For a sec, imaaaagine:

+ All Pokemon battles were dance battles
+ Pokemon are dancer’s spirit animals
+ Pokemon signature moves are dancer’s signature moves/style

Imaaaaaagine it. Enjoy :P

You know, “Blaziken” is pretty lazy as far as pun names go. It’s barely even trying.

I read my schedule wrong and showed up five and a half hours early for work this morning, after powering through an upset stomach that lasted the whole night. Then I took the bus home to try to catch up on some rest, but that only made my stomach feel worse. In the end I called in sick for a shift I had already shown up for. I feel like garbage, inside and out.