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mel-patata  asked:

¿Keith es asexual? ;-;) ¿Ellos nunca han tenido sexo? ;-;)

I’m assuming google translate is at least giving me the right gist. XD 

But yes, Keith IS asexual and they had sexy times. The first time was during their honeymoon! (Since Keith never let him touch during their 8 years of dating) And yaine drew a beautiful comic of that scene here

Shiro knew what he had gotten into ever since he married Keith. They don’t do it all the time because Keith can’t. It’s a once a year thing they do and Shiro always makes sure it’s fine with Keith. 

Their road to sexy times ever since they had kids was a bit… rocky lmao

However, they stopped when Keith turned 55. :’D


Nick as “Ryder Scanlon” in Melissa and Joey, slaying the screen as usual.

(Episode: #22, of Season 3— “House Broken.”)

Brooklyn Beckham shares sweet throwback to the day his parents met

We’re not going to lie, the Beckham family deciding to get Instagram accounts is perhaps one of the best celebrity things to happen in recent years, with David, Victoria, and their eldest son Brooklyn publicly sharing some sweet, family moments with their millions of fans.

Last night, Brooklyn took to his account to do a bit of promo work for Victoria’s friend and former Spice Girl bandmate, Mel C, sharing a cute throwback picture of Victoria and Mel from back in the 90s.

But rather than posting a pic of the two women as their Sporty and Posh Spice personas, Brooklyn made the entire thing pretty sentimental as he instead threw it back to the day that his mum and dad first met.

All together now: Awwww.

Captioning the pic of Mel and Victoria on the football pitch in Old Trafford, Brooklyn wrote: “The day my mum and dad met at Old Trafford.Love Mel C! Check out her new album… @melaniecmusic @victoriabeckham”.

He then followed up with a link to Mel’s album on iTunes, nicely done.

Mel regrammed the image and added: “Love this! @brooklynbeckham such a fun and important day! #fate”.

Victoria recently opened up about the moment that she first met David, admitting that she was ever-so-slightly tipsy at the time.

The star penned a letter to her younger self for Vogue magazine over the summer and explained: “Love at first sight does exist.

"It will happen to you in the Manchester United players’ lounge — although you will get a little drunk, so exact details are hazy. While the other football players stand at the bar drinking with their mates, you will see David standing aside with his family.

”(He’s not even in the first team at this stage — you are the famous one.) And he has such a cute smile. You, too, are close to your family, and you will think how similar he feels to you.

“He’s going to ask for your number. (He still has the London-to-Manchester plane ticket on which you wrote it.)”

And, as the old saying goes, they all lived happily ever after.

Baby Keith and his parents ✨ got the reference from pixel-hime (not sure if the tumblr is them, let me know if it is) check them out if you’ve got art block ;) I decided to outline in thick pen… This was a mistake

Edit: I actually hate this so much… The proportions are just so bad????

[WARNING: Dub-con]

Marrying your High School sweetheart can be great but I think people build it up too much. You’re not the same person as an adult that you were as a teenager. That’s not to say I had a bad marriage but it wasn’t exactly that perfect white picket fence life I had built up in my head.

Our biggest problem was conceiving, as in, we couldn’t do it at all. Time and time again we tried and time and time again there was a negative where there should have been a plus. And my wife, my Mel, grew more frustrated and sad the longer time went by without her getting pregnant.

I told her it was okay, said ‘baby, we can always adopt. There’s nothing wrong with adoption.’ We’d have a better chance of getting a kid, something we both wanted but clearly God was not going to let us have. At least, not one that was made by me and Mel.

There was a while there where I thought she’d warmed up to the idea and so I started setting up a nursery and calling adoption agencies. Mel seemed so much happier until suddenly, out of the blue, she began to act so strange. Quiet and distant and she was reading things that she wouldn’t allow me to peek at. Mel would glare at me if I even tried and hid the books who the hell knows where.

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Chris Wood Appreciation Week Day 5: Favourite Tweet/Instagram moment/Look

I’m doing all three because I can! Sue me! I will frame that tweet, because duh, Woodsley! I woke upto that Instagram notification today and I screamed into a pillow because HE FUCKING INTRODUCED MEL TO HIS FAMILY!!!!! Somedays I can with Karamel and Melwood overdose, but today I can’t even… Favourite look? Damn right it’s Officer Jake Riley…. Arrest me Officer, I’ve been a bad bad girl ;)