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So this is pretty much the best artistic endeavor of my entire career.  Queering Taylor Swift’s BLANK SPACE, with Megan Falley.   (Mom, please do not watch this.)  

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Blank Space [Spank Space] || Andrea Gibson & Megan Falley

Spoken Word poets Andrea Gibson and Megan Falley present their sophomore hit parody, “Spank Space” (A SUPER QUEER Taylor Swift Cover) to promote the gay agenda!
LYRICS:
Blank Space/ Spank Space
good to see you
how you been
I’ve been up to incredible things
women’s college, feminism
I saw her there and i thought oh my god
Look at that face, i think that i might be gay
She’s looks like she’s from the bay (Oakland)
New honey, sweet as pie
I would eat her like a tangerine
Ain’t it funny, rumors fly
And I know you heard about me
It’s true, we’re not just friends
It turns out i don’t like men
she grabs my ass and my hand
i can make the straight girls queer for a weekend
So it’s gonna be a u-haul
so we’re gonna give the plants names
so we’ll get matching tattoos
it will be worth the pain
guess i gotta tell my mother
She’ll tell em I’m insane
but i got a brand new lover
and i don’t feel shame
So I’m gonna buy a dildo
so I’m gonna buy a hybrid car
so I’m gonna make kumbacha
drink it in a mason jar
guess i gotta tell my mother
she’ll tell me I’m insane
but ill make her watch the L word
and she’ll fall for Shane
Cherry lips
suit and ties
I could show you incredible things
boxer briefs,
painted eyes
I’m the King baby
I’m the queen
Find out what you want
top bottom sub or dom
doesn’t matter, make her come
Oh god!
Screaming, scratching, gender norms
I could make all the tables turn
my pronouns are plural formed
Keeps me second guessing like
oh my god
he or she? (no)
I prefer androgyny
one night with me, won’t wanna leave
darling I’m a nightmare dressed like your daddy
So it’s gonna be a u-haul
so we’re gonna give the plants names
so we’ll get matching tattoos
it will be worth the pain
guess i gotta tell my mother
She’ll tell em I’m insane
but i got a brand new lover
and i don’t feel shame
So I’m gonna buy a dildo
so I’m gonna buy a hybrid car
so I’m gonna make kumbacha
drink it in a mason jar
guess i gotta tell my mother
she’ll tell me I’m insane
but we’ll watch rachel maddow
and that’ll change the game
i only want love if its magic
i only have an ass so she can slap it
i only want love if its magic
i only have an ass so she can slap it
OOOOHHHH
So it’s gonna be a u-haul
so we’re gonna give the plants names
so we’ll get matching tattoos
it will be worth the pain
guess i gotta tell my mother
She’ll tell em I’m insane
but i got a brand new lover
and i don’t feel shame
So I’m gonna buy a dildo
so I’m gonna buy a hybrid car
so I’m gonna make kumbacha
drink it in a mason jar
guess i gotta tell my mother
maybe she’ll think its great
and if we do get married
she’ll bake the cake.

anonymous asked:

Hi yaz!! Do you have any favorite spoken word artists? :)

yes yes yes! anis mojgani, jeanann verlee, jon sands, megan falley, andrea gibson, danez smith, jasmine mans, alysia harris, desiree dallagiacomo, rachel mckibbens, mahogany browne, zora howard, and so much more that i can’t think of at the moment :)

orsenna  asked:

Why and how did "Do pigeons have feelings?" become the number one example and the reference for weird questions on tumblr?

The questions “Do pigeons have feelings” and/or “Do you think pigeons have feelings” is a well known internet meme. These questions may or may not have been popularized by critically acclaimed Youtube video, Annoying, in which a roommate on the top bunk pesters their roommate on the bottom bunk. At approximately 0:32 seconds into the video, He asks his roommate in attempt to annoy him, “do you think pigeons have feelings?” This video has just under 25 million views.

Going further into the past, author Mo Williams, famously known for his works in the “Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!” series. One of his books, featuring reoccurring main character Pigeon, is titled “The Pigeon Has Feelings, Too!” However, this is a work of nonfiction and Pigeon’s feelings may or may not be exaggerated in order to better convey the themes of the book.

Of course, this question could simply be a theme of our human guilt due to our domination of the world and especially our hostility towards pigeons in cities. Pigeons reside in all continents but Antarctica, and it is common for young children to chase pigeons on the sidewalks, similar to how many people chase seagulls on the beach. Why are we only asking if pigeons have feelings? Have we no guilt to other birds? Especially seagulls, who are victims of beach-goers.

In addition, French scientists have conducted experiments and shown that pigeons actually recall those who are hostile towards them. “Once you’ve been mean to these pigeons they’ll remember you, possibly forever. Sure, they’re avoiding you now, but maybe they’re just biding their time. We wouldn’t put anything past them” (Gibson).

Works Cited:

Gibson, Megan. “Pigeons Remember That You Hate Them, Will Probably Plot Revenge 
     Later.” TIME. TIME, 6 July 2011. Web. 6 Jan. 2015. 
     <http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/06/ 
     pigeons-remember-that-you-hate-them-will-probably-plot-revenge-later/>. 

Pigeon Range.” Wikipedia. Wikipedia Foundation, 18 Nov. 2011. Web. 6 Jan. 2015. 
     <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pigeon_range.png>. 

Thatonekid100. Annoying. Prod. FND Films. Youtube. N.p., 7 Aug. 2007. Web. 6 
     Jan. 2015. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp2ruZoxK8>. 

Williams, Mo. Pigeons Have Feelings, Too! N.p.: Disney-Hyperion, 2005. N. pag. 
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