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Go Drop Dead

Original is “Love Me Dead” by Ludo. A Jane song requested by melody Jane Crocker. In lieu of the update and the nature of the song, I hope the path I took with this is fitting.

If you decide to sing this, I hope that the last verse or two are sung with sobs because that’s definitely a thing.

Jeer me appallingly, like a lime-green fool with TVs
Your compliments seem more like insults to me,
You’re pathetic and mean.
Typing romantically, fills your soul with torment
You’re wanting me to be your friend
Don’t even click send, this chat’s at an end
I’m leaving, toodle-oo!

You laugh at anguish boldly
You know just how to troll me
And when you think you’re charming,
Your words are quite alarming.
I hope your words are phony
You wear me down with all this dread…
Watching me while I’m in bed, you say,
“That’s so wretch-ed!” Go drop dead

You’re a sick voyeur watching me
You’re a stupid brat without dignity
Ruthless and crude, you’re being rude -not in the mood.
You hate so passionately
You’re a backwards-thinking, psycho, loveless cherub
And I’m calling your bluff
You’re saying I’m fat, wasn’t “ugly” enough?
You’re odious…and vile!

You laugh at anguish boldly
You know just how to troll me
And when you think you’re charming,
Your words are quite alarming.
I hope your words are phony
You wear me down with all this dread…
Where’s that sweet text I once read? You say,
“My sis is dead!” Go drop dead! Groan! Uh!

Jeer me appallingly 
(right here the original has whistles, I guess you could keep that or put some keyboard typing noises or something else to imply Caliborn talking?)
Wait, no, what did you say! WAIT NO WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Where is my dad? Do you know about him?
You say you watched with a grin.
No that couldn’t happen! FAAAATHEEEER!

You laugh at anguish boldly
You know just how to troll me
And when you think you’re charming,
Your words are quite alarming.
I hope your words are phony
You wear me down with all this dread…
I think I’ll go cry in my bed
You say “Your dad is dead!”
Go drop dead! Go drop dead! Go drop dead!
Oh…Go drop dead!

Bring Me Back Home

So basically, I did a thing. And the thing is called Bring Me Back Home.

It’s a Crockertier!Jane song because I had some random inspiration while listening to Evanescence the other night and I started this and then left it for a little while ‘cause I was stuck on the chorus. Luckily, Saiven was willing to help me out and I tweaked it a bit and yeah credit to Saiven for helping me because she’s great.

 

Anyway, it’s a parody of Bring Me To Life by Evanescence. Italics can be spoken but don’t have to be.

 

Lyrics:

How did she look into my eyes from far away?

Locking my mind in her control, I can no longer feel

She took my soul, hardened my gaze and cracked my skull

With red electricity, I see–

OBEY.

 

(Comply!)

Comply to her wish

(Submit!)

Comply to her wish

(Obey!)

I’ll become the heiress, you’ll obey

(Comply!)

Maid in bright red

(Submit!)

Have I lost my head?

(Obey!)

Obey our dearest Queen Condesce.

 

Now that I float in front of Jake

He cowers in fear

He knows I’m not really me

Bring me back home.

 

(Comply!)

Comply to her wish

(Submit!)

Comply to her wish

(Obey!)

I’ll become the heiress, you’ll obey

(Comply!)

Maid in bright red

(Submit!)

Have I lost my head?

(Obey!)

Obey our dearest Queen Condesce…

 

Bring me back home

Someone please save me from The Condescension!

Bring me back home

 

Am I out of my mind?

Or can I gain it back?

Only if there’s a way to end the Queen!

 

All of this time, Roxy was warning me

“The Batterwitch, she’s after you, you’ll see”

Now I wish I had heeded my best friend

Now I’m stuck pale and dressed in bright red

Obey, submit, consume

It’s all that I can speak

Though I have many thoughts

Bring me back home!

 

(Comply!)

Comply to her wish

(Submit!)

Comply to her wish

(Obey!)

I’ll become the heiress, you’ll obey

(Comply!)

Maid in bright red

(Submit!)

Have I lost my head?

(Obey!)

Obey our dearest Queen Condesce!

 

Bring me back home

Someone please save me from The Condescension!

Bring me back home!


MelodyJaneCrocker's Super-Duper Christmas Request List!

Since Christmas is around the corner, and I have finally finished my first semester of college, I thought it was time to celebrate with some sick, holiday tunes! Hoo hoo hoo. :B

As it stands currently, I have lots of ideas for songs and a hard time deciding what songs to actually sing. BUT! This is where you guys come in!

I decided that I would list some of my ideas for songs, and have you guys request which songs you guys would like to have me sing the most. I really would like to sing the songs that you guys would want me to sing and get you guys involved somehow, so I thought this would be a good way to do so! And these songs don’t have to just be normal christmas songs, they can either be sung as they are originally or they can also be parodies that you want me to rewrite the lyrics for!

Also! You can request a tune that’s not on my list if there’s a certain song you would like me to sing as well! I will also take that into consideration! :B

That’s pretty much it really! So go ahead and send in your requests either to this post or through my ask box, and let’s get this show on the road~! ^u^

Song Ideas:

-Blue Christmas

-Christmas Time Is Here

-Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer

-Santa Baby

-Little Saint Nick

-The Christmas Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late) by Alvin and The Chipmunks

-White Christmas

-Do You Hear What I Hear

-All I Want For Christmas Is You

-Carol of The Bells (I’m thinking of doing this one acapella, so this one would be interesting to do! o3o)

-Feliz Navidad

Aaaaand that’s pretty much it! I can’t wait to hear from you guys! :B

Something About My Birthday

Original is “Something About December” by Christina Perri. Because melodyjanecrocker is doing parodies of Christmas songs and because the update and because I love Christina Perri.

A Jane song

Cakes made just for me
Roxy’s smiling
Takes me back to earth
There’s something ‘bout my birthday

I’m tasting just a bite
And frosting with a sprite
He calls and ends the mirth
He makes me feel worthless
How to set this right

I let my memories
Hold me close
Before I fall apart
I feel alone
Although the friends I’ve made are never far
I doubt I’m even in their hearts

He really needs to hush
I say I’m in a rush
He keeps going on
I remember fondly
When I cared to hear
But now I disappear

I let my memories
Hold me close
Before I fall apart
I feel alone
Although the friends I’ve made are never far
I doubt I’m even in their hearts

Cakes made just for me
Roxy’s smiling
Takes me back to earth
There’s something 'bout my birthday

I let my memories
Hold me close
Before I fall apart
I feel alone
Although the friends I’ve made are never far
I doubt I’m even in their hearts