Uh, I had to leave my condo to come to this Well, I’m back, but this time I’m with my man And these women are puttin’ their hands all over his Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought And I’m much, much unhappy about that I’d hate to come down to their level and become a BW A basic woman But if they don’t stop it’s gonna get scandalous
I want to perform this monologue at an open audition/open mic night one day.
Prince George meets The President and First Lady of the United States in the Drawing Room of Apartment 1A Kensington Palace as they attend a dinner with The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry on April 22, 2016.
I will never forget shortly after meeting him at the bar and visiting for a minute, some drunk man at the Carlyle saw me waiting in the hall for the ladies room and said “here just go in the men’s! I’ll guard the door”. He swings the door open, and there’s Vincent at the urinal. Thank God they have privacy sides of some sort! I don’t think he saw me but can’t be sure. I wanted to die!
Vincent comes out a few seconds later and my cheeks were burning red. All I could do was say, “it was nice to meet you” and bolt in the ladies room as someone came out. He said “Thanks!” and grinned looking amused.
I mean, I’ve seen more of him in his TV series, but STILL! AWKWARD!!!
But as my friend Marie said, at least he wasn’t p*ssing in the sink! 😝