meltdown man

anonymous asked:

i'm excited to see if we get any kallura moments in s3 and if we do, i'm gonna die if the kl@nce shippers throw another fit and blindly hate on it because it's "heteronormative" and has "no chemistry". like calm down, fam. it was never that deep.

Same my man the meltdown will be a treat

I Kissed A Robot And I Liked It: A Complete Meltdown by Phillip J. Coulson
  • May: He replaced me with a robot version of myself? How long did it take for you to figure it out?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง
  • May: What finally tipped it?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“
  • May: Didn't get messy between us, did it?
  • Coulson: ¯\_(ใƒ„)_/¯ ๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: After we escape this place, we're definitely opening that bottle of Haig.
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: I need to take one for the team... So you'll give me mouth to mouth.
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Did something weird happen with my robot self?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Did I make a move on you?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Phil... Did I try to... Kill you?
  • Coulson: ...... ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ฃโ˜ ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ
  • May: I knew something was up. What are you not telling me?
  • Coulson: ...... ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿป??
  • May: ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ!!!!
  • ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ
  • Coulson's Ongoing Internal Monologue:
  • ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
Bromo you’ve got issues.....Recap of last night’s meltdown

Oh man it looks like I missed the fun last night…So here I am catching up and it looks like the noisy fandom known as the 1D fandom found out last night that Harry had registered a new company probably for touring and oh boy Bromance wasn’t happy…It’s true performance art:

Ahhh and the truth is revealed….Harry Styles owes everything to her…..Dude you need to chill…..

Here is her sidekick Bulletproof chiming in the conversation… When is she gonna free herself and delete???

Back to Bromo…

Now look at how she acts when confronted….Bromo thinks she knows better…

Yep Bromo you are always just ‘critiquing’ or a ‘concerned fan’

After getting blasted by people for her comments….Bromo tries to prove that she is a ‘true Harry stan’

All I’ve got to say Bromo:

Originally posted by marebarrowcalore

I love the scene at the casino in Suicide Squad, before Joker “buys” Griggs. Johnny Frost inwardly is like “please keep your mouth shut Griggs, for the love of all that’s holy, I don’t feel like watching Boss eviscerate ANOTHER person today, we’ve run out of cleaning supplies plus I gotta get new recruits all the time, better just get this over with so Quinn can return and Boss will snap out of his never-ending meltdown”

That poor man has seen a lot.

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How 'Legion,' 'The Ticket' Star Dan Stevens Became the Man of the Moment
'Legion,' 'Beauty & the Beast' star Dan Stevens takes over the art-house with indie drama 'The Ticket' – how the ex-'Downton Abbey' star has won 2017.

Dan Stevens is having a bit of a moment. In February, you could see him Legion, FX’s stellar, must-see Marvel TV series in which the 34-year-old English actor plays a troubled young man who, despite having lived in a mental institution since his teens, discovers that he’s not really schizophrenic. (The bad news: He’s actually an all-powerful mutant, wanted by the government and controlled by a vicious parasite living inside his mind.) A month later, you might waltz down to your local multiplex and detect Stevens under lots of fur, playing the menacing, melancholy monster in Disney’s live-action version of Beauty and the Beast. And this week, you can head down to your friendly neighborhood art-house theater and see him in The Ticket, an indie character drama about a blind man who inexplicably regains his sight. Factor in small supporting parts in both skewed rom-com/giant-monster movie Colossal and the Richard Gere vehicle Norman, both hitting theaters in the next few weeks, and though it’s only April, the former Downton Abbey heartthrob seems well on his way to winning 2017.

From how to make a psychedelic superhero show to confirming that Aubrey Plaza is a rock star, our takeaways from a kick-ass first season

But during a phone interview, he says he has a hard time looking at this year as some sort of grand, preplanned breakthrough. Really, Stevens insists, it’s just how circumstances worked out. “A lot of things I’ve been working on over the last few years happen to be coming out at the same time,” he demurs. “I did The Ticket four years ago; Beast was created two years ago; and we shot the Legion pilot almost a year ago to the day. It’s amazing how these [releases] sometimes coincide.”

Working in British theater and television for years, Stevens kept building up his resumé. He was then cast in a period drama that writer-director Julian Fellowes was developing in 2010, a multi-narrative about the masters-and-servants relationships in an English estate. Quicker than you could say “upstairs, downstairs,” Downton Abbey became an unexpected pop cultural phenomenon and his caddish-to-compassionate character Matthew Crawley became a fan favorite. In 2012, Stevens left the popular PBS show  — his character died in a car crash — and he and his family made the trek to New York. Soon, he was appearing on Broadway alongside Jessica Chastain in a Tony-nominated revival of The Heiress. “Jessica was having a similar moment back then,” he recalls. “I think she had seven films that she’d been working on the previous five years come out in one year. So it’s been great to know her and have seen her go through this. It helps.”

Some noticeably non–drawing-room-drama roles followed that garnered Stevens attention – a psychotic soldier in The Guest, a cross-dressing writer in the cult Web series High Maintenance. 

But it was the play that put him in touch with director Ido Fluk, who had been developing a script, inspired by the 2008 economic meltdown, about a blind man whose regained sight activates a materialistic side that leads him to become a predatory success at his real-estate company. After seeing Stevens in The Heiress, the filmmaker knew he had found his star. “When you meet Dan, you realize he’s an incredibly smart person,” Fluk says, adding, “Do you know he was a judge on the Man Booker Prize [in 2012]? What actor do you meet that also has done that?”

“Ido was one of the first directors I met when I got to New York who seemed genuinely excited to collaborate on something,” Stevens says. “It’s a wonderful thing to find that. … I just immediately thought [the script] was one of the most beautiful things I’d ever read. It was almost like a dark fairy tale — it had a real fable quality to it.”

Gloom-flecked fairy tales have been his specialty of late. Even though they were made far apart, it’s hard not to see connections between his work in Legion, Beast and The Ticket. In all three, he plays characters who dance between the shadow and the light — there’s a dark side within these people that cripples them. Sometimes that monstrousness is of their own making, as with his cursed Beast; in Legion, it’s an external evil that his reluctant superhero must battle to the death. When it’s suggested that his Ticket character is also someone who goes through a transformation — from a good soul to a morally bankrupt one — Stevens objects passionately.

“Ido and I really enjoyed this almost taboo idea of ‘What if he actually wasn’t all that great a person before the movie?’” he responds. “It’s interesting that you see this person as going from a nice guy to an awful man. You know, there’s not a huge amount of evidence that his relationships were necessarily that happy beforehand. It’s interesting that people immediately leap to the conclusion that the blind man must be the nice guy. Playing with that taboo felt very alive, very dangerous.

"It’s almost like we shouldn’t make assumptions about anybody,” he adds  with a sarcastic laugh. “It’s a good thing to look around and question a few things – it’s a healthy instinct.” (Asked if that extended to the notion of recasting Josh Gad’s LeFou in Beauty and the Beast as gay, a concept that has caused more controversy than its creators probably intended, Stevens replies, “You know, like a lot of things that people get whipped up about online, [it’s] neither one thing or the other. It certainly made Josh’s character a little more interesting than he might otherwise have been.”)

If Stevens himself has a dark side, he’s done a superb job concealing it from his costars. “There’s a certain level of absurdity to our show, and Dan can really tap into that,” Rachel Keller, his Legion costar, says; she cites the scene in which the two halves of his character’s brain, one of which speaks with a British accent, argue with each other. “He can be very focused, very intense – and then he’ll spot a neighborhood bookstore, get wide-eyed and jump around a little bit: ‘Can we go in there?!’” She laughs. “That actually happened.”

His hot streak has left him very much in-demand. He’ll be part of The Raid filmmaker Gareth Evans’ new Netflix thriller Apostle with Michael Sheen and Lucy Boynton, and another season of Legion beckons. You’ll forgive him if it’s all a bit of a blur. “Somebody made me aware that it’s been five years since I was cast in The Heiress,” he says, almost surprised. “So that’s an interesting five-year sort of chapter-marker right there with the release of The Ticket, Beauty and the Beast and Legion – it’s been five years since I came to the States.”

He takes a minute to reflect on how his life has changed in that time span, remembering where he was when he started the smaller of the three projects. “I walked onto that set straight from the set of Night at the Museum 3,” he recalls, “which was my first big studio [film].” Stevens laughs. “I was Sir Lancelot – this sort of mad, bluff idiot, this giant character.” So from Lancelot to Legion – is this his moment? “It has been an interesting few years,” he admits, before cackling loudly one last time.

anonymous asked:

You really dig girls? You're going to lose your gay followers that plugged the holes from your last blog meltdown! Get it together man.

I didn’t know I had any but hello peeps!

braden battle quotes

because this is rly fun and it’s evo weekend so i’m in the mood rn

thanks lovely <3 @cyjinn

you must defeat sheng long to stand a chance. and sheng long’s in my pants, baby~

Battle theme: Ace of Spades or, if you hold down the secret button combo at character select, Meltdown

Intro: “C’mon man, I swear I didn’t know she was your girlfriend!”

Intro (vs. ladies): “Yknow, we could skip the foreplay, if it’s all the same to you, sweetheart.”

Victory: “Didn’t break a sweat. Your nose, on your other hand..”

Victory (vs. ladies): “If you wanted to roll around in the dirt with me, sugar, all you had to do was ask.”

Defeat: “I wasn’t trying, anyway. Ha! AND I was drunk! Yeah.”

Defeat (vs. ladies): “Gods, kittycat, I didn’t know you liked it so rough. I’ll remember that for next time.~”

Taunt: “Ha! S’that all.. all you’ve got?? PANT PANT”

Taunt Reaction: “And I thought we were just playing for beer money. Alright then, let’s go.”

Tie: “You’re lucky this wasn’t a stealing contest or something. Good job, I guess.”

Perfect: “’Scuse me, you left something, you might wanna pick that up– oh, is that your face? Oh, I’m sorry!”

Perfect (vs. ladies): “Victory isn’t the only thing I’m flawless at, baby.~”

TAG TEAM QUOTES

Assist: “You owe me a drink, eh, slick?”

Assist (for ladies): “Oh, you meant the other kind of favor. Fiiine~”

Bray down during assist: “Owow.. y’got any.. bread or.. liquor, in there?.. ow..”

Using an item: “The rest’ll cost ya, champ.”

Using an item (for ladies): “My cup - and my bag - runneth over, sweetie.”

Healing/buffing: “Well, I ain’t got tigress’s magic fingers or anything, but I’ll give it a goooo.~”

CROSSOVER COMBO FINISH~!: “Good, good, yeah, sure, I call dibs on his coinpurse!

if you are reading this u should do it, these kindsa things are always fun.

Date The Man That Can Handle All Your Crazy Meltdowns

Date the man that would never call you crazy, even if you come home crying over something insignificant that happened at work. Even when he doesn’t understand why you’re upset. He doesn’t need to understand. All he needs to know is that you’re hurt and that he wants to be the one to cheer you up. He wants to be the one to make you feel okay again–to make you feel better than okay.

Date the man that calms you down when you scream at an inanimate object, like your phone or computer, instead of laughing at you for getting upset over something so silly. The man that will help you fix your problems instead of standing by the sidelines and watching you suffer. The man that will remind you that it’s okay to ask for help. That you’re not alone. That you can always rely on him.

Date the man that would never be stupid enough to accuse you of being on your period when you get emotional. The man that appreciates the fact that you express your emotions instead of hiding everything inside. The man that values your willingness to be open with him, and knows that the only reason you’re telling him the truth is because you’re completely comfortable with him.

Date the man that answers your texts, even if you’re freaking out over something ridiculous. The man that’s willing to work out the problems you have with him instead of turning off his notifications and acting like the problems don’t exist. The man that puts all of his effort into your relationship, because he actually gives a damn about you. Because he wants your relationship to work for the long-term, and not just for the time being.

Date the man that would never make you feel shitty about suffering from anxiety or depression. The man that would never make you feel like a psychopath. Like a crazy girlfriend. Like a bad girlfriend. The man that understands that, even though you are responsible for your actions, you aren’t always in complete control of your emotions. Sometimes, your anxiety takes over and makes you freak out over things you wish weren’t bothering you.

Date the man that’s comfortable letting his emotions loose in front of you. The man that will let you see him cry, whether it’s after he’s lost a loved one or after he’s watched a rom-com with you. The man that doesn’t think he’s any less manly for sharing little pieces of his soul with you. The man that actually wants you to know him, the real him, “flaws” and all.

Date the man that doesn’t have any limits on his love for you. The man that thinks you’re beautiful, even when you break down crying. The man that makes it his mission to clear your tears away, because you’re the love of his life. Because you’re all he’s ever wanted and more–so much more.

BA: Holly Riordan

I just remembered I one time asked my collage professor a philosophical question because I was in the middle of a existential breakdown.

Like, did we discover math or did we invent it?

And she just kinda blinked and explained we discovered it but now I’m sitting here like the problem is we also invented the concept of numbers we know of today even though ‘pure’ numbers have always existed we have formed them into our current belief of such to where it’s universally understood and it’s just a fucking meltdown man.