because there aren’t enough mlm peter content on my dash…. so yeee
pre-spider man peter having a crush on this one guy who always stood up for him when he got bullied and after peter became spider-man he gets to save that guy from an accident one day
Peter overhears his guy crush praising spider-man and gets a bit overwhelmed
bc ffs it feels GOOD to be your hero’s hero
guy crush being teased by his friends “damn he’s totally in love with that tight suit weirdo” but guy crush being all yes-homo like “I mean who isn’t”
guy crush being all fanboy over spider-man, wearing spidey t-shirt and perhaps putting some spidey badges on his backpack too
Peter talks about his crush with Karen because he still feels quite nervous to share how he feels about that guy with anyone around him
“hey Karen…. I think-I think I might have crush on a friend of mine…?”
“thanks Karen…. but I feel like it will be a disappointment for him if he finds out spider-man is me…. a nerdy kid that he always has to take care of? meh”
“what do you mean his heart rate is the same when he sees me in school as when he sees me in my suit?”
“YOU SCANNED HIM? whaaaat Karen don’t EVER do that-that’s just-kinda creepy you know? uh-YES I know I stared at him a lot-that does NOT mean I wanna scan him!!!! omg Karen please NEVER scan him again-I-I-omg please bury it with instant kill mode forEVER I CAN’T DO THIS”
“sorry Karen I’ve calmed down”
“NO KAREN DON’T CALL HIM”
Peter thinks his secret is safe but literally none of his secrets is ever safe
Peter randomly talks about the guy with Ned and Ned be like “yeah haven’t you had a crush on him for about 50 years” and Peter chokes on his juice
“Peter, you’re not coming to Washington?” asks Liz. “Oh ofc he will,” says Michelle, “because [guy crush] will be there too-” (peter having his entire life flashing in front of his eyes) “-they are bffs, aren’t they?” Michelle smirks.
Peter nervously asking Tony if he could borrow his car to pick up a friend. “Sure kid,” says Tony leisurely, “just tell your boyfriend not to scratch the door.” and Peter nearly crashes the car
“M-m-m-m-mr Stark he’s not my boyfriend hahahaha uh haha” “yeah right if you pick him up with that car he will be your fiancé”
Aunt May meeting guy crush the first time after hearing way too many stories about him
“He’s such a sweetheart, isn’t he?” says May later when she’s driving Peter home, “so did you ask him to be your homecoming partner yet?”
Shaky steps and bad teaching - Bruce Wayne x Reader
8. “Come over here— oh crap no don’t fall— why does this always happen ?”
OH MY GOD YES THIS IS TOO CUTE !! , I really hopeyou’ll like it, (and for once, I’m not going to say it’s “meh”, even though I think it’s VERY “MEH”…Wait…oh damn…Ok, once again, I feel like I didn’t do justice to this awesome prompt…I’m sorry if you’re disappointed, really :/, I shouldn’t write when tired lalalalalala and I’m also sorry for being sorry and always so weirdly insecure, dudes, I have problems haha) oh, and my writing adore you :
Sometimes, Bruce had to pinch himself to make sure everything was real. To make sure he wasn’t just having a really good dream.
He never thought, with the life he decided to lead, he would have all of this. After his parents’ death, it never even crossed his mind that he could be that happy ever again, that he could have a family again. And yet…
Yet you entered his life. Right at the moment Dick did too. At the right time in his life, when he was in the deepest darkest pit he ever been in…You got him out of it, with your smiles and your “I’m not taking any of your shit, stop complaining and be strong dude” persona…and you made him realized that all he was craving for was love, and a family. He begun to hope for a better future when you came in, when Dick became his son, and when he understood how much Alfred meant to him, when he finally saw him for what he really was : his second father.
Jason quickly followed your arrival, and he called him “son” too, naturally.
Tim joined you all a bit later, his favorite little nerd. Three children. He couldn’t believe it.
Then Damian, even if at the beginning it was difficult, the boy came around, and thanks to you changed drastically, making the same realization his father had years earlier : all he wanted was a family, and to be loved.
And finally, a little bit less than a year ago…Thomas was born. It was your idea to name him after Bruce’s father, and he almost cried when you suggested it to him…That kid was the one he least expected to be part of his life. Passed forty years old now, he just never imagined it could happen, and he kinda gave up a long time ago the idea of raising a child from birth. He never felt the need to either, he already had his boys, they were definitely sufficient. He loved them…Besides, you tried to have a child together, but you never got pregnant. “Sterile”, that’s what the doctors called you. And it was ok, you already had four wonderful boys…Until one day, a miracle happened. Thomas. A child that shouldn’t be born, and yet here he was in his arms right now.
the world we live in. it’s so… wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no… no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it’s own little planet of perfect. technology. all providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. look who just sent me a text! addie mccallister? it must be a mistake. or a joke. or a scam! don’t send her your social security number. she’s right there! that’s our user, alex. and, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. and, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster… phones down in five. and attention spans get shorter and shorter… and… you’re probably not even listening to me right now. who has the time to type out actual words? and that’s where we come in. the most important invention in the history of communication! emo gees. that’s my home! textopolis. here, each of us does one thing, and we have to nail it every time. christmas tree just has to stand there, all festive. merry christmas! it’s still september, tim! and princesses… i am so pretty. they just gotta wear their crowns and keep their hair comb. we are so pretty. devil, poop, thumbs up, they just show up and they’re good to go. but for the faces, the pressure is on. cryer always has to cry, even if he just won the lottery. hurray, i’m a millionaire! laugher’s always laughing, even if he’s just broken his arm. ahh!! ah! i can see the bone!! ah ah ah ah ah… and me, i’m a meh. so i gotta totally be over it all the time, you know? like meh, who cares. which is not as easy as it sounds. i gotta be mehhhhhhhhh i GOTTA! be! mehhhhhhhhh morning misses D, i see you have the little minis with ya! oh, they’re so… cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN’T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! OH NO! OH NO! it’s hard to only act blasé. when, living in textopolis is…. just so exciting! hah low good simeans! those ah some shalp attach shays! yes, well we have business to attend to. whot kind off business? monkey business. ha ha ha ha, i sounded british. meh… Oh, that was really good.. meh ? meh … meh ha ha… what the freak ya doing there, mate? practicing. today is my first day on the phone. oh, droit. i’m gonna be so.. meh. what are you going to do? blah! me and the boys are gonna throw ourselves on the barbie! woo! puh-zow! gooday, mate! hey, koh knee chee wah! sorry emote icons!! oh, I hate knocking over the elderly.. let me help, let me help… oh, my colon!!! ducks… hey, is that the time? HEY, my eyes are up here, pal! woo ooh hoo! woo hoo! right on time! and last week, Alex sent me next to THIS text! huh? huh? HA HA HA THAT ELEPHANT PISSED HIMSELF HA HA HA AH HAH HA HAH HAH UH HUH HUH why are YOU laughing, freak? ho ho ha ha ha! now, unlike me, my parents are total pros. gene, please tell me you weren’t laughing just now. gene so help me i swear oh, he was, I remember. let’s go see if you can get it right. i have some bad news, gene, and i’m afraid that you’ll have the wrong reaction. ok, what’s the wrong reaction? anything other than meh. come on! i don’t want to be late! i’m not letting you go to work today. wait, WHAT? you’re just not ready, son. come on!! working in a cube is an Emoji’s whole purpose in life! everybody my age is working on the phone except for me! oh sweetie, that’s not true. ow! YEAH! i’m going to work on the phone and I’m only ten! that’s because I believe in you! should we wash our hands? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! we’re number two! we’re number two! see? i, i know i’m different, ok? but, i need to… i can be meh… i just… want to be a working emoji, you know, like… everybody else… and then… i would finally fit in, you know? ah, you fit in, honey. no I don’t, mom. I never have. but I could change all that if you just let me! just give me a chance! but what if you get sent out on the phone, making the wrong face? no dad, i’ll make the right face! look! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah? you’re so handsome when you make that face. i think he’s ready, mel. meh. come on, dad. let me prove it to you. if you really think you’re ready… YES! yes i am! i promise i won’t let you down! wow! Congratulations, everyone! What an exciting day for all of you! oh, it’s really her! oh, pizza! first day on the job, hi, hi! don’t be nervous! i won’t bite! hi, i’m smiler! ho ho ho ho ho… DON’T TOUCH ME! Hi! i mean.. hey.. as you know, i’m smiler, i’m the system supervisor here, because I was the original emoji. here’s how it works. it’s nothing fancy! wait a minute… it’s really fancy! you each have your own cube on the emoji bar! if alex chooses you, should you be so lucky, your cube will light up! it’s showtime! the scanner will scan you, and that scan will get sent right up to alex’s text box. and let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting scanned for the first time. a har, you’re gonna love it. now over here is the favorites section, where you’ll find all the most popular emo gees. and of course, you’ll find my cube here. whoo. you are smooth. just doing my duty. ha ha ha! what did i say? come on, tell me you aren’t just a little bit tempted? steven, for the last time, i don’t want to buy a timeshare. come on, man, it’s high five! you know me! i’m a favorite! Alex hasn’t picked you in weeks. when he stops picking you, you’re no longer a favorite. there’s gotta be some sort of mistake, i mean, look at me, i’m an attractive, hand-giving high five! oh! fistbump! come on in! hey, ladies! FISTBUMP? he’s a knucklehead! literally! look at him, I can look like that! ugh, ow, cramp.. big mistake.. oh… help me.. help up a hand.. oh… here you go… thanks mate… hey, little man, how about you create a distraction, and i’ll just slip under the rope! uh, oh, is someone lost? smiler, hiya, just leaving. yeah, you know, just killing time before i go back to my cube in the far corner where Alex can’t even See Me ANYMORE! you may not be a favorite anymore, but you will always have a place, in a cube! yeah, in the nosebleeds… uh, i’m standing right here? words hurt. the most important thing I can tell you is to just be yourself… basically, happy itself… i am always smiling… places, please! emo gees to your cubes! attention, we’ve got incoming! gotta be meh, gotta be meh. oh my gosh, my own cube! i can’t believe it… oh, i could put a plant over here, and over here could go an inspirational calendar, okay, gotta be meh… look at our son get on there, i’m beaming… with pride! you don’t think he’ll actually get picked, do you? heiroglyphics. heiroglyphics was an ancient language of picture forms. does that remind anyone of anything. hello. a language of pictures… anyone? early heiroglyphics back in ancient… i gotta reply to addie’s text! what should i write? nothing! nothing? words aren’t cool. ok, be cool, be cool… alright, alex is not sure how he wants to play this… oh! i would really love it to be me! beam me up! beam me up! i need thumbs up on standby! oh yeah! thumbs up is going in! wait! alex is changing his mind! he’s moving! ok, looks like it’s gonna be meh… i’m so nervous, i could almost shrug. we are go for meh! initiating scan! okay, you can do this. ah! i can’t do this! i can’t do it! stop the scan! i can’t, it’s too late! oh! what’s he doing? he’s making the wrong face! good for him, little… wait, what? ugh. abort, abort! oh, shi… shut it down, shut it down! ah! what is that emoji? all the emo gees present, evacuate the cube! evacuate the cube! i gotta get out of here! i’m trying! oh, jeez. sorry, everybody. that is not what i meant to do! i kinda.. i kinda panicked.. are you even a meh at all? uh, who, me? like you are, is a malfunction! a malfunction? no, i can be meh, just give me one more chance? you know what would be really fun? a board meeting, where we can find out what to do with you! i just wanted to be useful, you know, fit in! now everybody’s calling me a malfunction. i am a malfunction. even if you are a malfunction, gene, your mom and dad still love ya. i knew you weren’t ready. let’s get you out of here and take you home. one day, all of this will blow over, and everyone will almost forget about what you did. until then, you should probably stay locked up in the apartment. wait, you’re gonna hide me away? you’re embarrased of me. it’s for your own safety. we’re trying to protect you, son. gene, where are you going? i’m not going to run away from this. i’m an emoji, and, even though i’m not exactly sure which one… i’ve gotta have some sort of purpose here, i know it. gene, no! sweetie, please! so, how’d it go, gavel? hey, lightbulb, tell me what’s going on in there. what… poop… what is it? tell me turd, tell me truth. what happened? i know it was an accident. we all have accidents you’re so soft, poop. not too soft, i hope. i came up here to defend myself, but, uh, you seem pretty happy. so, good news? i’m always happy. oh, right, yeah, truth. but the only thing that could ever make me unhappy, is if one of our emo gees has made a mistake. which would cause alex to lose faith in the phone… and then, our whole gets wiped out! smiler, i devil pinky swear promise to you that i will never, ever make a mistake in the cube again. oh, we know you won’t, gene. we know you won’t! ha ha, you know, the first time you said it it sounded genuine, but then you repeated it, and, and then, now it’s weird. we’re setting you up! with our best anti virus bots! so they’ll, like, uh, they’ll just, they’re gonna fix me? actually, delete you. but yes! wait, what? if you get deleted, you don’t have to worry about department heads, or the future, or lying about being a malfunction! because you’re deleted, right? right! good job! bots! no! stop, he’s escaped! party time! oh, wait a minute… the air is better here! beer, tea… i’m coffee! sorry… ish… so ish e. my old cube! ugh, pinkeye. mike! my name’s not mike… ah! there’s AV bots coming! what, me? just because i’m in the wrong section? holy toledo! what do we do? quick! this way! let’s go! don’t tell anyone you’re about to see this. they’ll never find us down here. where are we? the basement? nope. welcome to the loser lounge, where the emo gees who never get used, hang out. go fish! fishcake with swirls sweep so you won’t cry. sweep so you won’t cry. sweep so you won’t cry. i almost got deleted! me! high five! hey, what’s up high five? they weren’t trying to delete you, they were trying to delete me. you? what’s so important about you that they’d send out an entire team of bots? they say… i’m a malfunction. gasp oh, you bringing malfunctions in here now, high five? for crying out loud, abandoned luggage, that had better not be my leftover chinese food… uh… what chinese food? huh ha! do you have any idea what it’s like to be living large? hashtag blessed? the favorite of the favorites, and then demoted to this pit of despair? here, will you hit my callouses for me? at least you’re a working emoji, that’s all i ever wanted. well, if that’s all it will take you to be satisfied, then just find a hacker and get reprogrammed. it’s not that complicated. where would i find a hacker? in the piracy app, duh. ugh. and who took my clear nail polish? piracy app? to get there, i mean, i have to leave textopolis. so? i’ve done it. would you be a brother. one of the princess emo gees left the phone altogether, now she lives on the cloud… mmm… ooh, that is good. i’m sure the hacker that helped her do that could easily reprogram you. The name’s jailbreak. jailbreak? that’s great? reprogrammed. i just need to get reprogrammed, and then i can finally be the meh i was meh to be! help me find that hacker high five, will you? please? maybe this hacker can help you, too? like, rewrite some code? get you into the favorites sections? wait a minute! ow. i’ve been trying to use my charisma and sensitive entitlement to get me back on top when all I need is a hacker! today’s your lucky day! let’s roll! hey, can i come too? talk to the hand, bretheren. i thought i was… bye, felicia. ciao, fishcake with swirls. daddy’s headed back to the VIPs where he belongs! wait, what about the bots? good point, good point. ow, ow ow, ow… hey… i shouldn’t have picked the cactus. i shouldn’t have picked it. you didn’t even try to get the tree, it’s baffling. let’s go. high five? hello? high five! where are you? i’m right here! here we are! end of the text aisle. no way. come on, gene, it’s perfectly safe! ah! gene, help me! high five! oh no, this is all my fault, high five, I… i’m just messing with you! it’s just one of those rubber finger monster puppets from the eighties, i collected the whole set! alright, you coming? uh, what do i do? what do you mean? just take a step through the other side. this, is it. the next time i come back here, i’ll be a real meh. high five? woah! are you finished? where, where are we? welcome… to the wallpaper! wow. this place is incredible! each app is a whole new world. ow, that’s my face, get off my face, thank you. what is this place? WeChat! it’s like a whole other world! oh, it is. what are they? they’re bubble pups, they might be cute, but man, are they clean. bubble pups? they’re stickers, gene, try to get with the program? this is so cool! wait, what’s in that one! everybody’s talking about themselves! how does he know so many people? none of these people know him, but they like him, and that’s what matters in this life, popularity. uh, i, i think i’d rather just have a real friend. a real friend? how’s that going to get you anywhere? what you need are fans! they give you complete and unrelenting support! as long as you’re on top. poor gene, i blame myself. i blame you, too. i just wanted to be supported. you just wanted a vacation. you take that back, mel. bots, they haven’t found gene by now. he must have skipped town. you mean the wallpaper? our boy’s on the run. how about we find him ourselves? yeah, sure. tell those bots to follow those mehs. i’m sure they’ll know about all those freaky deaky apps Gene would hide out in. i’m really good at making plans, you guys, right? here we are, the piracy app! this is where we’ll find jailbreak. um, but this is, the dictionary app. that’s just what alex wants his parents to think. this is called a skin. really? what could a teenage boy possibly want to hide from his parents? just try to keep up, this place can get a little rough. ahoy mateys, look who’s back! high five! i’m a bit of a celebrity here, always welcome. ow! loser! come on, follow me. oh, great, emo gees! i thought the conversation just got dumber. ugh, internet trolls, just ignore them. eventually, they’ll get a job, or a girlfriend, or some sort of purpose in life, and then they’ll stop. virus, we’ll just, we’ll just walk over this way… hi! it’s so great to see you again! do i know you? it’s spam! just sign here and i can get you special discounts on vitamins and coupon offers that can save you up to 25 percent! 25 percent? nonono no no, don’t get sucked in! back off, spam! it’s the only way to do it. back off! thank you very much! you can illegally download our CD right here! hey, trojan horse, how are you? yeah, what’ll it be had? i’ll have a bottle of… hack, daniels, hmm? maybe with a plate of… cheese, and hackers, kapeesh? you try to buy a hacker, you can just ask, you know. oh, sorry, um, yes. we’re looking for a hacker named jailbreak. oh, i know a guy who could hook you up. right over there. oh, yes. patable. no, not him. her! wait, he’s a she? hey! jailbreak! mind if we join in? yes. that’s the thing about the internet, is that you never know if someone’s being ironic or sincere. i sincerely, unironically want you to go away. ha ha ha ha, so good… so here’s the thing, my friend gene here has a little problem. well, see, i’m supposed to be a meh, but i don’t really feel… yeah, yeah, and we thought that you could help… the princess, you know, off the phone… woah, hold up, that’s not a meh face. bots, they’re after me! how are you doing that? look, it’s just something that i can do, can you help us? follow me. bots, delete my history! i need to wipe my entire hard drive! i made the most delicious cinnamon buns! maybe if there was something to uh, jog my memory? come on! move! hey trolls, wipe our mailbox wearing a tuxedo! hi, it’s so great to see you again! this tunnel will get us out of here! move! get us out of here! move! did that cloud taste sweet to you? ow. ow. ow. help me. help, i’m stuck! sweet motherboard! where am i? candy crush! get me out of here! hey, cornface! try getting him out the top! already on it! hold tight, gene! woah! woah! this feels very off.. and smells. i mean, it smells delicious, but, i still don’t like it! the game obviously thinks you’re a candy, even though you’re, weirdly misshapen, you know? what do i do? stay very still! don’t worry, we’ve got your back! right, high five? hey, fingers! you wanna focus? for your information, i happen to have a sugar addiction, and it’s a very, serious… hey, finger head, we have to get Gene out of the game without blowing him up! i don’t want to blow up! we have to match up the candies so that Gene will drop to the bottom. and we can’t match him with any yellows, or else… oh! don’t do that, please don’t do that. watch. got it? knock 3 in a row, don’t blow gene up, got it. and, we have to be careful. yeah yeah yeah. careful! woo hoo! candy! yo! no no no! don’t do yellow! do NOT do the yellow! i said careful! hey, addie! i… i was just wondering, if, you are… tasty. what? um… delicious. excuse me? sweet. hey addie! uh… hi nikki. see you later, alex sugar crush. ah! i’m so over this. Wireless Repair Service, how may I help you? i’d like to make an appointment. it’s like this phone is playing games with me! woah! hey, what does this do? get me out of here! ooh… suck it in… stop it… stop it… ow ow ow… it’s not working! well, there’s one option left. we line you up with the yellows. but you said not to do that! special candies get transported to that jar. the game might think that you’re a special candy. and… what if it doesn’t think i’m a special candy? well… ah! jailbreak, hello? hello, jailbreak? uh, sorry. what if it doesn’t think i’m a special candy? oh, i’m not too worried about it. alright, just do it. gene, gene! you’re alive! you were trying to see if i had somehow turned into candy, weren’t you? yes i was. and you have not! hey, looks like something popped up on alex’s calender. ah, i’m sure it’s nothing. uh, alex made an appointment at the phone store? calm down, everyone, calm down. don’t worry, everything is fine. maybe alex just wants to buy some accessories. uh, his appointment is with techinical support. well, i’m sure we’ll have plenty of time to figure this out. uh, his appointment is for tomorrow. then maybe it’s just for some routine maintenance? uh, actually, it’s to erase the phone. listen, gene, i’m about to become your knight in shining armor. you are? oh yeah. but first, we need to get uploaded to the cloud. that’s where we’ll find the source code to reprogram you. the… cloud? isn’t that off the phone? ding dingding ding! you got it! mmhm, yeah, the cloud! off the phone! uh! we’re in candy crush, oz, i know a shortcut to just dance, which is right next to dropbox, where we can get uploaded to the cloud. mmhm, of course, just go dive into the dropbox and vroom! hold up, here’s the stinker. before they let us into the cloud, we have to get past this… firewall. the firewall uses face identification. it’s really annoying, because i’ve already tried to get through. guessed wrong once, and now i’m locked out for life. locked out for life? you’re thinking, because i can make different faces, the firewall will think i’m different emo gees! yeah, i wanted to say it, because it was my idea. you know, women are always coming up with stuff that men are taking credit for. you know what, well, let’s hit the road. high five, you coming? i’m coming! why do i always think i’m going to come around on black licorice? ah! oh! my precious… move it! sudden death, here we come! let’s try this one… you tube? wow, what an original treat, and i don’t even need a remote. that guy is so expressive. he reminds me of gene. yes, something’s really wrong here. our son is a malfunction, and you should have never let him go into that cube. don’t blame me for that now, i am hopping mad at you. see? mary, i think we’re being followed, but don’t overreact. uh oh. i told you not to overreact. what are you doing now? i could be in there for hours. hey, where are you going. i think we should go our seperate ways, mel. i thought i knew the meh that i married, but maybe i don’t. but, mary? this tunnel will help us avoid the bots. thanks for helping us. it’s really, really nice of you. NPD, dude. you’re helping me! move along, move it, why so slow? high five, stop, why are you getting so close? back off. i can’t stop now, i’m having a sugar rush! i’m going to go around you. if i stop moving, my heart’s going to explode! coming through, jailbreak! watch out! hey! watch it, knuckle butt! i can’t feel my face! ha ha! jailbreak, you said back there that i’m… helping you. i’ve been trying to get past that firewall for months! ha ha ha ha ha, come on, come on, the faster we go, the faster I can become a favorite! ah ha ha ha ha ha! woo hoo! look at me i just want to bounce out of here, get off the phone, and live on the cloud! hee hee! ow! what just happened! you know, you don’t like it here? there are so many rules here! what is up with that? the cloud’s supposed to be amazing, it’s full of dreams too… oh, sugar crash. i can’t hold on anymore. catch me, gene, catch me! and you can be whoever you want! thanks. we’re free! come on! oh, oh my gosh, my hands are sweating. you know what, come to think of it, i don’t really remember there ever being a hacker emoji. oh, um, you know, you’re taking too much of my brain space, let’s try to keep the chit chat to a minimum. ooh, someone likes you. what are you talking about? this just like when peace sign gave me just one finger, i knew she was in love with me. let’s go! ugh, i’m never eating another piece of candy ever again… high-five, don’t do it! don’t you do it! it’s already been in there once. don’t do it. wow. move it! are my fingers getting fat? i’ll tell you what, this bandage wasn’t so tight before. okay, we get through this app, and dropbox is right on the other side. we just need to keep it super DL in here. and no matter what, we can’t, turn it, on. OMG this turned it on! what? i’m a hand, it’s a big red button! woah. no no no no! what’s happening! welcome to just dance! follow my moves and you get to move forward! do the wrong moves and you get an X! three strikes and you’re out! out? what does she mean by out? digital death. thanks to you, fingers, now we’re going to have to dance our way out. which is alright with me, because I can shake it like michael. or michael’s glove, anyway. Are you ready to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnccccccee? this is bad, gene, i can’t dance, i got no groove! come on, everybody can dance! not me, okay? i’m really stiff… see? you don’t… understand? okay, no no. stop, stop. you have to stop. i see now what you are saying? just follow her moves. ready to dance in three! this i can’t do! two! dude! just shut up and… dance! i’m just doing it! hee hee! shamon! jailbreak! i got you! look, just do the music, express yourself! dance? yeah, you got it! now throw some sauce on that dance burrito! woo hoo! i’m doing it! i’m finally nailing this dance! you got it! hee hee! oh ho ho! great job! now you’re moving on to free dance! impress us with your moves to move forward! more dancing? you’re killing it, gene! nice! take it gene! you can break it! wait a minute! i’ve never seen that dance before! what’s it called? the emoji… bob? i love it! you do! everybody! do the emojiiiiiiiiiii bob! ha ha ha! woo! oh! princess! woah! you’re the princess emoji! you never got off the phone! new player! who? oh no! we gotta go! no worry, they’re robots, they can’t dance! downloading thought protocol… can’t dance, he says. heh. hey alex, you gonna dance for us? alex, that’s extra homework for you. yeah, alex’s getting wicked, ha ha ha… alex must be deleting the app! watch out! we gotta get out of here! come on! hoo! this song is my jam! high five! come on! let’s go! hurry! gene! i got you! gene! gene… hey, wait a minute, where’s high five? alex trashed the app.. and high five right along with it. wait, what? wait, trashed? high five is in the trash? he wanted to dance… but, i knew it was a bad idea… i’m so sorry… we gotta get him out of there. gene, dropbox is right here, we have to get to the cloud! and the trash is on the other side of the phone! we don’t know how many other bots are out there! i’m sorry! no, wait! i can’t go without high five. i don’t care how far away it is. gene… that’s my friend down there. i’m not going to just let him get deleted. what, what is it? i’ve always just thought, you’ve got to look out for number one… but what good is it to be number one, if there aren’t any other numbers? wow, okay. i’m sorry, this is, this is my malfunction, i just, i can’t be meh about anything, this is why i’m going to be reprogrammed. well, actually, it’s kinda cool. wait, really? no, i think i know a shortcut. we can take the music streams in spotify. let’s go give that big hand a hand. come on! now it’s trashed the just dance app, and our bots are offline, and it’s giving me a real headache… i am so angry! i really need to stay happy. can we please lighten the mood? no one can resist la fiesta! ole! not that happy. ow! we’ve only got four hours before alex’s phone appointment. if they find a malfunction on the phone, we are all going to be wiped! she said wiped! aim higher, steven. i didn’t want to have to do this, but it is fun to press buttons. the illegal upgrade! now that makes me happy! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! i just want to dance.. dance… argh! quiet, you saucy gypsy. ugh, where am i? hi! it’s so great to see you again! you’re in the trash, fingers for brains! get away from me, troll! hi! it’s so great to see you again! i’ve got to get out of here. you can’t! and at the end of the day, the trash gets emptied, and we’re all going to die! oh no, no, no! this is the last face you will ever see! this is spotify? yep, every one of those streams is a different song. is it safe? are you sure that this is a good idea? that’s the point of the wave, dude! can we at least pick a… a colorless stream? okay buzzkill… alex, a bunch of people are hitting the promenade, and i think addie might be there, too… that’s perfect! i have an appointment down there, anyway! i’ve got to get this phone fixed! hey, bubble butt! yeah. ah, much better. so, i gotta ask, is it true that when a princess whistles, birds fly down from the skies.. hello, stereotype, that is a complete and total myth! i’m sorry. did you realize that in the first emoji set, a woman can either be a princess, or a bride? that’s why I need to get to the cloud, where you can be whatever you want to be! get ready! whale song coming! wait, wait, whale what? whale song! from alex’s biology DVD! woah! wow! woah! ha ha ha ha. you’re not going to see that sitting around in a cube. funny, you went out of the cube, and I went in. gene, that means you can’t be yourself. what’s the point? you know, i think you’re pretty cool just the way you are. we’re, we’re going to need this. nobody knows, the touchscreen dramascene. nobody knows my screenshot… trash? me? i used to be somebody. here i am, in an old email Alex never sent. addie, blah blah blah blah blergh… and then there’s me! high five! right there! doing my job! FYI, nobody cares about you. just leave me, troll, and let me die! in this dump alone! let me look for the world’s smallest violin in here, so that you can play it! is that the hand angel of mercy? has she finally come for me? give me your hand! i mean, give me yourself! take my hand, angel! i’m ready to take my place amongst the other great hands of the past. it’s me, gene! gene? the one and only. gene! i got him! take me with you! high five! let go of me! you’d leave me down here? you were wrong, troll, people do care about me! and i’m not upset, troll! do you see how not upset I am? gene! you came back for me! you saved me… it wasn’t just me, jailbreak helped, too. she’s a hugger. give her a squeeze. oh, nonono no. not really, nothing great. i’m not feeling your feelings, relieve me! you filthy trolls, I inhaled your stench, and I was once one of you, so I feel your pain. so now, go. be free! smooth sailing from here. huh ha ha! ugh. gene! gene… gene? are you insta gramming? oh, where is my gene… oh, mary, you’ve really done it this time. no, you haven’t. mel? what are you doing in alex’s trip to france album? i was looking for you. none of this is your fault, mary. it’s mine. what do you mean? is that a tear on your cheek? it’s my fault gene is the way he is. i have other expressions, too. i think they’ve just been buried away. but with gene going missing, and thinking i might have lost you, too… oh, mel, why didn’t you tell me? i didn’t know myself. right now, i’m so overwhelmed with passionate feelings for you. mary, my love for you burns with the intensity of a red hot flame. oh, i like it. let’s go find our son. together. we’ll always have paris, mary. so you’re a princess. so you have a little tiara, very fancy. is it true when a princess whistles, birds fly that’s what i said! no, guys, that’s a stupid myth! what awkward virgin haven are you living in? go read an e-book! educate yourself! uh, jailbreak? what the? what is that? smiley must have upgraded her bots! let’s get out of here before it… hi, do you remember me, it’s smiler! i’m coming to you live from the amphitheater, why don’t you come back to textopolis and we can talk through our differences, okay? my friend here will escort you, alright, i’m gonna see you soon, buddy, bye now! we’re actually going to delete them in front of everyone. psst, it’s still on. it’s still on? oh! jiminy, attack the frauds! seperate! take a look! jailbreak! gene! this way! it’s still onto me! over here! let’s go! we have to make it to dropbox! yes! no! go low! woah! don’t worry, it can’t get in. it’s illegal malware, and this app is secure. come on. welcome to dropbox! you are about to leave the phone. remain seated, please! permanecer sentados por favor! might want to hang on! why do they call it dropbox, anyway? oh, this is why! i see why now! i’d better not see that candy corn again! we made it! you guys, chill. we still have to get past… that. oh… shaw. welcome to the firewall, how may I help you? alright, here goes! what should I do? sit in the corner, and don’t say a word. keep those soft fingers to yourself. yes, your majesty, princess of nightmares! now gene, step onto the password icon, and i’ll feed you the passwords. okay. okay. ten, eleven, two thousand and two. ten, eleven, two thousand and two. ow. cough. access denied. okay, try a different expression. is it going to blast me every time i messed up? yeah, kind of. what do you mean kind of? ready? welcome to the firewall. his favorite food. chimichangas! chimichangas? ow. access denied. huh. this might take a while. oh boy. krav maga! krav maga. major lazer! major lazer. what did i do now? ow. skate, or die! access denied. denied. denied. denied. i don’t get it! we’ve tried all of the important things in alex’s life! his favorite pet, his sport, his favorite grandma… i’m sorry, gene. i let us all down. now, if I had to come up with a password, I’d probably use the name of a girl I like. i’ve been all over the phone! he’s never mentioned a girl. yes he has! hi. when I was in the trash, I read a very interesting email, but, i’m just a dunce, in the corner, forbidden to speak… what email? sorry, what? what email? uh, took it out, at school, he was declaring his feelings of love for her, i guess instead of sending it he tossed it in the trash. high five, this is very important. what is her name? her name, yes! excellent question. it… was… tina. karen. marge. lint, lindsay. ack, allison. sarah, or, lupita. i want to say lupita, but that doesn’t feel right, now i’m saying it out loud. ugh.. gotta find that email, i think i can access the trash. i got it! addie! yes! yes, that’s it, addie! i knew i’d get there! dear addie, you and I, we are like diamonds in the sky. you’re a shooting star I see. a vision, ecstacy. shining bright like a diamond. he used a high-five, see? guess now we know why he trashed it. ooh, shade. guys, should we try this? addie! access granted. oh snap. this place, is, amazing. wow, i can’t believe it. woah. one little emoji could sure get lost in a place like this. i… i guess we should, make you, a meh before that bot comes back home. oh, oh, so we’re gonna do that now. we had a deal, right? yeah, okay. right. i, uh, guess i’ll start hacking. ha! we did it, gene! all our dreams are coming true! i’ll be alex’s favorite again, and you’ll be a real meh! ha ha, yeah! do the hand dance. do the hand dance. and pinky. pop it with the pinky. pop it with the pinky. yeah, but this all seems kinda super fast now, doesn’t it? i didn’t expect to be having these feelings right now. well, maybe you should go and express them while you still can. so, uh, i’ve been thinking, um, ever since we. jailbreak, you’re the coolest, most interesting emoji i’ve ever met. and, after all the adventures that we’ve had, i’m just not sure that i want all of that to go away. because, my feelings, right now, are, like, huge. i just think that they could be enough for me to want to stay the way that I am. if it means that i could stay here, with you, like, forever. forever and ever. and ever. maybe longer than that, even? like in the fairy tales. uh… wait, wuh, what is that? gene, if this is about you deciding not to be meh, then, i am all about that. i like you just the way you are, but i had a plan. right. i’m not just some princess, gene, waiting for my prince. i mean, uh, what you said was beautiful, but, gene… ha ha ha! you’re all… meh! the source code worked! turns out I didn’t need it. for the first time in life, meh is all I feel. oh! gene! i have an appointment. i’m a little early. no prob. i can take you right now. jailbreak! ah! don’t do that! that freaking huge bot has got gene back inside the phone! what? he left being more meh than the meh-est meh face i’ve seen! what did you say to him? it’s what I didn’t say. we gotta go get him. how are we going to get there in time before he gets deleted? ugh.. i can’t believe i’m doing this. you tell anyone you saw this and I’ll crack more than those knuckles. woah. birds do like princesses! it’s not a myth! it’s not a myth at all! what happened with becoming a favorite? because i’d rather have one real friend. let’s go get him. i can’t wait to see that emoji’s face! look at that expression! is that for realizing that you’ve put all of textopolis at risk? causing Alex to question our reliability? hmm? hey, now that’s going too far, even for me! if we could delete this malfunction, before he gets dissapointed, Alex will realize there’s nothing wrong with the phone. and any last words? meh. well, it’s too late for that. delete him! wait! you delete gene, you’ll have to delete me, too. what? i have the same malfunction gene has. dad? oh gosh, i don’t know what to do! yes i do! BOTS! sorry misses meh. wow. i did not see that one coming. smiler, I think you might be making too much stink out of all this. oh really? how about you’re next? i was wrong, gene. i should have believed in you all along. oh, what a touching daddy son reunion moment! it reminds me of the time I deleted you both! oh wait! that’s this time! delete the two malfunctions! How’s that for an entroof gasp oh, great. I can’t reach! oh no! what did you do to my beautiful monst Ow my tooth! hand, button! jailbreak? oh, gene… you really are a meh… what happened to looking out for number one? being number one doesn’t matter if there aren’t any other numbers. alex’s appointment! he’s deleting the phone! nononono no no no no! show me alex. are you sure you want to delete everything? do it! red alert! alex, no! game over. fellas, i’m afraid this is the last call. dude, addie’s here. you should go over. every time I try, i screwed up! i don’t even know how to tell her how I feel! if we help alex connect to addie, maybe he won’t delete us. i might be able to bypass the wipe and get a text through to him. but we’ll only have time to send one. maybe I should go! he has love in his eyes. send me! alex looks nervous, too! he’s more shy than nervous! stop! it’s gene. he’s all of those things! emo gees should only be one thing! oh, really? gasp the princess! linda? not now, mom! gene, you got this. that’s not me anymore. but I have to try. it’s starting! no! it’s ending! almost in? working on it! mom? dad? no.. i’m in! last time I was in this cube I screwed everything up. gene, why do you think I came back? it’s because of you. me. it’s all inside of you, gene. just try to bring it back. and do you. high five! i don’t want to wave goodbye! it’s now or never, gene! jailbreak, now! woah! she got this emoji! no way! hey, i got your text! that’s one super cool emoji! i know, right? a lot of feelings in one! i get it! i like that you’re one of those guys who actually expresses feelings! yeah, that’s me! so, do you think you cou yes, i’d love to go to the dance with you. we made it! oh, i could have lost you, peter pinky finger… oh, you wretchy ring finger, even you, tiberius thumb… change your mind? yeah, maybe it’s weird, but i’m going to hold onto it. gene, you did it! you saved us all! oh, mel… gee hee eene! gee hee hee heene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! and us! and high five! and high five! and high five! and high five! hey, what happened, gene? slap me some skin! and a little orange for the pinky! hey high five! save a little hand for later! unless you know the hamburger! back on top of the hand pile! you’re not on the list! wait, what? what’s going on? ha! from now on, everyone is welcome! wait, what is all this? it’s for you, gene! everybody! the emoji bob! this is so jazzy… go eggplant! go eggplant! go eggplant! we are out of Alex’s pocket, emo gees! this is not a butt dial! to your cubes! are we up and running? roger that. good, because we got incoming! looks like it’s gonna be gene. hey gene, ready to try out your new cube? in 3, 2…
It was everywhere; on Twitter, on Instagram and even
on your Facebook dashboard. When your eyes first landed on those unpleasant
pictures, you felt utterly confused. You rushed to check the date. Maybe they could
be last year’s and not recent. But the date was stating otherwise and your
insides turned. It couldn’t be true. You and Harry’s relationship was something
completely refreshing for the both of you and your happy faces never gave away
that there were problems between the two of you. The fact that it was a secret
one never really bothered you. Harry had recommended going public but your
doubts were understood by him and he never pressured more.
Maybe you had it wrong. Maybe you were not Harry’s
number one anymore. Because if you were, those pictures of him wouldn’t exist
in the first place. The next thing you felt, was devastation. You knew your
decision to keep your relationship a secret would be appreciated but in the
end, Harry would not be able to keep doing it. But you thought you knew him. You
thought he would come to you and express his thoughts about this and he wouldn’t
go behind your back and do what he did. He wouldn’t go behind your back and
hold hands with Kendall.
Going up to pack your bags and maybe leave a note
behind for Harry to find, was a thought that passed your mind but you were not
like that. You wanted to confront him. You wanted to deal with the situation
and listen to what he had to tell you about this. You wouldn’t run away. And this
is what you did. You waited for Harry to come home and then you could let all
your thoughts and frustration out. What you hadn’t planned though, was for your
tears to start running down your cheeks like a waterfall. You quietly promised you
wouldn’t allow yourself to cry in front of Harry. You didn’t want to show him
what his actions did to you, even though it would teach him a hell of a lesson.
After one more hour, you were curled up in your
blanket and you heard the bedroom door open. He was here. He was home. The time
had come. Suddenly, you knew that something was off because he didn’t greet you
with a kiss; heck he didn’t even look in your eyes. You knew he knew he was in
big trouble and he knew you knew it too. Not bearing the deafening silence
anymore, you decided to speak up first.
“Got anything to tell me?”, you said sternly.
“Y/N-“, he said, hating the tone of your voice. He hated
making you upset; he hated making you feel small and he definitely hated it
when it was all his fault.
“Keep this in mind: Don’t think about lying to me. Not
even for a split second”, you warned and you wished he got the hint.
“Baby, I would never lie to yeh. I am determined to
talk to yeh about everythin’ that happened”, he said and you felt a bit better
but the bitter feelings were still present.
“You can begin then”, you stated and sat up straight. You
really wanted to hear what he had to tell you. You were never one to go down
without a fight and surely you were never one who wouldn’t listen to both sides
of one story.
“What yeh saw on the social media, is somethin’
terribly made up. I would never do such a thing to us. Yeh should know that by
now. Jeff thought that if I appeared with Kendall, that would boost our
popularity and percentages. It has nothin’ to do with yeh and it surely has
nothin’ to do with us. It is just a publicity stunt. Which will end soon”, he
started, and you listened. You knew how these things worked. But what still
bothered you was the fact that Harry never informed you.
“Okay. I understand that. But what I can’t let sink in
just yet, is why you never mentioned something to me. Instead, you left me
here, to find out about this through some nasty photographs and thinking what I
did wrong. Why?”, you said and you tried to calm your spilling tears.
“No baby. Yeh have to believe meh. I admit that I should
have let yeh know about this but it had nothin’ to do with yeh. I beg of yeh to
believe meh”, he said and he seemed truthful. Maybe you had gone too far. But what
would he do if he was in your shoes? You were so flooded with thoughts. Maybe some
were unnecessary but they kept coming.
“Harry, I want you to feel comfortable around me about
anything. I can’t go on and be updated about what’s happening to you via social
media. That is what your fans do and I am your girlfriend. That is what makes
me different”, you said and looked at your hands. It felt good to let all your
thinking out because you were feeling like you would burst.
“Y/N, trust meh. Yeh are the most important thing to
meh. And I already feel like shit fo’ not tellin’ yeh. But it won’t happen
again. And this fake promotional stuff is about to be ended right now”, he
said, kissing your knuckles and fetching his cell phone.
“Harry, what are you doing?”, you asked and you got
your answer a minute later.
“Yes? Jeff? This is Harry. Look, I am afraid I can’t
be seen with Kendall anymore. I think I have someone else in mind”, he said
looking towards your direction and making you raise your eyebrows.
“Ok, see yeh tomorrow.”, then it hit you. He had
mentioned something about your relationship. Did he really do that just now?
“Harry, are you serious?”, you said, trying to hide
the small smile being displayed on your lips.
“Well, people need to know I am taken. What do yeh
say?”, was he really asking you to go public? Yes, he was. But what you could
only focus on, was the shine on his bright eyes which told you that he loved
you and he wished to show the world you were his and he was yours.
“Yes. Ok. I am in”, you said and Harry instantly
planted his lips on yours. It was a big step for you, since you knew what would
follow but you had the hope and the certainty that Harry would make it feel
more than right.
“Harry, what will happen if your fans don’t like me? I
mean I am no model or actress and I feel li-“, Harry’s index finger shushed
“Nonsense. They will love yeh like I do. Okay maybe less
than meh”, he said and cuddled you close to his chest. You couldn’t help but
giggle and snuggle up closer to him.
“Is that so? I think I am flattered”, you contemplated
and he pretended to be shocked.
“Do yeh doubt meh confession?”, he said and started
tickling you. Loud laughter escaped your lips and you wanted nothing more than
to get out of his grip.
“Ok ok I don’t!” you shouted and he stopped. Instead,
he hugged you again and started stroking your arm, while kissing you and making
sure you wouldn’t question his love for him.
“I swear Y/N, I will never give yeh the chance to
doubt meh love”, you heard Harry say and you smiled through his shirt,
“You better don’t”.
Another completed request! I want to deeply thank all of you who request things and give me the opportunity to write more. Also, thank you for liking my work and being patient with me. Requests are still open and I would be glad if I hear from you. Stay lovely people!
What if... What IF (saying that Pewdieken is real) (This is just something I like to imagine Ken does) When Ken edits his videos that he recorded with Felix, he'll just stare at Felix's face cam and admire him. Thoughts?
thoughts ?? THOUGHTS,,,??? °˖ ✧◝(○ ヮ ○)◜✧˖ °
waht do u mean by writing “ if” ?
i just love u anon. u r the best anon of the day. yes. you earned that title. dah best. gimme moar ‘’imagine ken does” . i ll live for that. (✿ ◜u◝ )
-this aside, i think ken doesn t edit his videos himself anymoar.like jack or brad,he has an editor //winky wonk// -
Five hours. You were waiting for five hours for your
code to be delivered that you were growing desperate. Your best friend called
you some time ago, notifying you that she had received her code for Harry’s
tickets and you could hear her relief along with her overall excitement. She asked
you if you had received yours yet but your negative answer had her knotting her
eyebrows and telling you not to worry.
You weren’t worried. You were just disappointed. When
Harry had announced his tour dates and countries you and your friend wanted
nothing more than for him to come and perform in your country. And when you two
saw that your country was included, you started jumping up and down playing his
album. It was a dream coming true. So your friend suggested if you wanted to
get tickets, you should be quick to apply for a code.
The thing was that your friend had already her code
whereas you were still on edge. Suddenly, you started thinking that you hadn’t
made it and that you wouldn’t be seeing Harry in front of you, singing your
favourite songs. Or else, why would it take so long? Could the system be stuck?
Was your application invalid? So many thoughts, but your inbox was still empty.
“Maybe it is not meant for me to experience this”, you
said to yourself and started blinking away a few tears. It was a shame really
because the tickets were affordable for once and the concert would take place
in your own country. It was a bargain. Yet, you wouldn’t be any part of this
from what it seemed.
And you were proven correct. One week had passed and
your code was nowhere to be seen. You had cried, as silly as it may sound, but
that was how you felt. Y/F/N was devastated herself when you told her that you
still didn’t have the code and she too knew that all the encouraging words in
the world wouldn’t change anything. You still wished for her to have an awesome
time and she promised to be back with as many videos and photos as she could
Days were the same for you after that incident. School,
your part time job and visits to Y/F/N’s. When you were waiting for your
tickets you had marked down the concert’s date but when you had realized you
wouldn’t be participating, you had given your calendar to your friend. In conjunction
with this, your busy schedule nowadays didn’t allow to you to think about anything
else. So when you were passing outside the local stadium you were a bit taken
aback seeing all those people cleaning the place and arranging the stage.
“What have I missed?”, you said to yourself and
decided to call Y/F/N and ask her what on earth was going on.
“Y/N, I can’t believe you could forget. In two days….Harry
will perform there”, she said pausing a bit and realization hit you. Right. The
concert you wouldn’t be attending was in two days. You didn’t cry. But the
taste your friends’ words left afterwards was…Bitter.
“Oh”, was all you could muster up but you gained your
senses almost immediately. Your friend was going to be there and you didn’t
want to make her feel sympathetic or sad just because you were feeling this
way. This was what she was dreaming about too.
“Well, make sure you have the time of your life!”, you
tried to sound enthusiastic but you were positive you sounded nothing like
“Y/N, I appreciate your trying but it is not necessary
with me. I know you. And you knowing me, you should know that if I was in your
shoes, I would be ten times worse”, even her statement couldn’t make you feel
“Still. Just because I am bitter about it, that doesn’t
mean you have to lose your excitement. Even though it is impossible. Anyways. I
am running late for work. Catch up later yeah?”, you said not intending to
sound so harsh but failing miserably.
Putting your earphones on, you headed to the shop you
were working to; a small patisserie shop which was well known for its
profiteroles. Your small journey was accompanied by Harry’s melodic voice
singing Sign of the Times. You were trying to hold back a few stray tears but
the tune of the song did not help at all. You really tried to understand why
life didn’t want you to meet your idol, but everything happens for a reason right?
That’s what you told yourself anyway. Entering the shop, the smell of freshly
baked cupcakes put your thoughts at bay and maybe, that was the first time you
appreciated this shop.
“Always early darling”, Leslie, the owner of the shop,
a sixty year old lady, greeted you.
“Well, you know me Leslie. I want to be punctual”, you
said and half smiled. Leslie insisted on you calling her by her first name,
because any other name made her feel way older. You didn’t have any problem
with this, because when addressing her like this, you felt like she was a
friend of yours. And in reality, she was. When your shift would be over, she
would turn the sign that read “OPEN” around, and she would prepare a cup of hot
tea and some cupcakes for you to chat upon. She made you feel better about
anything. You had even told her how unlucky you were and you hadn’t gotten tickets
for Harry. Surprisingly enough, she had experienced the exact same thing when
she was a teenager. When you had found out, your eyes bulged out of their
pockets. You could picture Leslie with youngster clothes, waiting to be in a
stadium to sing at the top of her lungs and dance around to her idol’s music. But
life always has other plans. She encouraged you that it is not the end of the
world and that you would get the chance to see him in person one way or another.
Your heart and mind seemed to understand her point, so when you entered the
shop, her words would come in mind and you would be calmer.
But today, fate seemed like it enjoyed seeing you
feeling blue. After some hours of serving customers and writing down orders,
the local radio station decided to praise Harry by playing his two songs. The one
after the other.
“Why me?”, you cried out and you gulped down a glass
of water to calm your nerves.
“Are yeh closed?”, a male voice spoke behind you. Just
on cue, Two Ghosts started blasting through the small speakers the shop owned
and you tried your best not to lose it.
“No sir, we are open. Tell m-“, you stopped
mid-sentence and blinked harshly.
“Seems like your station likes meh songs”, Harry
smirked, standing in front of you in all his glory.
“Well-, yeah-, wow”, you said at last, looking between
the speakers and Harry. It was a funny sight if you came to think about it. A few
days earlier, you were crying your eyes out that you wouldn’t watch Harry enjoying
himself onstage but now here he was ready to order. In your shop.
“Oh your order. Pardon me. You were saying?”, you returned
to your professional self and waited for his order.
“Well, I would like two of your best cupcakes and a
cup of tea”, he smiled and waited patiently.
“Okay. Take away or table?”, you answered and he looked
up at you.
“Table please. Oh and one more thin’”, Harry paused
and you waited for his next words.
“Yes?”, you said jotting down his order.
“I think your country is very beautiful. Glad it will
host meh gig”, he said and smiled without comprehending what he had just said. When
he saw your facial expression clouding, he felt confused.
“Did I say something I wasn’t supposed to?”, he asked
all worried and it was your turn to explain.
“No, no. But something messed up and I am afraid I will
miss your concert unfortunately”.
“Is that so?” he smirked and you nodded.
“Anyway, you are not here to hear about my personal
misfortunes. Your order will be right up”, you said and proceeded to your work.
“I will be more than happy to help yeh actually. Could
yeh come to meh table fo’ a minute?”, he suggested.
“I am afraid I will be unable to”, you said gesturing
to your apron.
“I will be waitin’ then”, Harry said and walked to an
empty table. Who would have told you that Harry Styles would come to the shop
which helped you pay your rent and on top of that, wait for your shift to be
over. You were fangirling like there was no tomorrow. And while you were
heating up the kettle, you realized something; you weren’t so irritated that
you wouldn’t be at the concert anymore. Yes, a small part of you still wanted
to hear the duck noises in Woman live but as your eyes would dart to Harry, you
came to the point that just talking with him was what you really desired. And maybe
in some hours this would be real.
“That young man seems to be impatient.”, Leslies’s voice
“Well, he is waiting for me to be finished with work
so we can chat most probably”, you said preparing the tray with his tea and
“But that won’t be for three more hours! Leave the
tray and sit with him. I will tell Josh to take over love”, Leslie offered and
“But Leslie, you are paying me to serve people not
chat with them”, you retorted.
“You deserve a break. Now go to him”, she said and you
thanked her before going to Harry’s table.
“Here you go. Our finest cupcakes along with your tea”,
you said leaving each item on the table.
“And the kindest waitress”, he continued making you
“Why, thank you”, you said and he ushered you to sit
“So… As fo’ meh concert yeh can’t come to… Yeh know, I
might have a spare ticket that no one will use eventually”, he said while
sipping his tea and you stared at him bewildered. Just with one word, your
dream would come true and you would enjoy yourself with Y/F/N jamming along to
his new album. But you couldn’t accept. Not only would it feel wrong, but you
didn’t want to take advantage of his kindness and prosperity.
“You know, some days ago, me and my friend applied to
your site in order to get a code for tickets. My friend was the lucky one and
got hers whereas I didn’t. I was devastated. And now here comes your kind
offer. But I am afraid I will say no”, you said and he almost choked on his
“But yeh seem like yeh want to come. I don’t
understand”, he truthfully said. He started to feel confused with you; any other
fan seeing him and being offered tickets by him would scream in his face and
even cry. But that is what he appreciated too; your calmness around him. Even though
you were screaming internally.
“You see, it seems to me that these few minutes we are
conversing together, are worthy much more than a concert. Not wanting to
disrespect your talent, but I hope I got my message across the right way”, you
said, hoping you didn’t make a wrong choice of words.
“Yeh are somethin’ else really. I appreciate your
company and you make meh feel less anxious when around a fan. And I don’t even
know your name”, he concluded chuckling.
“It’s Y/N and I am so glad I make you feel this way”,
you said chuckling as well. You knew how disrespectful his fans could be
sometimes and how hectic it may seem to him. So why go with the flow when
someone can treat him with the kindness he deserved?
“Y/N, yeh have a special place in meh heart from now
on.”, he said and you swelled at his words.
“But I am afraid I have to go now. Have to practice. See
yeh later yeah?”, he said and you got up to hug him. You were a bit baffled
because you would never see him again and you didn’t exactly know how you could
see each other later but you decided to push those thoughts aside and cherish
the fact that you were hugging your idol. Maybe when you returned home you
would let all your excitement out.
But fate knew better. Since that day, and when Harry
would still be in the town, he would pay a visit to the shop. Sometimes only to
see you. You had exchanged numbers too, careful not to be exposed of course,
and your friend was happy that things turned out even better for you. Every
once in a while, your fangirl mode would be switched on and Harry would be all
playful about it but you didn’t mind. You also didn’t mind that you didn’t go
to that concert but who needed a concert when Harry Styles would turn up at
their work almost on a daily basis or call them up to chat?
Thank you so much for this request girl! I truly hope you people enjoyed it and don’t hesitate requesting things! I am more than glad to answer to you lovelies! Happy reading!
the land before time is great, i love don bluth films. the colors are dark and so 80s and it reminds me a lot of jim henson’s work, like Labryinth and the Dark Crystal. i like that it handled adult themes and didn’t oversimplify them to “protect the kids”. i like that the kids decided to face the enemy head on instead of running away from it, that thru the movie they rely on each other instead of trying to find an adult/other character to save them.
i like that the ending implies that the great valley is heaven (and that they all actually died) and it makes the ending bittersweet (I’m ignoring all 80 sequels they’re all bad and blocked). i wish more kids media focused on more mature/darker themes like this, i think a large misconception now is what kids can actually handle and understand. yes, 5 year olds understand what death is. do they fully understand all the emotional weight that comes with it? no. but they understand what it is and what it means
even though the dinosaurs aren’t scientifically correct (even for the time period) it still is a great movie overall. i wish there was another dinosaur movie that did dinosaurs this well (disney’s dinosaur was….meh… and the good dinosaur was way too anthromorphized)
I know what you’re thinking, we’ve been over this… The Force awakened in Rey, and that’s what the movie title meant. Again, you’re not wrong, but you’re not entirely right either. This has probably been discussed, but I felt like posting it so meh, here it is.
The Force awakened in Kylo Ren in his very first scene in TFA. “Wait, but Kylo Ren already has the Force…” Ah, yes grasshopper but it wasn't just the Force but the Light side of the Force. The second Kylo Ren showed compassion for Finn is the moment the light side of the Force awakened in him. He knew Finn didn't fire his weapon, he sensed his hesitation and fear. He stopped dead in his tracks and looked at him for a long moment.
It was a long enough pause for him to know Finn’s “name” FN-2187. He was aware that Finn was disobedient yet he let him go. Yes, Kylo was pissed at himself for letting Finn go later on.
I mean Finn escaped, cost him the droid, propelled everything forward that led Han Solo onto that bridge. Finn is Kylo Ren’s initial awakening to the light. Even though he ends up hating himself and Finn for it later.
The Force awakened in Rey during the interrogation. Well, we all knew this obviously but what is interesting is that it was Kylo Ren using the dark side of the Force that caused the awakening in her.
Rey goes on to harness the dark side of the Force to beat Kylo in the forest. Star Wars data bank says “Kylo was no match for her raw power and rage.”
That doesn’t sound like the light side of the Force to me. Furthermore, Daisy slipped during an interview and said that the two of them were “finding the Force or whatever” during that scene. Kylo Ren offers to be her teacher— WAITS for her to answer— WATCHES her try to focus. One is left to wonder if he helped her tap into the dark side of Force during that moment.
As she is attacking him, Kylo tells her to hit him harder three times even though she is wounding him. So not only did Kylo Ren awaken the Force within Rey by using the dark side to enter her mind– causing her to defend herself with the same tactic but he also guided her during battle. On the back of a toy recently leaked, there is a description of Rey, and it reads “Rey must unlearn what she has learned.” This is Yoda’s words to Luke in the OT. But if we take into account she has used the dark side of the Force to fight, it makes more sense for that line to be recycled in the sequel trilogy with out it the meaning being redundant.
This doesn’t mean Rey goes dark by any means but if we look into the Yin and Yang symbolism, Rey is light with a little bit of darkness and Kylo is dark with a little bit of light. And that little bit of dark and light in each of them is the key to an understanding to develop between them.
*HACK* Oh my…doesn’t that sound romantic? ;-; awww I love hand holds from meh otp (I don’t think CB holds hands as much as other otps, I mean they got them hi fives doe) especially when their hands go so well together.
BUT ALAS. No fancam ;-; I cri
Aww look at dem ^^ all three..orange heads (?) just happily eating (they look like hamsters) and dang look at how fast Chanyeol’s stuffing his mouth
Wowowowow- woah. Did channel just do what I think he did?
WHY YEs my children he did. He fed Baekhyun like the last Japan fan meeting, how sweet. What I really liked about this moment was the fact that Baekhyun already ate one but Chanyeol still decided to feed him for no reason other to just feed him. What a caring boyfriend~
There was a time when I wasn’t sure we would. There was a time I thought “can we just fast forward the next few months and get there already?” And crazy cliffhanger that I willfully ignored could actually happen aside, I did believe we’d end up here. Yes, even back at the start of the season. I knew we’d end with Olicity back together and Oliver fully evolved. I think that’s the most important thing. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
So I’m going to do a post on the Good, the Bad and the Meh about this last season. And since it’s my post, I have the right to post these things out of order. Let’s start with the Bad, simply because I like getting bad news out of the way first.
Susan Williams I think we can all agree that she was the worst of this season, regardless of if you liked season 5 or not. Listen, the showrunners can say until they’re blue in the face that Susan wasn’t meant to be shady or that she was a good person but I know what I know. And Susan was shady. And she was a terrible person. And nothing I ever saw on the screen ever dissuaded me of that. She came on the screen in such a way that the audience was immediately against her. No one, save Oliver, seemed to like her. Even Lance kinda curled his lip at her mention. She was researching a story behind Oliver’s back and we never really got a good resolution for that. The actress didn’t have great chemistry with Stephen, Oliver looked like he’d rather chew his arm off than lay in bed with her in 5x12. The breakup was anti-climactic and downright cold. I just am not sure what the point of her was, outside of being a love interest for Oliver. (More about the whole love interest thing under “The Meh”)
To Love & Protect: Felix- Boring, boring, boring. (I have so many routes ahead of his season 2, so many) Egar- I hate played this until about episode 9 when it got way better. I actually liked the end and will play Book 2 (eventually)
Gangsters In Love: Chance- Hate played. Still, need to finish Season 5. This is such an unhealthy relationship. Ash- Just started this one
Astoria: Fate’s Kiss Hydra- Finished. I liked it ok. He’s a bit of a jerk. I don’t like “mean, but secretly loves you” stories though. Not my favorite. Hades- Finished. I enjoyed this route but more for everyone else. I want to adopt Persephone, Selene, Helios and the Guardians. It’s a little creepy playing this route and Cerberus’s back to back though lol Astraeus- Finished. SO friggin hot. Sad and dark, but ridiculously hot. Cerberus- On season 3. He is the cutest thing ever. See my above point about his route and Hades’ though.
Castaway: Love’s Adventure Clyde- Finished. MC drove me crazy, especially in season 1. Story was fine. Logan- Finished. I love him. He is just so sweet and cute. TK- Finished. Like with Hydra, I found him a jerk and his route a little frustrating. Not a big fan. Joaquin- Finished. Hot, hot, hot. Though MC shows some seriously poor judgment lol.
Speakeasy Tonight Elliott- (waiting for epilogue). Meh. His story took a long time to pick up and was pretty boring and while he gets better by the end, he’s a pretty uninspired LI. Donovan- Finished. I liked the storyline. Hate Donovan. He’s a jerk. He’s hot, yes, but… We also know nothing about him or his past. He’s so undeveloped in compared to the others and at times he barely appeared in his own route. Plus Vince over-shadowed him. Gerald- Finished. Again, I loved the story line, hated him. I don’t think I could have forgiven him and I basically think he’s a self-centered ass. Cliff- Finished. I disliked MC at times, this and Elliott’s route were when she was at her weakest. Cliff is sweet but doesn’t do much for me. Neil- Finished. I loved him. He has depth, the relationship has natural build-up, the side story is strong. Vince- Finished. My one true love. I doubt I will ever love a LI more. He is perfection. Ok, he gets shot at a lot, which is a problem and he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but… He’s so sweet and charming and supportive that it doesn’t matter.
Love & Legends Reiner- Finished. Love him. He is so kind. It’s so easy to follow in love with him.
did you like the golden circle as much as the first one? i felt like they tried too hard and failed at making it as fun and huge as the first one. and also poppy as a bad guy was nothing compared to samuel jackson! i think they should have kept it a bit more british and true to the last one and not have the major plot twist at the start. i enjoyed it but left a bit dissapointed honestly
I would have to say I probably did enjoy it as much as the first one. Mostly because I went in already knowing and caring about the characters and didn’t go expecting much since sequels often don’t live up to their predecessors and I wanted to avoid being disappointed. There were of course one or two things I was a bit meh about but I left the cinema happy.
I did think Poppy was an interesting villain, but yes, it was always gonna be difficult to top Valentine and Gazelle and while I would agree with you that I would have liked to see a little bit more of the whole comparison of America and Britain, I think overall it did a pretty good job of following on from TSS.