As Beardsmas* kicks off today, me and my Boob Instincts are gonna throw down some predictions, because it beats doing real life work. Let’s circle back here at the end of the month and see how many were right and how many I got ho(e)pelessly wrong!
Zigi for TommyxGigith Fashion Show (2/8) and promo including cross-promo on Zayn’s social channels. This will lead in to LFW’s Versace fashion show (2/18) and I’m assuming somewhere in between there, the release of the Zayn Versus campaigns (likely featuring Gigith in some capacity). I’m also gonna put odds on Zayn attending theBrits on 2/22 as more favorable then not, because I just had fruit snacks and I’m feeling fortified by that Red Dye #40. Wild card: I can also maybe possibly see Zayn releasing a single at some point during this month or early next, not just because of the seeding, but also because the timing seems logical and Complex’s blurbage matches up.
The official return of Elounor, due to Eleanor’s involvement in TommyxGigith (2/8 (suh natural! suh organic!)
Meanwhile, Cheryl and her nuddy pants baby bump photoshoot wait in the wings like a spider. I’m kind of expecting Loammy Jean’s return to the UK that Cheryl Cheryl’s intern leaked to match up around the time of Zayn being in the UK, because its funny how that always seems to work out!
“I have kept this secret for 15 years.I have lost my life for 15 years. I have lived this lie for 15 yearsand all the while I have watched him walk away from me.I have been destroyed while I have made him President. It is my turn! He suffers. He hurts. He burns.I’m tired of carrying the cross. Let him pick it up now.”