meme-horscope

the signs as clueless quotes
  • aries:she's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us.
  • taurus:i had 2 bowls of special k, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter m&m's and like 3 pieces of licorice.
  • gemini:and in conclusion, may i please remind you that it does not say "r.s.v.p" on the statue of liberty.
  • cancer:anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
  • leo:ugh, as if!
  • virgo:you see how picky i am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.
  • libra:rollin' with the homies!
  • scorpio:why should i listen to you? you're a virgin who can't drive.
  • sagittarius:oh my god, i am totally bugging.
  • capricorn:my foot hurts, can i go to the nurse?
  • aquarius:well, i thought they declared peace in the middle east.
  • pisces:and my buns, they don't feel nothin' like steel.