What do you mean this isn’t canon? Anti-Fraternization law? What are you talking about? Basically, Al and Mei are back from Xing, and Ed volunteered to take them to Roy’s office for some Xing-related business.

AHH, finally finished this! Wanted to post this last July 7 as a gift for myself but nope. Many thanks to @pahndah who’s been so patient with me on the anatomy ;u; as well as my FMA trash bbs @swordbreaker and @thecoolandspicyotaku for helping me with the ranking of Riza and Roy! (who’s already a Colonel and a General, respectively. I also hope you notice the uniform exchange) I know nothing, as in nothing, about the Military, so v many thanks to you two! (all uniform mistakes are mine!)

I have an idea for the next Disney movie. It’s about a young Chinese princess who falls in love with an enchanted talking suit of armor.  Are all of the supporting characters talking cats and a tiny, sassy panda? Why yes, yes they are.  Do the talking cats have multiple musical numbers? Um…duh. Is the villain a dark sorcerer who uses his wicked alchemic arts to disguise himself as a tall, handsome prince to trick the young princess into thinking she might really be in love with him, even though he’s actually a two-foot-tall blond gremlin? Seems likely.  In the end, does the princess find a way to break the spell and turn the armor back into a real boy? Well, it is a Disney movie.


I honestly didn’t think that they would (or could) just leave like that after the big battle, so I drew a bonus scene.

Because surely, Ling and company wouldn’t depart Amestris without mooching off of Ed one more time getting supplies for their journey across the desert back to Xing, right?

The scanlation parts were made by binktopia

Cops who can’t count

When that cop comes to Caputo and is like, “we’re missing ten…” my brain was like:

Twelve, bro. You’re missing twelve. Eleven if you want to get technical and say they threw Von Barlow in that count. But still…

1- Frieda, 2- Cindy, 3- Suzanne, 4- Taystee, 5- Red, 6- Piper, 7- Alex, 8- Gloria, 9- Flores, 10- Nicky. 11- Chang. 12- Pennsatucky.

Just a reminder that Alphonse Elric, in canon, called May Chang rude for insinuating he looked anything like his brother, then went on a rant about how much better looking he was. How ugly is Ed exactly?