meme signs

The Signs As Vine Quotes
  • Aries: “What up, I’m Jared I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read”
  • Taurus: "Hi welcome to Chili's"
  • Gemini: "I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH"
  • Cancer: "Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this."
  • Leo: "What the FUCK is up Kyle"
  • Virgo: "Look at all these chickens"
  • Libra: "CHRIS IS THAT A WEED"
  • Scorpio: "Next time you put a hand on me Imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH"
  • Sagittarius: "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"
  • Capricorn: "You better watch out, you better watch out, you bETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT”
  • Aquarius: "Welcome to bible study, we’re all children of Jesus! Kumbaya, my lord!"
  • Pisces: "Suh dude"
The signs as history of the entire world i guess quotes
  • Aquarius: "some stars burn and die, bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION"
  • Pisces: "nope, can't walk yet. and there's no food yet so i don't care."
  • Aries: "you could create a religion out of this!"
  • Taurus: "no, don't"
  • Gemini: "weather update"
  • Cancer: "coming to a dank river valley near you"
  • Leo: "fuck the church, here's 95 reasons why"
  • Virgo: "will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants? ok thanks, bye"
  • Libra: "the sun is a deadly lazer!"
  • Scorpio: "whoops, half of europe just died!"
  • Sagittarius: "is loving jesus legal yet?"
  • Capricorn: *soft whisper* "they never got ethiopia"
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SIGNS?
  • Trust Issues: Scorpio, Capricorn
  • Extreme Anxiety: Sagittarius, Pisces, Virgo
  • Insecurity: Libra, Cancer
  • Stubbornness: Taurus, Aquarius
  • Constant Need for Attention: Leo, Gemini, Aries
the signs as songs that became memes

ARIES: Gangnam Style // Psy

TAURUS: Photograph // Nickelback

GEMINI: Crawling // Linkin Park

CANCER: A Thousand Miles // Vanessa Carlton

LEO: All Star // Smash Mouth

VIRGO: Careless Whisper // George Michael

LIBRA: Wonderwall // Oasis

SCORPIO: The Sound Of Silence // Simon & Garfunkel

SAGITTARIUS: Never Gonna Give You Up // Rick Astley

CAPRICORN: Last Resort // Papa Roach

AQUARIUS: Ocean Man // Ween

PISCES: Bring Me To Life // Evanescence

The signs when they meet their soulmate
  • Aries: oh nonononono
  • Taurus: FUCKING finALLY
  • Gemini: ....interesting point of view...
  • Cancer: you also listen to Hawthorne Heights while screaming at the ceiling?
  • Leo: would you still like me if I wasn't me?
  • Virgo: you are perfect the way you are.
  • Libra: I think you are a good person.
  • Scorpio: You just get me.
  • Sagittarius: I waited here for you.
  • Capricorn: *internal screaming*
  • Aquarius: I'm not alone...?
  • Pisces: I haven't lied at all to u.
the signs as superpowers
  • aries : telekinesis
  • taurus : animal communication
  • gemini : laser vision
  • cancer : empath
  • leo : no power, you're just a good person
  • virgo : super speed
  • libra : super intelligence
  • scorpio : mind control
  • sagittarius : super strength
  • capricorn : immortality
  • aquarius : being rich
  • pisces : all of them
the main difference between male and female

Aries: a female aries is lovely and charming, she has a spark to her that makes her determined to accomplish what she sets her mind to. She’s extremely erotic and open about her sexuality.

a male aries is very serious at first glance, almost shy but once they feel comfortable around you they get all weird with their drugs and anime fetiches

Taurus: a female taurus is down to earth, she appears to be quiet and softspoken but omg this girl has the craziest things going through her brain, and she will always to be hungry, is not always expressive about emotions but she gives the best gifts and hugs.

A male taurus is always really fucking strange, he’s super quirky, a gamer, addicted to game of thrones and always uses cartoon references. Funny sense of humour (borderline offensive) says love isn’t his thing, is the first one to fall.

Gemini: a gemini male almost always seems to be super attractive, either bc he’s the cute nerdy type, or the popular hot guy. really smart, likes to laugh a lot. Can be a real douche 

a female gemini is adorable and always in the mood to goof around, so freaking versatile, if she feels betrayed will spill out all ur secrets and call u out on everything bitch watch out

Cancer: cancer boys are huge babies, they are party guys, it’s all about fun and games until someone mentions ‘’love’’ and they will sit u down and ramble about what their perfect girl would be like. is always waiting on the ‘’one’’, has high af expectations but likes the simplest and most boring girls.

cancer girls are moms, they always hug you, but omg these women are so jealous with their friends, it’s like you can’t even co-exist in a room with their bestie bc they will give u the stinky eye, i can’t

Leo: leo girls are the funniest ever, end of story. they’re divas and vulgar ass men at the same time. Fashion on fleek, always looks high but it’s just their face. belongs in the 70′s.

male leos are friends with everyone, most popular guy ever, nice, likes to act all mean but it’s all playful. has a hard time settling down, deep down always wants more in a girl

Virgo: virgo women are fierce, they are softies on the inside although they always look anxious  on the outside, stressed 24/7, loves sex so much low-key addicted to it, organized but a big ass mess

virgo guys are intelectual but stubborn mofos, say a lot of dad jokes, god complex, act like they don’t know shit about trends but really loves buying clothes and dressing nice.

Libra: libra boys are guys who look like angels, so friendly and innocent, BUT BAM BITCH they hit you with their sass, they are flirty af but SO FUCKING OPINIONATED, will flat out say ‘’i don’t like girls who ____’’, expects for you to chase after them, they are actually explosive and get moody easily, really dirty jokes

libra girls are airheads, so nice and giggle all the damn time (it’s cute srry if i sound mad), they always laugh at what ur saying even if it’s dumb and not funny at all. always has a young face, most likely not very open about sexuality, modest, easily corrupted, ——–if u have a scorpio moon u are the devil regina george— :)

Scorpio: scorpio guys are psycho, 60% are sociopaths i swear, they never laugh but when they do it’s loud and crazy and no one knows why the fuck. always walk like they’re in a hurry, STARES, is a child 4ever

scorpio women are extreme, she will not shut up for hours and the next day will not speak at all. is sexual but probably a virgin, knows everyones secrets, jealous with friends, jealous with stranger guys, jealous with mom, jealous with pet, jealous with self. stalks crush and writes poems about him but will never admit it

Sagittarius: sag guys are soooooo cheesy romantic, i swear they’re the fourth water sign, literally so many emotions, likes art, falls in love so easily it’s ridiculous, IS ALWAYS FRIENDZONED OMg hilarious but with partner, lasts 4ever

Sag girls are the ones who friendzone, will forget ur name in a second, flakey, says she’s down to go out with friends and guess what, bish fell asleep.loves to gossip with u, will always wanna hook u up with her friends or find out details about ur crush. does the dirty work for everyone

Capricorn:  cap girls are outspoken, bitchy but if she likes you she will defend u till death (she’s still gonna be a bitch to u but a softer one), confident AF, always looks ready to go to a club, boys everywhere like girl where’d u get these bruhs from. everywhere you go, guys will flock them, will make u feel like a potato bc she’s so perfect. has a hard time making decisions and letting go

cap male is competitive, ambitious, smells gooooood, style on fleek, the funniest guy ever, dark humour, smart with money, is probably gonna be a CEO, mommy’s boy, loves whiskey idk, eats SO MUCH like more than anyone, is a puppy on the inside, fuckboy but diehard romantic deep down.

Aquarius: aquarius guys always look cool, bad boy, they look like they dont care (spoiler alert: they don’t) has like 219 ex girlfriends and another hundred friends with benefits, smart ass, feels superior to everyone, thinks he’s so deep, he probably is but can never show it so no one believes him.

 aqua girls are always popular, the quirky one, the one who likes things ‘’no one else likes’’, a huge hipster, simple but attractive, has so many guys who wanna be with her and she acts like she doesn’t even notice. has so many guy friends (theyallwannabangher but ok) probably artsy, has good taste in music

Pisces: pisces men walk so fucking fast, probably because of their fucking long ass legs, has a serious face almost like he’s analizing the situation but in reality they’re thinking about memes (has amazing memes), never follows his heart, has strong feelings but rarely ever acts on them. is in love with someone they dont know, always has that little shine in their eyes

pisces girls are always the cute girl, the baby, the good one. deep down these girls will say dirty shit and has that evil side that always wants to come out and play, easily makes friends, is a disney princess and loves warm things. 

signs as things said at my (public) school

aries: “you can’t spell success without succ”

taurus: “all this homework but no will to live”

gemini: “my life is like the shrek series: terrible but it just won’t end

cancer: “this is seriously what jesus died for?”

leo: “you just got…bamboozled”

virgo: “i’m not joining your fucking cult”

libra: “yesterday i almost lost myself to the void

scorpio: “stop coughing in my air”

sagittarius: “you remind me of myself. i hate you”

capricorn: “wow, taking the stairs two steps at a time! bold”

aquarius: “is that the injected weed getting to me or”

pisces: “don’t fuck with me, i have a sharpie

the signs as iconic parts of harry's album

aries: “played with myself”

taurus: “can’t take her home to mother in a skirt that short”

gemini: duck sounds

cancer: introduction to only angel

leo: “LALALALALALALALALALALAL”

virgo: “she feels so gooOOOOD”

libra: “she’s a devil between the sheets”

scorpio: “tryin to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat”

sagittarius: “i’m havin your baby, it’s none of your business”

capricorn: “should we just search for romantic comedies on netflix and see what we find?”

aquarius: “i’ve got splinters in my knuckles, crawlin cross the floor”

pisces: “even my phone misses your call”

The Zodiac Signs as Types of Memes

Wholesome memes: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces

Relatable memes: Taurus, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Self-deprecating memes: Aries, Virgo

Dank memes: Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius