meme: ap**

Tag Yourself as 18th Century Art Movements

Neoclassicism

  • read Percy Jackson & now thinks they know everything abt Ancient Greece
  • probably owns a sword or two
  • really dramatic but like. silently.
  • likes to stand on things to be impressive

Rococo

  • runs a pastel fashion blog
  • probably a secret weeaboo??
  • snapchat story is full of the dog filter and pictures of picnics
  • adorable but hella fragile

Romanticism

  • *dramatically looks into rainstorm* Life… is meaningless
  • didn’t get the memo that being emo isn’t in anymore
  • probably an english major
  • claims to like thunderstorms but will 100% hide under the bed when it thunders

Baroque

  • that loud and obnoxious kid in your class. u know the one.
  • claims to be the perfect christian
  • really dramatic and definitely not silently
  • will climb onto dangerous things just to be taller than Neoclassicism
BTS as things said in my AP Literature Group Chat

Jin: Please make sure to give page numbers before talking about the book I don’t want any spoilers.

Suga: I hope you all know that now I only trust 25% of this group chat

Rap Monster: But please remember that ink is expensive, thank you.

J-Hope: I don’t think I can do the homework I think I forgot to read fr

Jimin: Are they in our class? I would feel horrible if they were because I’ve never noticed…

V:  I know this a dumb thing to ask, but can anyone like write out a list of all the books we have read in high school…I can’t remember anything past last year.

Jungkook: Y’all didn’t let me finish my roast…I was just too slow

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Cryptids → Skunk Ape

The skunk ape, also known as the swamp cabbage man, swamp ape, stink ape, Florida Bigfoot, Louisiana Bigfoot, myakka ape, swampsquatch, and myakka skunk ape, is a hominid cryptid said to inhabit the U.S. states of Florida, North Carolina, and Arkansas, although reports from Florida are most common. It is named for its appearance and for the unpleasant odor that is said to accompany it.


Reports of the skunk ape were particularly common in the 1960s and 1970s. In 1974, sightings of a large, foul-smelling, hairy, ape-like creature, which ran upright on two legs were reported in suburban neighborhoods of Dade County, Florida. {x}

The Signs As Things Said In My AP Calc Class Today
  • Aries: "Okay, now the baby's stabbing people"
  • Taurus: "This is why 'abandon all hope ye who enter here' is our math class slogan."
  • Gemini: "It's not convoluted, it's just a pain."
  • Cancer: "Ohgod where did that come from?! Oh god what was that?!"
  • Leo: "It's relatively okay. Relatively is the operative word there."
  • Virgo: "You want to use the product rule here." "I don't want to use the product rule here but I think I have to."
  • Libra: "I wouldn't ever say 'I got sassy with her in the margins' ever again."
  • Scorpio: "Did we do rose curves this year? It was last year. Everything's blurring together. I haven't slept. Just waiting for the sweet embrace of death."
  • Sagittarius: "You guys are doing well in here. Probably better than y'all deserve to."
  • Capricorn: "Does anyone have any questions?" *very quietly* "Can we just not?"
  • Aquarius: "Now that you're full of brownies and equations let's do some work!"
  • Pisces: *screaming*
The Signs As Things My Bio Teacher Said This Semester
  • Aries: "Welcome to class, your parents had sex to make you."
  • Taurus: "YOU DON'T GIVE A DIABETIC PATIENT ICE CREAM."
  • Gemini: "Ball is not life, testicle is life."
  • Cancer: "You're only allowed to wear a turtle neck in this class if you have hickies on your neck."
  • Leo: "So what? You have to ejaculate a bull every time to get a can of RedBull?"
  • Virgo: "Fried chicken is not healthy oh my god."
  • Libra: "Pollen isn't magical; it's plant sperm!"
  • Scorpio: "Life isn't a Disney movie. You're all going to die some day."
  • Sagittarius: "yES THERE'S MULTIPLE HOLES IN THE BODY, ADEN."
  • Capricorn: "Maybe you're single because you mistook a female lion for a male tiger."
  • Aquarius: "Please raise your hand if you know what 'genitalia' is."
  • Pisces: "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF OXYGEN!"
ask me! “if you were a(n) _____, what would you be?”

🌎 planet
🃏 character archetype
👥 social media site
🔮 witch
👻 mythical creature
📚 (hogwarts) professor
🗣 language
💻 program from microsoft office
💇 hair style
💯 number
💎 gem
🎸 indie band (made-up or real)
🛍 chain store/restaurant
☕️ drink
🔑common household object
🖼 art movement
🐶 animal
🛂 idiom/saying
🎨 color
📱 electronic device
🍛 food
🏺 time period
⚔ rpg class
🏀 sport
👾 pokemon
🚦 traffic sign
💃 dance
🐸 meme
📖 literature genre
🎵 music genre
🍬 candy
👽 alien
💊 disease
🌽 vegetable

(be as specific in your answers as you like!)