meeting shirley

anonymous asked:

just started watching Anne with an e and I couldn't help but notice some similarities between her and Riley. Do you think they're alike?

Oh for sure! I definitely see some similarities between them as well. They’re both quirky, goofy, talkative, compassionate, imaginative, smart, strong willed and care a lot about what other people think of them. I’d like to think they’d be the best of friends in an AU where they both exist at the same time. (sidenote: how good would rowan be on that show?)

But yeah, I think the biggest differences between them are their upbringing + experience. Also, I’m like 1000% positive MJ wouldn’t be able to write Riley as well as Anne is written. He’s not very good with characters like them in my honest opinion.

I mean, look what he turned Eric into. 

anonymous asked:

do you know any fics with side pairing ziall?

Gods & Monsters by Velvetoscar (20/20 | 201,354 | English) *

The instructions were simple: seduce and destroy Harry Styles. Not once did they discuss the option of Louis actually falling in love. So, naturally, that’s exactly what he did.

Touch by kotabear24 (51/51 | 228,329 | English) *

Harry’s shy and virginal with a past, new on the football team; Louis’ the (experienced) popular star of the team and Harry’s new mentor.
Series

My Heart, In Deadly Rhythm by impetuous (1/1 | 42,000 | English)

There exists somewhere a very, very small list containing the names of people who don’t want Louis Tomlinson dead. Harry Styles may or may not be one of those people. (or a Spies!AU in which Liam is the Wade to Louis’ Kim Possible, Zayn seduces people for intel, Niall is an expert at blowing things up, and Harry is more than a bit famous in his particular field… or infamous, actually. And Louis? Well, Louis just wishes people would quit trying so bloody hard to kill him all the time.)

Landslide by aimmyarrowshigh (13/13 | 143,297 | English) *

The year is 1976. In November, Jimmy Carter will take control of the White House. Americans are meeting Laverne & Shirley at their apartment in Milwaukee. Hotel California diverges from the reign of Kool & the Gang. And the FBI is still reeling from the repercussions of Watergate, the tragedy at Wounded Knee, Operation Family Secrets, and the strategic terrors of the anti-cult movement. That’s what Special Agent Harry Styles has been told is the basis of his mission to an abandoned farmhouse in rural New Hampshire. With his hair grown out long and his shirt untucked, he’s going undercover to do reconnaissance on suspected cult leader Louis Tomlinson, who has led a group of people out into the middle of nowhere, leaving no record of the life he’d had before. All Harry knows is what the agency gave him: Tomlinson’s name, and instructions to figure out what he’s doing with the eleven people he brought with him. In the year that Harry spends undercover and under Louis Tomlinson’s wing, he learns more than he ever expected.

Leave It To The Breeze by hattalove (1/1 | 81,459 | English) *

Louis couldn’t be prouder of his bake, but there’s something—there’s something. Something about Harry Styles and the earnest way he measures, pours, mixes, scrapes. Something about the tip of his tongue poking out of his mouth as he knocks the air out of his batter. Or a great British bake off au in which louis cares about winning and winning only, harry is made of sunshine and rainbow sprinkles, and Niall sticks his nose into other people’s business. also featuring Liam as louis’s best friend-slash-concerned mother, and Zayn as a macaron connoisseur.

To Be Loved (And To Be In Love) by grayarolouis (1/1 | 30,227 | English) *

The one where Louis’s popular, Harry’s not and they bond by trying to get their friends together while accidentally matchmaking the entire school.

Everywhere (I Wanna Be With You) by itiswhatitisbutterfly (1/1 | 42,324 | English) 

Harry and Louis meet because they have terrible friends, they fall in love because something feels right in a world of uncertainty and shifting grounds. Louis is an actor and Harry is a model at the top of his game, the best things in life are the most unexpected ones and the things that hit you when you are least expecting it.

This are some of my favourites (all the ones marked with a “ ” are ones I have read). Hope these are okay if not just send another ask and I’ll find some other ones for you :)

x-n-x-void-x-n-x  asked:

Hey, can you recommend me some other movies like the holy mountain? I presume you must be into this kind of thing.

So, I’ve made a couple posts about this over the years but I’ll save you the time and facepalm of digging into my archival fuckery.

The Holy Mountaineering Unorganized List of Rad Occult Themed Movies That Are Not The Holy Mountain, 2014®  

The Saragossa Manuscript

A very Polish comedy with so many stories inside of stories you can forget who was where and that’s kinda the point. One of the few films I’ve ever seen that has similar effects as hallucinogens the first time viewed. 

Occult elements- Strange journeys through wastes, hauntings, Qabalists, enhanced religious conversion techniques, and of course the Spanish Inquisition, which no one expected.

Lucifer Rising

Kenneth Anger’s Thelemic art house cinema explosion. For this film I’d suggest ketamine. Be aware, this film is more of a motion and there is no verbal dialog whatsoever. 

Occult elements- Jimmy Page holding the Stele of Revealing looking longingly at a picture of Aleister Crowley and literally every single other scene in the movie. This is the most Occult film you’re ever going to see. 

Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome

Another Anger flick with no dialog and heavy on occult symbology and general weird shit. The premise is more or less a High Mass for the Gods. This film also features some influential people in their own right like Marjorie Cameron and Anaïs Nin.

Occult elements- All of it. The whole film

Basically any other Kenneth Anger film

Because I don’t wanna go through them one by one.

The Ninth Gate

If you judged this movie by the cover you might not want to watch it. Johnny Depp is an antiquarian book dealer who gets brought into a touch of weird occultiness trying to find a client a particular occult book.

Occult elements- Antiquarian books on ceremonial magic and some fiery sex magic. 

Eyes Wide Shut

Honestly this movie barely made the list because it’s the most overrated film in this category and The Ninth Gate is actually better for the occult aspects of weird rich people as portrayed by Hollywood stars. The actual shots in this movie as well as the sets make it worth seeing.

Occult elements- Pseudo initiations, sweet robes, and the rich and powerful being creepy and generally untrustworthy.

Any Alejandro Jodorowsky film you haven’t seen yet

Most of his films have very prevalent occult themes, especially regarding attachment and false attainment.

Occult elements- Spiritual Journeys nearly always with people who represent material attachment and a boat load of other stuff.

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

I’m reasonably certain that director Terry Gilliam is not a freemason but this movie is rife with the symbolism of freemasonry. The plot is pretty straightforwardly about the choices a person makes with the opportunities they get, but the execution and storyline are a bit convoluted at times. 

Occult elements- Lots of freemasonic symbols and scenarios, deals with the devil.

The Wicker Man (1973)

This is a film about sacrifice. Mostly the human kind. Sir Christopher Lee is a leader of a group of neopagans that are under suspicion after people become uncooperative in a disappearance investigation. There is a lot of 1970s style folk singing and neopagan stuff presented as being ancient, like most neopagan stuff. Oh, also, don’t watch the Nick Cage remake unless you want the bees.

Occult elements- Neopaganism, May Poles, fire jumping, baccian rituals, human sacrifice.

Season of the Witch (1972)

This movie is seriously some hilarious Shirley MacLaine meets the first few rounds of private practitioner wicca books kinda shit. It’s kind like a fictionalized documentary of how housewives in the 1970s got into witchcraft. Also, the Donovan song of the same title is in the movie.

Occult elements- Lots of really silly neowicca and satanism as the hardcore practice.

So, that’s all I got for you right now, I’ll add to this as I remember things I forgot.

RE: IS RU PAUL’S DRAG RACE RACIST?

So, some of ya’ll white gays are very upset with me and my latest True Tea Video where i answer the question about whether or not RuPaul’s editing/show is anti-black. Now despite the fact that I made a point of saying that I respect Ru for what he’s done and respect Ru for how he’s mainstreamed so many aspects of Gay culture, some of ya’ll are mad. Ya’ll act like I came into your house, slapped your mother and took your daddy into the other room and had loud sex with him with the door open and THEN I ate yo icecream.

So I figured that I would break this down for ya’ll since for some reason it isn’t as obvious to you as it is to me. 

Some of you people only know of RuPaul from Drag Race, and that’s cute for you, I guess. I don’t blame you. In reality, RuPaul didn’t have much cultural relevance at the time of Drag Race’s first season in 2009. So most of ya’ll missed the height of his career and popularity. RuPaul CERTAINLY blazed trails and  was part of the mainstream. However, part of being mainstream is appealing to majority groups and in America, that means engaging in Antiblackness. 

RuPaul is probably best known for his song “Looking Good and Feeling Gorgeous”, but many people might not have seen the music video- so allow me to give you a bit of a break down of it. 

The music video starts with RuPaul dressed in special FX makeup as a large black woman with wild hair, holding a bucket of fried chicken while eating a Banana. in this character, she rants about how she “goes at home at night and cries herself to sleep” because of how ugly she is. She speaks about how she wants to be pretty because she’s “pretty on the inside and wants to be pretty on the outside”. Harmless right? Then she goes on to say that she “wants her nose to look like a Jackson’s” she wants them to “lighten her skin” and to look like “Beyonce”. Now, to the average white consumer these things don’t really sound that out of line. However, within the black community, colorism is a huge issue because of how white supremacy has framed whiteness as a thing to aspire toward. In this segment, RuPaul is embodying a classic blackface stereotype, the Mammy. And RuPaul has a very interesting history with Blackface, but we’ll get to that later. 

In the next scene we see Ru on a Turn table as a dark skinned womanhaving all of her flaws pointed out. Notice her dark skin and her more noticeably natural hair texture. 

After a bit of surgery, Ru Reemerges. 

Instead of a large darkskinned woman, she has now transformed into a tinner woman with lighter skin and blonde hair. 

And her white doctor approves!

Now, this is really just a very light example of what I’m referring to when I discuss RuPaul’s anti-blackness. Yes, plenty of queens of come onto his show and snatched trophies and that’s all good and all, but there are endless examples of anti-blackness on the show. What’s interesting to me is that I’ve seen the show since it’s beginning. I gagged when they referred to season 1 as the “lost” season! I’ve seen the show shift and I’ve seen the show change and I still watch it now mostly out of habit. But as I grew as a person who became more passionate about social issues, I couldn’t help but notice the amount of anti-blackness on the show and more than on the show, within the fanbase. The original question that I received was about the fanbase and less about the show. The fanbase is extremely anti-black and I find that ironic because RuPaul is black. Let me show you a tweet that I saw just yesterday from a former crowned queen. 

In my video, I say that RuPaul feels to me, at times, like a white man in blackface. What do I mean by that? I mean that RuPaul seems to only connect to his blackness through the usage of stereotypes and the expectations that white society has of black people. RuPaul reminds me of that black friend we always hear about when a white people says something hella racist. They’ll never be offended by it or call it out because, after all, it’s just a joke and we should just “get over it bitch”. In this conversation, people are constantly telling me that RuPaul is black so how can he be anti-black. These people are usually white so it doesn’t surprise me how they may not have an insight into this: Anti-blackness among black people is rewarded by mainstream society. When a black celebrity has come out and attacked black movements like Black Lives Matter, how does white society respond? Do they criticize them? Do they argue against them? Do they tell them they’re being disrespectful? No. They CELEBRATE them. And further than that, they use them as tools against black people who are speaking up and fighting against their oppression. So black people can be, and often are, anti-black because it serves them. It’s a way that they can, even if just superficially, get ahead of the game. It allows them to be “not one of those black people”. To be completely transparent here, I know what this feels like because I was one of those people for a very long time in my life. I was a good black girl that wasn’t like the others and it made me feel special to be embraced by white society. And then I woke up and realized that I am a tool for them.

RuPaul is a tool for every white gay person against any time they are ever called out for racism. It’s very telling that the fanbase is so incredibly racist, yet the show is hosted by a black man. Shouldn’t that seem off to you? Shouldn’t that seem strange to you? Do you know why it doesn’t? Because whatever little racism you express, you feel like RuPaul would sign off on it- when in reality he just isn’t calling it out or curving it. But even further, RuPaul has been, like many LGBT people of color, put into this position of feeling like he can only support either the gay community or the black community. Part of that is cosigning on the problematic shit white gays do. 


Meet Shirley Q Liquor

Shirley Q Liquor is one of many blackface characters played by a white man named Chuck Knipp. He has released several songs and you can hear one here. Ru Paul had the following to say about Shirley Q Liquor. 

“Critics who think that Shirley Q. Liquor is offensive are idiots. Listen, I’ve been discriminated against by everybody in the world: gay people, black people, whatever. I know discrimination, I know racism, I know it very intimately. She’s not racist, and if she were, she wouldn’t be on my new CD.”

When she says her CD, she’s referring to a remix of her song Supermodel, in which she has a verse on. Now, anyone who is even slightly aware can tell that Shirley Q Liquor is in black face, embodying an anti-black stereotype of a black woman and presenting it to mainstream gay audience which is usually mostly white. Here are members of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy posing with Shirely. 

Oh, but I know what you’re saying: these things all seem old. That outdated mid 2000s fashion is everywhere on this post! 

When I recorded that episode of True Tea, I had no real idea who was going to be on Season 8. I, of course, had my sources and knew already, but I wasn’t sure. So when I knew for sure that Bob The Drag Queen was on the show, I was reminded by a bit of a tiff we had a few years ago over the following picture. 

This was actually my introduction to Bob The Drag Queen and it bought up a lot of interesting questions. I wrote about it twice on my blog and Bob responded a few times via his blogs. Those blogs were hard to dig back up for some reason (probably deleted them because of the show), but his response essentially amounted to saying that black people upset or offended by his blackface act are insecure with their blackness. This is a very typical thing that blackface performers who perform for white audiences tend to say. That I am simply insecure with my blackness because he’s performing a blackface number for a white audience without critique. And the lack of critique, to me, is the issue. I can’t say I’m 100 percent against the idea of a black person reclaiming blackface. I think it’s been done and done really interestingly well by some artists. But the difference between those artists and Bob is that those artists utilized Blackface as a way of criticizing tropes, while Bob, Shirley and Ru all invite white audiences to laugh at stereotypes of Black Women. At the end of the day, each of them men can take these costumes off and go on about their lives, but they will never deal with the repercussions of stereotypes that are constructed to attack, demean, dehumanize and disrespect black women. While I don’t approve of Shirley Q Liquor, I understand why he, as a white man does it. White men have done this historically and gotten away with it. But Bob and Ru are both black men. Black men with black mothers. 

Now, everyone is entitled to like what they like and perform how they perform, but here’s my thing: When you’re black and you have an audience and you have a voice and you’re given opportunities that many aren’t- why not use that platform as a way of uplifting black people? What’s been very interesting about the response to my video and the very distinct divide between race on this issue. White gays are PISSED at me for this video, while a lot of black people who support the show agreed with me. And guess what? They’re the ones who actually have to live with anti-blackness. We’re the ones who actually have to deal with the repercussions of it all. So we feel it and even if we love Ru (as I do), we still recognize that there’s anti-blackness that is prevalent in the show and in Ru’s career. 

It’s saddening to me that so many gay people have so little resources that RuPaul is truly their end all be all. I am critical of Ru because, I suppose, there’s a part of me that believes that he can do better. Unfortunately though, I have learned time and time again that RuPaul only truly cares for maintaining himself and his own career. None of what I’ve said overrides any of his accomplishments nor his huge contribution to culture. But I think it’s worth criticizing and acknowledging. In reality, most mainstream black men have had to engage in anti-blackness in order to get where they are. That’s a part of operating within a white supremacist structure. To a non-black person RuPaul represents diversity and progress, but to many black people, he represents someone who has done great things, but has utilized anti-blackness so often that it’s hard to truly identify with him. RuPaul has blazed a lot of trails, but he hasn’t blazed mine. 

Top 10 Fics 2014 

1. Lost Memories (156k)

Where Harry and Louis meet when they’re still learning the meaning of life, till they find out the meaning is “Louis&Harry” and they decide to make a lot of promises to keep them going.

Built Memories 200k (Sequel for Lost Memories)

2. And Then A Bit (153k)

A parallel universe where Louis and Harry were never together, mix in a two year hiatus and an impending comeback, pour in a dash of lost fans, two tablespoons of strong friendship and a Modest! employee with a good idea. Add a squeeze of pretending to be a couple, lots of kisses and a tattoo or two. Stir. Serve: the mother of all publicity stunts.

3. All Too Human (166k)

Louis has a 3 year old son and works at a daycare while getting his education degree.

Harry’s a fresh face Popstar with the world in his hands.

They meet over applesauce and hide n’ go seek.

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Wait, supernatural returns this week…

Goodbye hiatus, you’ve been kind to me, for the past months my dash has been nothing but fluffy fics and cute SPN cast gifs. You kept the wank away and everything was beautiful like a rainbow-colored unicorn fart. 

You will be missed my dear friend, I hope you’ll find everything that you’re looking for in life and that you’ll bathe in the same peace that you brought me during these past couple of months. May we meet again, amen

random fic recs

Okay, I’ve got this. (I don’t got this, it’s going to be so difficult for me OMG.)

Basically this is just a list of fics that I think would make a nice starter pack for people new to larry fandom! I have no basis for this other than that they’re amazing fics that I love, and some of them are fairly popular so you’ll see them mentioned quite a bit by larry blogs. Please keep in mind that I added way more fics to this than I had originally intended. There are so many fics that deserve to be on this list that I didn’t include simply because I don’t have the best memory and couldn’t remember the name or author! 

Without further ado, here are 32 or my fave larry fics plus 6 bonus fics that aren’t larry (38 FICS JESUS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ONLY BE 10 I’M SORRY)

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