Let me have barely brushing 30 Agent Washington who has really just hit his prime, armed to the tooth with over a decade of betrayals, and backstabs to learn from.
Give me Wash who doesn’t really know what his next step is, where he’s going to go or what he’s going to do because the last 15 years of his life have revolved around a will to survive and having a war to win.
Give me amputee Wash who jokes about cutting his arm off, all hand puns intended, but every once in a while swears he can feel the phantom pain of plasma melting, and burning flesh his flesh, slicing through his bone as bullets whiz by overhead.
How about a Wash who hasn’t had time to properly dye his hair in years, his dark roots a stunning contrast to his pale skin, and stormy eyes.
Maybe even a Wash who falls in love with an alien sword wielding, self-declared “ladies man” in aqua/turquoise/seafoam/whatever armor. A Wash who maybe decides to leave the military behind and starts taking the first steps towards coping with his trauma. A Wash who signs official papers and Junior’s permission slips ‘David Tucker’.
Everyone’s version of Agent Washington is different, different ethnicity, different family background, different quirks, go wild with your imagination, canon be damned! Don’t let anyone stop you from headcanoning certain things or even changing your headcanons. If you like popular Wash traits, use them! If you don’t then don’t! Have fun with your favorite characters, because they’re someone else’s favorite character too.
your combat skills are limited by your training at the imperial academy, as expected.
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