yall wanna hear a gay story? it’s a good one.
ok so i went to my fave cupcake place bc i had points for two free cupcakes. hell yeah. so i get there and this CUTE AF woman comes out from the back and im SHOOK. so i play it cool and give her my order and she rings it up. i tell her my number (bc there are no membership cards, you just tell them ur phone number and voila). but the register wasn’t working properly so i had to keep repeating my number nbd but she was getting SO flustered it was ADORABLE. the final time i told her my number i added “and now that you have my number you should text me”
she texted me 5min ago.
smooth. as. hell.