“Fran “The Nanny” Drescher’s hair is set of fire and is drowned in a bowl of egg nog. James Caan gets knives through his hands and choked with a turkey leg. Chris Kattan shatters a china cabinet. A dog is kicked. Thanks are given for not being Samoan. And that is in the first five minutes.”
Someone asked me “why don’t you write recaps of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette when you’re such an avid viewer?”
Good questions deserve good answers.
First (and foremost), I am a very, very lazy person. (more…)