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Different reactions of the students and teachers of Kunugigaoka Junior High when receiving Valentine's Day Boxed Chocolate


Nagisa: W-wait are you sure that’s for me? Thank you so much! Happy Valentine’s Day to you too!

Kayano: Wow, I don’t know what to say… I didn’t expect this! Thank you! Happy Valentine’s Day!

Karma: Eh? For me? I didn’t really think I’d get one this year but oh well… You must have some sort of special feelings for me then? Interesting~

Isogai: Thank you for the chocolate! I can’t wait to eat this with my family!

Maehara: Wow 35 boxes already! That’s a record!

Nakamura: Oh? I got one too? This is rather new… How sweet~ I’m flattered~

Kataoka: Thank you but this is the 45th box already

Okuda: F-for me?! A-are you sure t-that’s for me?? I-it is…? Thank y-you! I didn’t k-know I was g-gonna get one today but thank you!

Kanzaki: Oh my, chocolate! Thank you so much for the chocolate! I’ll make sure to eat this happily! Happy Valentine’s Day!

Sugino: W-woah for me?! I’m actually getting something? Man this is cool! Thank you!

Itona: Oh? You made this? It’s rather bland in taste and the color and shape are slightly off but it’s appreciated.

Chiba: Thank you, Happy Valentine’s Day

Hayami: Thank you, Happy Valentine’s Day

Kurahashi: Woah! Chocolate for me! I bet it’s really sweet! Thank you!

Okano: Wow this is really for me? Not sure why it’s for me but thanks anyway!

Yada: Ah, thank you so much! I wonder how it tastes! Happy Valentine’s!

Fuwa: Is this like one of those situations in anime where people confess their love? Are you inlove with me?! Woah!

Ritsu: Thank you! I didn’t expect to be given chocolate today! Sadly, I cannot eat it, but thank you anyway! I appreciate your gesture!

Sumire: Is this homemade? Teach me your recipe next time okay? I love it! Thanks and Happy Valentine’s Day!

Kirara: Does this chocolate contain darkness residing in it? How cursed is it? Give me details of the darkness of this sweet

Terasaka: Mine? You… to me? Uh… This better not be poisoned or I swear Imma bash your head in… Thanks too

Yoshida: Woah this is cool! Thanks!

Muramatsu: Man this is sweeter than anything I’ll ever make! You better show me how to make this!

Mimura: This is mine?! I mean- for me?! Woah I can’t believe this! Happy Valentine’s Day and Thank You!

Takebayashi: A 3D person could never compare to the work of a 2D person… But this… May be an exemption… Thank you…


Kimura: I’m already pretty chubby but if it’s you who made it for me, I’ll eat it!

Sousuke: The way you made it! It’s beautiful! So artistic! This is my type of chocolate! Thanks a lot!

Koro-sensei: Nyuya!! Someone is giving their beloved teacher chocolate!! I knew someone wouls appreciate me!!

Karasuma: Hmm, chocolate on Valentine’s Day? Makes sense, thank you.

Irina: Hmm? My my, giving your teacher chocolate on Valentine’s Day hmm? Is this your way of trying to get with me? Know that it isn’t gonna work but maybe I should kiss you as a reward- NO WAIT DON’T WALK AWAY COME BACK


Gakushuu: I appreciate the fact that you decided to give me something today but so have 156 other students at this school by far regardless of gender. I will accept it if you would still want to give it to me but know that I will not be able eat this immediately. Thank you, I suppose.

Ren: Ah, my dear… Giving me chocolate on Valentine’s Day… Does this mean you have something you want to tell me? How much you admire me? How much you love me? Hmm…

Seo: Heh? Chocolate for me? Pft, as if it’ll be any good compared to those from abroad! But… Alright alright, I’ll accept it since it seems to be made with a lot of effort

Araki: Are you trying to stuff me up even more? Haha just kidding! I can’t say for certain whether or not I’ll really like it but thanks!

Koyama: Chocolate made with a certain recipe… Did you memorize the recipe? Do you know all the ingredients and the procedure? Show me to prove your chocolates worth!

Gakuhou: Generic. Chocolate on Valentine’s Day is generic. To be given chocolate on this day is nothing new, especially to me. However, if you expect me to accept a gift on this day, it must have importance. I am the Chairman of this school nonetheless and chocolates are… too plain. What did you expect from giving me this? Extreme gratitude? Praise? This chocolate must be extremely delicious and pique my taste then. If it is not, then how do you expect me to give you praise? It has to be atleast moderately good. If it cannot even be the least bit delicious then what was the point-

Assassination Classroom Squads
  • The 'Protect Nagisa' Squad: Karma and Nakamura
  • The 'Memes Qweens' Squad: Maehaea, Karma, Nakamura and Ritsu.
  • The 'Daddy, Choke Me' Squad: Isogai, Nakamura, Gakushuu, Itona, Okuda, Irina and Gakuho.
  • The 'Y'all Need Jesus' Squad: Karma, Maehara, Nagisa, Kayano, Kanzaki, Sugino, Karasuma and Megu.
  • The 'Holy Trinity Squad: Isogai, Nagisa and Itona
  • The 'Un Holy Quad' Squad: Karma, Maehaea, Okajima and Nakamura.
  • The 'Weeb' Squad: Takebayashi and Fuwa
  • The 'Road Trip' Squad: Karma, Nagisa, Kayano, Okuda, Isogai, Maehara and Nakamura.
  • The 'Disappointed Mum' Squad: Isogai, Karasuma, Gakuho, Nagisa, Itona and Kayano.
  • The 'Hi, I'm Dad' Squad: Karma, Maehara, Korosensei, Ren and Terasaka.

When Irina tries to act cool around Karasuma



Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Fluff

1816 words

Based on the prompt: “You’re lucky I’m tired because if I was fully awake I would have already shoved you off this roof” from @softhobilove (Happy Birthday Meg!!)

Min Yoongi was a rare occurrence.

Therefore, it was astonishing to see him out and about so early in the morning, ambling through the hallway in grey sweats and a faded black hoodie.

You swear he spent so much time cooped up in his own apartment that he was some sort of cryptid. If you hadn’t met him, you wouldn’t have even believed anyone lived in 112.

You were on your way to go back to your own apartment when you saw him. Having encountered him a few times in no less than polite, quick exchanges, you felt comfortable enough to call out a greeting.

“Yoongi-ssi! It’s nice to see you out and about!” You saw him startle, and he turned his head to you.

“Ah, good morning Y/N,” he greeted and gave you a small smile. He bowed his head slightly and continued on his way.

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Little Witch Academia is One Huge Homage to the Magical Girl Witch Genre

Himitsu No Akko-chan (1969)

  • Both have the same first name
  • Akko(1969) was an ordinary girl granted magical powers just Akko in LWA

Majokko Meg-chan (1974)

  • Feature rivalries between two witches
  • Amanda’s personalitiy is very similar to Meg’s

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  • Sucy’s personality is similar Non, both tend to be cold, but are really sweet when you get to know them

Ojamajo Doremi (1999)

  • Trio of witches in training
  • Both of Doremi and Akko are:
    • incompetent witches, who can’t control their magic and have a difficulty flying 
    • Enthusiastic about anything related to magic and witches
    • They’re bascially the same person

  • Hazuki and Lotte are both timid and soft-spoken
  • Onpu was praised in the Witch Land for her talent just like Diana

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