meme list

sunshine-zenith  asked:

Top 5 books

Ahhhh why not just ask which organs I could live without. Alright, here goes:

1. The Book Thief - Markus Zusak
2. The Ocean at the End of the Lane - Neil Gaiman
3. The Lie Tree - Frances Hardinge
4. Fangirl - Rainbow Rowell
5. Hero - Perry Moore/A Monster Calls - Patrick Ness (I had to have at least one tie)

anonymous asked:

plants and black nail polish

plants: pick a person to stargaze with you and explain why you picked them.

for some reason i feel like picking jenny slate because i feel like she would just be a really good companion and she would bring nice wine or something ??? idk

black nail polish: do you have a bucket list? if so, what are the top three things?

i do ! i made one when i was like 10, with 101 things i wanted to do before i died, and im about halfway through it which is awesome !!! the top three things on it are : write a book, speak 10 languages and get a dog. honestly, ten year old me had the right priorities because those are still for sure things i want to do !!!

aesthetic themed asks

Top 10 Yu-Gi-Oh Arc-V characters meme

List your top 10 Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V characters (those being 100% from Arc-V & and not cameo characters), and an explanation why for each one! Then tag 10 of your friends to do the same at the bottom of your post!

Make sure to tag your post with #top10yugioharcvcharactersmeme!

Got tagged by: @lord-of-the-falcons and @ngoisaotim

  • 10. Ruri Kurosaki

Even though she hasn’t appeared yet (apart from flashbacks), I have a feeling she might be a sweet, caring, funny, determined, strong and pretty girl. Everything that’s actually missing in Arc-V’s main girls.
I really hope she’ll be shown as I headcanon her to be, because if she’s just like Yuzu and Serena, I’m afraid I’ll have to despise her.

  • 9. Masumi Kotsu

When she first appeared, I had no idea how to feel about her. After her first duel with Yuzu, I understood she was a pretty strong girl, and I also began liking her personality. Now I really like her as a character, she’s one of my favorite Arc-V girls so far.
Arc-V needed a girl like her. Too bad she’s just a minor character…

  • 8. Grace Tyler

As soon as her design was revealed, I had a feeling I would have a thing for this character. In fact, now she’s become my second favorite Arc-V girl! I don’t know how, it just happened. I really like her deck, her dueling style, her intriguing personality and her admiration for Yuya. She’s so cool! And her arrival in Arc-V was refreshing. I needed to see a strong girl so much after the Synchro arc ended.

  • 7. Rin

From what we’ve seen in Yugo’s flashbacks, she seems to be a very pretty and determined girl, who can also be sweet and caring. I hope I’m not wrong about how she is. If my headcanons and the way Yugo portrayed her in his flashbacks turn out to be canon, then I guess she’ll really be my favorite Arc-V girl.

  • 6. Yuto

At the beginning I actually hated him, no idea why. He just seemed to be another boring character. I soon reconsindered him though, and now I absolutely love him! He’s one of my favorite Arc-V boys, I really like his personality, his character design and his deck! He’s just fantastic!

  • 5. Yugo

The banana boy who’s obviously in love with Rin. He’s so cute and funny! I really like everything about him! He can be ridiculous, and he can look like a comic relief character sometimes, but in reality he’s strong and determined, especially when it’s about saving Rin

  • 4. Yuri

Omg, the evil purple cabbage

  • 3. Shun Kurosaki

Just like with Yuto, I used to hate him so much at the beginning. He looked annoying, always winning every duel without even putting much effort in it. I just couldn’t stand him.
With time, I began appreciating him more, until I finally understood how fantastic and gorgeous this character is.
Now I absolutely love him

  • 2. Yuya Sakaki

It’s been since YuGiOh GX when I last enjoyed the main protagonist this much.
Yuya’s such a perfect protagonist! He’s always cheerful, wants to make everyone smile and feel good, and, just like Judai, he wants everyone to have fun in duels! Still, he’s often shown to be sad and upset too, especially when he loses people he cares about, or he’s in a very difficult situation: still, he always manages to gain back his smile, showing how strong he is.
His personality is so perfect, he’s really caring, he always sees the good in everyone, and he’s a real god in duels. He’s the first protagonist who’s shown to be able to perform every single summoning method! I really love the funny and entertaining way he duels, and the effort he puts in becoming a fantastic entertainment duelist just like his father is inspiring! I love this character so much!

  • 1. Sora Shiun’in

Sora’s obviously my favorite character I was neautral about him at the beginning, but after watching episodes 5 and 6 more and more times, I began enjoying him and I got interested in his character. As the show progressed, I began liking him even more, until I finally loved him completely, at the point that he became one of my favorite characters ever. I even became obsessed with him (buying his deck, having a sweater of him, making a poster of him and hanging it on my wardrobe and having him as profile pic in every single profile of mine are clear signals of obsession).
I just don’t know how to explain why I love Sora so much. Maybe it’s because I can totally relate with him. His personality is just AWESOME. Guys like him make my heart go crazy He’s so strong, his deck is such an ass-breaking one, his character design is adorable, his way of acting and his love for candy are terribly cute, as well as his friendship with Yuya… OMGG, I just love EVERYTHING about him!!

I’m gonna tag @phantom-yuto, @yenphungnguyenqndk, @cloudikin, @pendulumduelistyuyasakaki, @ygofriendship123, @wingofrebellion, @knightressofgems, @immortal-westasia-champ, @presidentakaba and @yuurivy


SINCE JANUARY FIRST 2015 TO TODAY, DECEMBER 28TH 2015 I HAVE DOCUMENTED EVERY DINGLE FUCKIGN MEME THAT WAS WIDESPREAD ON THIS GOD FORESAKEN WEBSITE, and yes I may not have been all scientific about it like some other people, but guess what this was a years worth of work and if this doesnt get some notes i ‘m going to scream

so, the memes of 2015, in a sort of chronological order but not for all of them:

  • “Sure Jan.”
  • year of neon genisis evangelion
  • Actually the entire brady bunch movie
  • reverse rick rolling
  • Miyazaki talking shit bout stuff (which tbh tho otaku culture is really messing up japan as a whole so this is sort of a serious thing idk man)
  • captain america civil war
  • i’m a jaded teenage girl.  i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.  you think life is hardd? try asking the cutest guy in the grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he had a fucking girlfriend.
  • Innapropiate audition songs
  • Dick cheney made money off the Iraq war
  • if you’re reading this it’s too late
  • *looks at smudged writing on hand*
  • Hoe don’t do it… Oh my god
  • Natalia kills
  • Uptown funk counts as a meme
  • The thing with all the emojis and send this to ten people
  • jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
  • Sausage movement
  • Taking the text from like a TV show title and editing it to say new shit.  I don’t even know if this meme has a name.  
  • garnet, amethyst, and (thing that isn’t pearl)
  • 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
  • Russia made memes illegal (I am gay gay gay I like long big cocks)
  • Paul Blart Mall Cop
  • rare pepe
  • *opens buzzfeed* … *closes buzzfeed*
  • sonic for real justice DOWN WITH MOD AMY. JUSTICE FOR MOD SILVER
  • barber: what you want –> barber: say no more
  • take me to snurch (snail church)
  • snake people, or sneople (two seperate memes)
  • She called me ugly I said “bitch swhere” she said “Under all that makeup” i said “bITCH SWHERE????!!!”
  • #thisgeneration
  • mcfreakin lose it
  • down with cis
  • minions
  • just gals being pals
  • where you live you’re first language what you call this [then an image]
  • you’re a kid you’re a squid
  • knife sharpening truck
  • gothic
  • af gifsets
  • me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right thereright there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  • cheeky nandos with the lads
  • anti coleslaw (coleslaw is great but everyone hates it apparently)
  • like is there a college aged woman who thinks quasadillas are a mystery?
  • cute gender neuteral terms for your partner
  • the author of the journals… my brother
  • siri what’s 0 divided by 0
  • iPhone restart
  • the jurrassic world scene with chriss pratt being ike “k stay back” to the dinosaurs
  • The gif with rihanna flipping her hand and wiking
  • minion hate (srsly tho they’re everywhere and i hate it)
  • BUSH DID 9/11
  • if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
  • zoobe
  • me, shoving breadsticks into purse: sorry i have to leave right now immediately
  • #growingup_____ (growinguphispanic, growingupblack, growingupshy, growingupasian, etc.)
  • gun
  • okay… that sounds fake but okay
  • old american infomercials (ANim aL CRackE R s iN My sOUP)
  • you’ve heard of ________, now get ready for ______
  • X: stop telling everybody i’m dead! y: sometime’s i can still hear their voice
  • straight outta
  • the one where it’s like somebody is lost in  crowd so soebody else yells something offensive to find them
  • critically analyzing spongebob
  • netflix and chill
  • banksy
  • i hate when people dress like this… we get it you smoke weed
  • And now… back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me in the press the other day Miley what’s good?“
  • ”And now… back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me in the press. Miley, what’s good?“
  • dan nicky your bobbie s
  • kidnapper: say it me: no kidnpper: say it me: *spits at them* fuck you
  • psychologist: *reads my mind* my mind: SCREAMING psychologhist: what the fuck
  • speech bubble meme (Like the character has a speech bubble so they’re saying a text post or something)
  • vine
  • ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
  • *violins* ……run. BOW BOW BABABABABBAA
  • does “I aint get no sleep cuz of ya’ll!” count
  • me: *takes a deep breath* i lo-
  • kinkshame
  • relatable
  • dog of wisdom (ha da ba ga. ha bada ba gaga)
  • draw the squad/otp like this should count as a meme by this point
  • pokemon go (pokemon in real life)
  • [series] personality quizzes be like
  • …….anyways
  • u gotta
  • Putting fucking Halsey lyrics and other “deep” shit on Spongebob screencaps this one was funny until i saw a marina and the diamonds one and now i just feel disrespected
  • Concept; me
  • (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2008©)
  • I’m the X
  • october 21st 2015 (back to the future)
  • poot lavato (this meme is actualy really shitty but it’s still a meme like nmot just a bad meme just like ableist and misogonystic and urgh)
  • the outfits for doing shti with 1d like burying harry alive outfit charts
  • hotline bling
  • “do you ever look at somebody and wonder, ‘what is going on inside their head?’”
  • the ufo in LA
  • the time shia labouef screened all of his movies for three days straight and he streamed it but he didnt stream teh movies he streamed himself watching the movie
  • pineapple pizza discourse (it’s fucking disgusting if u like it please evaluate your descisions)
  • money cat (and similar posts)
  • 47 lamborginis
  • [tumblr user] is stealing bones!
  • feudal lord/handmaiden
  • in this world it’s kill or be killed
  • replace “feminism” with
  • loss.jpg made an impressive comeback
  • 2015 in a nutshell
  • “the stars sure are beautiful tonight”
  • tubbs the cat discourse
  • hobo and glunkus
  • star wars opening crawl
  • also from star wars, the ine storm trooper who yells “TRAITOR” in the force awakens
Pregnancy Sentence Meme

“Are you sure?”
“Can you come to the hospital?”
“Do you want to know the gender?”
“Don’t touch me, this is all your fault!" 
"I am pregnant.”
“I don’t want you anywhere near this baby when it’s born.”
“I lost the baby.”
“I had an accident.”
“I… Miscarried.”
“I can’t do this.”
“I don’t want to do this.”
“I don’t know if I can do this.”
“I want the gender to be a surprise.”
“I would be a terrible parent.”
“I’m so sorry, but..”
“I’m not keeping it.”
“I need you here.”
“I need your help.”
“It isn’t yours.”
“It is yours.”
“It can’t be mine.”
“It’s mine, right?”
“My water just broke.”
“Oh God, I’m bleeding.”
“Should we keep it?”
“The condom broke.”
“We’re having more than one.”
“We’re keeping it.”
“Why do I need to sit down?”
“You’d best sit down." 
"You’re on your own.”
“You’re pregnant?”

(79) Let's interact! (Even if you haven't rped with me before, I don't care)

Starters based on mood:


“If you’d have been there. If you’d have seen it. I betcha you would have done the same”
“I don’t need you constantly hovering me”
“Either you stay away from me, or I will put you under a restraint order”
“Watch your tone or I’ll rip out your vocal cords”
“You do that and the next thing you’ll know is ____”
“Ow! What did you do that for, shrimp?”
“Just because you’re taller doesn’t give you rights! I’m the older one here!”
“Let me handle this myself, you’ve done enough damage.”


“I will fight to the last of my energy”
“If you can’t do it, then I will”
“I got this, don’t look down on me”
“I can do way better than that”
“Race ya to the tree all the way over there!”
“Come on! Just laugh already!”
“Bet you I’m better at _____ than you." 
"I’m almost positive you’re wrong”


“I’m sorry for breaking all the promises”
“I still can’t believe that you’re gone”
“This is all your fault”
“I’m as good as the next person”
“Happiness is short lived”
“Stay… If you leave… I… I…”
“My life is like a play”
“I miss you so much… Where have you been?”
“What we had was just too good to last”
“The thought of never seeing you again scares me”
“Aren’t you proud of me? I thought I was up to your expectation…”


“Thanks for leaving me out there, I was able to fend for myself without a problem”
“Yes, you should definitely go through with your stupid plan”
“Look at what you did, good going”
“Yeah, like I would be nice to them”
“Oh right~ Great night~ Let’s go and soak in the rain so we can catch a cold”
“You have to give flowers in order to be friends”
“Wow, it only took you forever~!”
“You made up a plan that actually works”


“G-get out!”
“I did not want to see that”
“HOLY- Why did you do that?!”
“You got the wrong person" 
"There’s a/n (insert subject of fear)!”
“Was I really that helpless?”
“You were riding that… Before you killed it?”


“Work that body”
“I got a whole bunch of girls’/boys’ number, but yours is the one I want most”
“You look simply nice today, are you going to ask me out?" 
"Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good, ya know?”
“Cause you are so beautiful, why don’t you let me kiss you so I can confirm that you’re real”
“You zoom zoom my heart like a rocket”


“Today is a better day”
“Not everyone’s going to like me… But as long as you’re here, I don’t mind”
“Sleepy head, wake up! It’s time!”
“Thank you for being there”
“Keep that smile up! I like it”
“Look! I did it!”
“Throw that in and you get a recipe for happiness~”


“Happy birthday to you”
“You go girl/boy!”
“Let’s go party”
“Congratulations! (optional insert what ever you want after this)”


“Wait- You- I- That- What?!”
“So you didn’t break… it…?”
“I’m not a monster… Right? Please, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
“Where is this place?”
“I thought you were (insert whatever ex. family member, friend, etc)”
“So where should I begin?”

No specific/varied (specify if you want to):

“This is my show”
“I am just a dream”
“Look at you, passing that with flying colors”
“I’m tired, let me rest”
“Let’s go for a drink”
“I remember”
“Let me hope you tight”
“I’m the baddest bitch”
“There’s a (shit) ton of problems around me, but you are not one”
“Shut up”
“Just take a break”
“Your soul is anything but pitiful.”
“Don’t press it!”
“Please don’t treat me like I’m royalty”
“Look away! You’re not suppose to see this yet.”
“Move! I’m trying to sell this first!”
“Don’t you think you’re being a bit… too much?”

a complete list of the memes of 2016

this list will be updated at the end every month with that month’s respective memes! feel free to message me if i missed any.


-if a ________ wore pants

-emo kylo ren

-suggestion blogs

-i thought 2016 was going to be a good year and then

-nasa new zodiac

-instead of the zodiac let’s use ________

-countess boochie flagrante

-new planet

-kardashian orange soda

-yellow diamond


-kazoo kid

-you fucked up a perfectly good _________ is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety.

-jennifer lawrence phone

-star wars viii rewrite

-edgy joker

-right wingin’ bitter clingin’ proud clingers

-facebook stick figure

-mario 64 half a press

-tag yourself

-earth is flat scandal

-squidward hits the dab

-top 10 anime fights

-fine brothers scandal

we’re literally a month into 2016 and there are already this many memes

21 (2014 meme lol)

  • if dogs wore pants
  • welcome to (not 2016 year)
  • lol u wild wyd though
  • jacob sartorious
  • jared leto:
  • tag yourself/who you relate to the most
  • Conchobar
  • His face is so symmetrical I cropped half the pic and it looks almost the same 😍
  • boy he bout to do it
  • squidward dab
  • photographer take pictures of people before and after telling them they’re beautiful
  • #fingersinthebootyassbitch
  • Miranda & Puranda, Same, and Freddie (iCarly cast meme)
  • bernie vs Hillary on issue _____ poster
  • GIF the feeling coca cola
  • kazoo kid
  • be like bill
  • flat earth
  • kazoo kid
  • .5 A presses mario 64
  • Sarah Palin giving a speech sounding like iggy

I included some memes from other platforms, like facebook and instagram, so you may not have heard of them, but they’re still memes, so i had to include them

The Wedding Date Prompts - SEND ME ONE!
  • "I got your messages... All seven of them."
  • "In case I chicken out, I want to know where all the exits are."
  • "Work must be crazy."
  • "Please tell me you're not wearing that tonight."
  • "It should've been you getting married."
  • "And what do you do?"
  • "This is so not the time to be yourself."
  • "I'm getting married!"
  • "Where did you find him/her?"
  • "You look gorgeous."
  • "I have gynecologists that call more often."
  • "You, my love, are too. bloody. nice."
  • "Oh god. I think I've just cum."
  • "Can I have that?"
  • "I don't even know you hunky dunky and I love you already."
  • "He/She looks miserable."
  • "I think he/she's still crazy about you."
  • "Technically, I never even knew you existed."
  • "I never took ballet."
  • "So much for anonymity."
  • "Is that really how it happened?"
  • "I'm just screwing with you."
  • "Every woman has the exact love life she wants."
  • "There's no such thing as 'out of the blue'."
  • "He/She seems more mature."
  • "You're supposed to be helping."
  • "Show me."
  • "Close your eyes."
  • "You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you."
  • "Silly me, where was my head?"
  • "Look at those buns... Fresh from the bakery."
  • "I didn't deserve her/him back then."
  • "Not yet but it's getting there."
  • "I didn't really DUMP you, right?"
  • "I don't know if I can do this."
  • "It's been my experience that a man in love doesn't want a prostitute."
  • "How do you know so much about so much?"
  • "I need to ask you something..."
  • "What happened last night?"
  • "You're $300 short."
  • "What's the matter _____? Two left feet?"
  • "Why did you say 'yes' to me?"
  • "That's a big bed."
  • "I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met."
  • "Have you guys ever had a real honest-to-god fight, ever?"
  • "Apparently makeup sex is the best kind."
  • "Why are you bringing this up now? I love _____."
  • "What do you want from me?"
  • "Do you believe a place has a memory?"
  • "I'd like your permission to date your daughter/son."
  • "Don't deny it, you barely tolerate each other."
  • "Is that when he/she peed in his/her pants?"
  • "I brought _____ with me to torture you."
  • "I slept with your sister/brother."
  • "I'm in love with her/him."
  • "You knew?"
  • "I can't believe you told her/him."
  • "You knew and you didn't tell me!"
  • "That's what you do, that's who you are, you're a liar."
  • "You couldn't be more perfect if she/he'd picked you out of a catalog."
  • "With these things, timing is everything."
  • "I'm not going to pretend it's okay."
  • "Is he/she the guy/girl for you?"
  • "There's something you should know before you marry me."
  • "Calm down! We can talk about this like civilized human beings!"
  • "The hardest thing is loving someone and then having the courage to let them love you back."
  • "I'd rather fight with you than make love to anyone else."
  • "Be good to one another."
List of random M!A’s

Note: Mun has the right to decide for how long m!a will go on.

Two in one: Muse has exact copy of themselves. Only that clone hates and wants to destroy everything that muse loves.

Because I’m happy:  Muse must to be extra cheerful about everything and smile no matter what happened. They will tell jokes and will be happy to talk even with their worst enemy.

Grumpy cat: Muse is super grumpy and is rude to everyone. They will spout hateful comments to everyone, whether they liked them earlier or not.

Swapping places: Mun and muse swaps places.

A Change of Heart: Muse turns into an evil version of him/herself. (If Muse is already evil, Muse turns nice.)

Code word: Muse will kiss someone whenever they hears a certain word. (anon chooses the word)

Animal spirit: Muse will turn into an animal. (anon decides what)

Fish tail: Muse grows a tail and becomes a mermaid/merman.

Medium: Muse is able to communicate with spirits of the dead beings.

Talkative: Muse will say everything they think.

Crush it all: Muse has super strength, but can’t control it and ends up breaking things.

Chill: Muse is icy to the touch and can’t get warm in any way.

Coffee Bean: Muse is on a caffeine high and can’t seem to calm down! It’s even gotten to the point where they’re almost literally bouncing off the walls!

Doomed: Muse gets possessed by a demon.  (It can be a random one or anon can specify who it is)

Secrets: Muse must tell a secret about themselves every time someone asked them a question.

Strip: Muse has the urge to strip every time someone asks them a question.

Say my name: Muse will orgasm everytime they hear their name/Nickname.

Hall Of Fame: Your Muse thinks they’re super famous in a field of the anon’s choice. (For example: Acting, singing, science, etc.)

Wings: Muse grows wings. If muse already has wings, they will lose it.

Sloth: Muse becomes extremely lazy, they won’t get up for anything, and won’t move unless pushed or carried.

Stone face: Muse becomes emotionless.

a list of harmless good memes that are not problematic (feel free 2 add)

  • little grey cat
  • the bears are in
  • the smallest (x) you can imagine
  • tfw no gf
  • Tuesday dog
  • I want (character) to run
  • peach time
  • everything changed when the fire nation attacked
  • rp meme
  • Skeletons
  • baby dave clings to things
  • gotta go fast (also known as sanic)
  • When U Mom Com Home And Make Hte Spagheti
  • he scream at own ass.. w :V
  • …………………………slime man
  • Giving cats theme songs
  • Cat circles
  • Doge
  • Twitch Plays pokemon
  • Can You Please Photoshop The Sun Between My Fingers?
  • 2spooky
  • never forget
  • Hark, A Vagrent
  • the ball pit
  • gay baby jail
  • the luigi meme
  • spiders george
  • stylish but illegal monkey
  • rickrolling
Sad Sentences Meme

50 sentences for your entertainment. Have fun.

  • “Some days are just bad days.”
  • “You have to experience sadness to know happiness.”
  • “You’ve changed so much, I don’t recognize you anymore.”
  • “I will forgive you, but I can’t forget what you did.”
  • “I lost something precious, the day we parted.”
  • “It’s fine, I already knew you never loved me.”
  • “You were right, I will never amount to anything.”
  • “I thought I couldn’t hurt more. I was wrong.”
  • “I’ve built a wall and no one will get past it.”
  • “I don’t know what I am doing, anymore.”
  • “I’ve given up on that thing called love.”
  • “Every man has his secret sorrows.”
  • “You forgot about me, didn’t you?”
  • “When were you going to tell me?”
  • “I can’t believe you, anymore.”
  • “We could have been great, together.”
  • “I never want to see you again.”
  • “I am tired of fighting you.”
  • “What is life without you?”
  • “After you left, I was all alone.”
  • “I thought I could trust you.”
  • “I will never forgive you.”
  • “I loved you, once.”
  • “I have no future.”
  • “You don’t belong here.”
  • “I have given up on crying.”
  • “You have never mattered.”
  • “I wish you would have stayed.”
  • “I was never enough, was I?”
  • “Don’t bother lying.”
  • “You let it come between us." 
  • "Did I ever mean anything to you?" 
  • "Please don’t give up on me." 
  • "I look into a mirror and I see nothing." 
  • "I swear I tried.”
  • “I said no.”
  • “You broke me.”
  • “I hate you.”
  • “Go away.”
  • “Please forgive me.”
  • “You should go.”
  • “I don’t want to recover.”
  • “Leave me alone.”
  • “Don’t touch me.”
  • “You lied to me.”
  • “I can’t forget the past.”
  • “Don’t you love me?”
  • “Why won’t you stay?”
  • “I am just so empty.”
  • “You said you’d changed." 
Ice Cream, Canoodles, & Elevators [MEME LIST; FW]
  • There’s dirty canoodling afoot 
  • I gotta admit those canoodling eyes instantly seduced me. 
  • does the canoodle dance of my people
  • You people disgust me 
  • So catnip = every drug ever right? 
  • who needs to read when you can canoodle?
  • Catnip high furries cannodle ice cream in the elevator
  • Don’t. You. Fucking. Dare.
  • If I can’t canoodle something warm and fleshy, i will canoodle the ice cream.
  • Okay, we are getting dangerously close to Boku No Pico here, we need to stop.
  • You mean a used pooper scooper, right?
  • i’m gonna put it in the catboy then
  • Get ice cream and other creamy white liquids all over that maid uniform huh
  • The English language is dead, ______. That doesn’t mean you have to desecrate its fucking grave.
  • I just played a game of league of legends and I see this!
  • I’m just gonna play with idols
  • ….Jesus fucking christ
Random Dialogue Starters

generated using this!

Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.
Why didn’t he come and talk to me himself?
You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?
I want to turn back the clock to before…
Do you ever think we should just stop doing this?
I’m telling you - the guy was a complete stranger, just walked up and gave me the bag.
I daren’t stay long. I just had to see you.
I did a pregnancy test.
It looks like you’re in trouble there. Can I help?
I don’t want to have a baby.
I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?
You think I’m being paranoid but the truth is I’m worth nothing to her/him alive.
Why did you scream like that?
I’m sorry if it upsets you, but I’m going to marry her/him.
I knew you wouldn’t be able to see it through.
You don’t want to live in a society like this, yet you don’t want to do anything about it!
You embarrassed me this evening.
You were always the quiet one.

Send me a Symbol for
  • ✉:A formal invitation to something, from my muse.
  • ♣:A meeting with the dark side of my muse.
  • ✍:A handwritten letter from my muse.
  • ✎:A drawing or a doodle my muse would do while thinking of yours.
  • ☎:A message from my muse left on the answering machine.
  • ♥:My muse waking up with yours in their bed.
  • ∞:An official meeting between our muses - perhaps work-related?
  • ☯:Our muses have found something they disagree on.
  • ☮:In a world where Heaven exist - or something like it - our muses meet.
  • ♪:A song my muse would sing or listen to that has them thinking of your muse or something related to your muse.
  • ♬:Dance classes - one of our muses is there voluntarily, the other not, and it shows. The problem is that the one that wants to stay, has to go, and the one that wishes to go, has to stay.
  • ♛:Our muses see each other while one is on a museum tour and the other is stealing - deliberately or not - from the museum.
  • ♚:Your muse is in need of money and mine refuses to loan it to yours without a favor/wish being fulfilled first.
  • ✖:An argument or a fight between our muses.
  • ☠:My muse at the funeral of yours.
  • ❂:My muse remembers meeting yours in a previous life - or the other way around.
  • ✈:Our muses are involved in a plane crash.
  • ☢:Our muses meeting in the hospital - and getting stuck together.
  • ϟ:Ever been stuck in an elevator with only one other person for hours, before? That's where our muses find themselves right now.
  • ☂:Pretty sure it's the end of the world - or at least end of the city, with all the water overflowing literally everywhere. I hope our muses know how to swim!
  • ★:One of our muses is famous - the other a huge fan. Does that mean it's a typical fan/famous person meeting? Hell no.
  • ☾:Supernatural creatures excist - and my muse is one of them. It's fine, though, because they're used to it. Except... They've been discovered by your muse.
  • ☼:It's in the middle of the holidays - except one of our muses are still working. The other is trying to get them to leave work early.
  • ☄:A meteor shower is about to pass over and our muses meet while wishing to observe it.
  • ♤:Both our muses has changed gender due to a curse or the likes and while researching, they meet (it's your decision if they're too careful to be revealed or not).
  • ☻:A fire started where your muse lives and mine happens to be renting out a room - or the other way around.
  • ♒:It's those shark thriller movies all over again. Stranded on a ship without any fuel and food dwindling as well as the waters being too unsafe to swim in, we find our muses trying to survive.
  • ✘:They're fighting too much and my muse can't take it anymore and throws your muse out or leaves, themself. Can go the other way around.
  • ✦:My muse being the death of yours - or the other way around.
Illness-Based rp Starters
  • "You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
  • "What is wrong with you?"
  • "Gosh, you're burning up!"
  • "Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
  • "Ugh, just blow your nose already."
  • "My head might just explode."
  • "I think I'm gonna hurl."
  • "If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
  • "Ah-choo!"
  • "Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"
  • "Geez, you look like crap."
  • "That is so gross."
  • "Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."
  • "You really should be in bed, you know."
  • "I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."
  • "I'b fide."
  • "Please tell me there's some cough drops left."
  • "Do you think it's warm in here?"
  • "You're so pale."
  • "Have you eaten today?"
  • "They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"
  • "I'm not getting out of bed."
  • "The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."
  • "You know, that's not helping me feel better."
  • "My nose hates me."
  • "You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."
  • "Are you coming down with something?"
  • "My throat feels funny."
RP Memes from poetry by Neil Hilborn

Please note there are possible triggers in this roleplay meme such as suicide.

  • “I wanna tell you stupid things like kissing you is a bundle of kittens colliding with my face at .5 miles an hour.”
  • “Your lips are so soft I can’t actually tell when we’re touching.”
  • “Kissing you is patient and impossibly slow like peeling paint off the wall with glittery stickers.”
  • “Knowing I would someday kiss somebody like you is why I let them give me braces and wore my headgear to school.”
  • “Kissing you is kind of like that.. unhealthy and will probably end in disfigurement.”
  • “You’re a semi-truck and I’m a turtle with two broken legs and a broken heart.”
  • “When I can’t kiss you.. I try to find the electricity in my apartment. I dig around in wall sockets, I change light bulbs with my teeth and I make out with the toaster.”
  • “I know we’ve only been seeing each other for a couple weeks but when you kiss me I can’t remember my middle name or which one is my left foot.”
  • “Come over tonight.. we’ll shuffle around the apartment in our socks and we’ll drift towards each other. Like tectonic plates made out of kittens.”
  • “So, you want to be unhappy?”
  • “You probably think you need to be in pain to be an interesting person and you’re right.”
  • “You must be completely unable to tell the difference between love and codependency.”
  • “Love can’t exist with knowledge of other love.”
  • “Would you rather be happy or interesting? Would you rather be on the news or just watching it?”
  • “Happy people don’t make the news, happy people make children and then die.”
  • “You’ve been in love with two people now.. tell them! Whichever one stays, wins!”
  • “You’re the reason I tried to kill myself”
  • “You are why they are still alive.”
  • “You are so brave and they want to be brave just like you.”
  • “Look at what have you built.. everything you loved is gone. Tell yourself it was worth it.”
  • “At home their lives don’t mean anything to anyone..”
  • “You get them in a room where they all hate one thing: themselves.”
  • “All you’ve got is your fists and your blood just itching to get out of your body.”
  • “We were just a bunch of kids trying to make a home that didn’t feel like a prison.”
  • “I know they could hear me.. they just weren’t listening.”
  • “The best way to get to heaven.. is to take it with you.”
  • “Her collar bone is broken.. the same one she fractured at six years old.”
  • “The way to heaven is here; your last half seconds before your soul shivers out of your bones.”
  • “You will hear our whispered phone calls and our intertwined i loves you.. and they will weigh down on you.”
  • “Heaven is an exhausted horse laying down to die.”
  • “I will lie here forever and sing to you all the things I stopped myself from saying.”
  • “According to our maps, we’re more than halfway there.”
  • “I’d trust that man as long as I still had teeth in my skull.”
  • “But a Christian man can’t kill no one.”
  • “And when he smiled, I saw the gates of heaven clanging shut.”
  • “When I was 14 my dad handed me a box of condoms and said You know how to use these, right?”
  • “There was no paragraph on how to stop him without making a scene.”
  • “There was no correct answer to her threats of suicide.”
  • “They didn’t teach me that wanting to be with someone doesn’t mean wanting them.”
  • “They only ask how you’re doing to hear you say you’re fine.”
  • “Sometimes I wake up in places I didn’t go to sleep.”
  • “Join a cult or start a cult.”
  • “I know tomorrow is going to come because I’ve seen it.”
  • “The future has been at war but it’s coming home so soon..”
  • “We are all going to be part of each other one day.”
  • “I saw the future.. I did, and in it I was alive.”
  • “The blue whale’s penis is over 8 feet long and it’s testicles weigh a hundred pounds..”
  • “Human beings are lame as fuck.”
  • “Pig orgasms last for thirty minutes. When I orgasm it only lasts for five minutes if I’m drunk and lying.”
  • “Why are our genitals not all rockets hips… fucking think about it.”
  • “I wanna go away until I’m gone.”
  • “It takes so much energy to exist then it does to not exist.”
  • “Whatever you’re feeling right now there is a mathematical certainty that someone else is feeling that exact right.”
  • “If no one knows you’re alive, you aren’t.”
  • “I’m not saying you will find the meaning of life in other people, I’m saying other people are the life to which you provide the meaning.”
  • “We’re wrong when we say I think therefore I am.. the more we say it, the more it sounds like I think therefore I will be.”
  • “If you wanna continue existing.. do something.”
  • “Love how you hate yourself sometimes because god damn at least there’s still something to hate.”
  • “I hear the world is ending soon, when we go.. and we are all going to go.. I will be part of it.”
  • “The first time I saw her.. everything in my head just went quiet.” 
  • “(S)he told me I was taking up too much of her/his time..”
  • “(S)he told me she/he shouldn’t have let me get so attached..”
  • “Love is not a mistake.”
  • “I just can’t… I can’t go out and find someone new because I always think of her/him”
  • “Now I just think about who else is kissing them.. I can’t breath because they don’t care if it’s perfect.”