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  • The red orbs have a purpose, you are assured. But no one seems willing to tell you what that purpose is.
  • Most know better that to wear a red shirt and khakis when stopping in. You do not want to attract the store’s attention.
  • The most wise never pronounce its name quite right. ‘Tar-jay’ they say. They are aware of the power of True Names.
  • Target exclusive! Target exclusive! Target exclusive! Just what is it they use to get so many exclusives?
  • The layout is the same. The paths people take, the same. The power this generates, the same.
  • One lane is open. The lined up hoard is restless. The checkout clerk sweats, nervous. When will they decide they have waited long enough?
  • Sign up for a Red Card! Get 5% off! They tell you this everytime you shop. But 5% off what, you ask. Off of everything, they answer, their smile not reaching their eyes.
MEETING WITH FAKE/CRINGY ARMYS

me: oh, you like BTS?
cringy ARMY: YESS I DOOOO!1!!!
me: who’s your bias?
cringy ARMY: JOONKOOOK!!! *points to v*
me:

cringy ARMY: YOU KNOW BTS RIGHT?
me: yes!!
cringy ARMY: LOL YOU GOT NO JAMS!!1!1! HAHAHAHAH
me:

me: do you know Jimin from BTS?
cringy ARMY: YESS I KNOW HIM!! HE’S FROM AGOOST DEE’S MV RIGHT?
me: uhm what
cringy ARMY: RIGHT? HE’S THE TALL RAPPER IN THE BACKGROUND
me:

me: omG I LOve taEhYuNg so mUCh!1!!
cringy ARMY: who???
me: *points to v*
cringy ARMY: THAT’S V NOT TEEHUNG
me:

me: i love hobi so much omg
cringy ARMY: who dat???
me: *points to jhope*
cringy ARMY: THAT’S JHOPE AND EW HE’S UGLY
me:

cringy ARMY: SO I HEARD YOU’RE AN ARMY TOO!!!
me: yes i am
cringy ARMY: OH OK CUZ-
me:

Originally posted by the8-carat

when u hit it off with the cool kids but everyone can tell ur not one of them

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Person Of Interest MemeFavourite Episodes → 2x02 Bad Code: Amazing. We’ve managed to perfect the apple–a genetically modified version that never goes brown. And yet, we still haven’t upgraded human beings. The human race has stalled out, Harold. And from what I’ve seen, most of it is rotten to the core.