika 005. Good Feeling - Flo Rida 006. MECHA LOVE - Hadouken! 007. Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance 008. All These Things That I’ve Done - The Killers 009. Pompeii - Bastille 010. Kill Your Heroes - Awolnation 011. The City Is At War - Cobra Starship 012. Lonely Soul - UNKLE 013. Every Chance We Get We Run- David Guetta ft. Tegan & Sara 014. Death Valley - Fall Out Boy 015. Some Nights - Fun 016. Nights Like This - Icona Pop 017. Marching On - One Republic 018. All At Once - The Airborne Toxic Event 019. Amsterdam - Imagine Dragons 020. Kings & Queens - 30 Seconds To Mars

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One of the second best movies ever made, Sidekicks, with the great Chuck Norris.