full-metal-fuckface  asked:

Have you ever done something really embarrassing as a kid?If so,Do you mind sharing? (if its not that bad now)

I went through a Random phase. Pickles, waffles, all that shit. It was a fucking disgrace to my intelligence.

I posted regularly on Random-ness Wiki, which I find to be the single worst website ever. I started this page, in addition to many others. It’s the online equivalent of Hell. I will never forgive myself for all the fowl, rancid “random” shit I wrote back then.

Send me “Have you evers.”