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Bastard, was the only word written outside the scroll. No Lord Snow or Jon Snow or Lord Commander. Simply Bastard. And the letter was sealed with a smear of hard pink wax. “You were right to come at once,” Jon said. You were right to be afraid. He cracked the seal, flattened the parchment, and read.

Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.

Your false king’s friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.

I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.

I want my bride back. I want the false king’s queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want his wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard’s heart and eat it.

It was signed,

Ramsay Bolton,

Trueborn Lord of Winterfell. ― Jon XIII, A Dance with Dragons.

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Asoiaf meme (minor characters): (1/9) scenes ⟶ Alys Karstark’s marriage

And Melisandre said, “Let them come forth, who would be joined.” The flames cast her shadow on the Wall behind her, and her ruby gleamed against the paleness of her throat.

Jon turned to Alys Karstark. “My lady. Are you ready?”

“Yes. Oh, yes.”

“You’re not scared?”

The girl smiled in a way that reminded Jon so much of his little sister that it almost broke his heart. “Let him be scared of me.” The snowflakes were melting on her cheeks, but her hair was wrapped in a swirl of lace that Satin had found somewhere, and the snow had begun to collect there, giving her a frosty crown. Her cheeks were flushed and red, and her eyes sparkled.

“Winter’s lady.” Jon squeezed her hand. ― Jon X, A Dance with Dragons.

  • Jon: the stars are beautiful tonight
  • Melisandre: yeah
  • Jon: you know what else is beautiful
  • Melisandre: what?
  • Me: Sansa
  • Jon, Melisandre, Arya, Jaime, Tyrion, Brienne, Theon, Tormund, Bran, Lyanna, Davos: *sigh* yeah Sansa
  • Jon: from now on we'll be using code names, you can address me as, Eagle One
  • Jon: Melisandre, code name, been there done that
  • Jon: Sansa is, currently doing that
  • Jon: Brienne is, it happened once in a dream
  • Jon: Tormund, code name, if I had to pick a dude
  • Jon: and Davos is...Eagle Two
  • Davos: oh thank god