• Pinoe:We need a long can you hold your breath underwater?
  • Becky:I don't know.
  • Pinoe:You familiar with the term 'slam and cram'?
  • Becky:No, and I don't think I want to be.
  • Pinoe:How attached are you to your pinky?
  • Becky:Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear: any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn't going to work for me.
Fun story

My friend got upgraded to field-side seats this game so when it was over he went into the tunnel to get some signatures. He told me this after I watched Rapinoe completely storm off the field and not sign a single thing. He is the last person in the tunnel, ignoring everyone else who is screaming her name. He is standing there holding his picture out and she pauses, looks at him, grabs the sharpie he is holding and angrily scribbles her signature. She then proceeds to cap the pen and throw it on the ground and walk off. A Reign teammate who was behind her went back and picked up the pen off the floor and said “sorry about that man, gave a good night.” Idk why she was so pissy but dang, Pinoe, get over yourself.

This is my week, might as well say your goodbyes now.

Tonight: Watching Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman in concert.
Monday: Big girl adulting
Tuesday: Death by Berena
Wednesday: Work on coming back from the dead
Thursday: On set doing makeup in LA
Friday: Disneyland for Mickey’s Halloween Party
Saturday: Meeting Dolly Parton - second death