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Old West Insults
  • He made an ordinary fight look like a prayer meetin’.
  • He was mean enough to steal a coin off a dead man’s eyes.
  • He has teeth so crooked he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
  • She’s so ugly, she could back a buzzard off a gut-wagon.
  • She’s so ugly, she’d make a freight train take a dirt road!
  • He’s as crazy as popcorn on a hot stove.
  • His knife’s so dull it wouldn’t cut hot butter.
  • He had a ten dollar Stetson on a five-cent head.
  • He’s as slow as molasses in January.

For more colorful insults, check out Old West Legends

Happy 24th Birthday, danisnotonfire​!

only you could go from ‘existential crisis egg’ to ‘loveable meme trash’ in 0.2 seconds jfc


I’ve been watching Dan’s videos since he started and whOA has he grown up and become someone I can honestly say I’m proud to watch and admire!!!
It’s just so lovely to see someone so genuine and nice grow this confidence, knowledge, and incred video makin’ skillz over all these years! I’m incredibly happy to be apart of this journey of dan’s life on youtube! It almost feels like I’ve grown up with him? Guh he’s just really inspiring?? idek how to put it in to words??? but hopefully, ygm?


@ dan if u r reading this i just really love your videos and admire how far you’ve gotten and just you as a waffling but incredibly articulate intelligent pancake dude and holy crap also ofc thnakz for meetin phil all those years ago and just ahh hope you had a lovely day!!! here’s my doodley gift to you!!!

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Fancy meetin’ you here, friend!
I’m proud to announce that I’ll now be taking commissions on vault suits in any size, number and style (from Fallout 3 or Fallout: New Vegas). Preparing for a nuclear winter has never been so easy!

To get started, shoot me an email at irradiatedlady(at)gmail(dot)com and let me know what state/country you’re in and if you need your suit by a certain date.
Next, you’ll need to snag one of these jumpsuits in your preferred size and color. I recommend the color “postman blue”. You’re welcome to check if someone on ebay/wherever has it cheaper, but it needs to be the same style as the linked suit. No zippered pockets, please.
Have it ship to your house and when it arrives make sure it fits the way you would like it to. Once you’re sure it’s perfect, snap front and back pics of you in it (that way I know where to add all the detailing so it’s custom to your body) and ship it over to me. I’ll take care of the rest!

Pricing is as follows;
•  Base modifications - $75 free shipping in the US!
(includes detail stitching, yellow accents, collar/back numbers, removal of unnecessary pockets and sewing up openings/vents/etc)
•  Weathering - additional $35
(includes sanding, softening, sun fading and “grime”)

I only accept paypal, but I would be happy to discuss setting up a payment plan. I’ve made several suits for other people and can provide photos and contact info if needed. My fiance and I also make all our own props - check out our Fallout cosplays! - so if there’s anything else Fallout or post-apocalyptic related you’re hankering for (caps, headgear, pouches/belts, weapons, etc) just let me know! Thanks!

oikuroo dynamic headcanons

people have already pointed out that with the way things are going in canon oikawa and kuroo are probably never going to meet but consider this

  • both of them have probably heard about each other at some point I mean they’re both captains of powerhouse schools
  • both of them basing their first opinions of each other on what they see on tv or in matches
  • kuroo: what the heck this pretty boy is so sparkly
  • oikawa: hmm… bedhead-chan
  • THEM MEETING SOMEWHERE (coughs college au)
  • they probably didn’t get along all that well at first 
  • I bet they sized each other up hella hard because honestly what do you expect when a provocation expert and master people-reader meet
  • in general just walking on thin ice around each other
  • BUT CONSIDER
  • they could actually understand each other on a level other people can’t since they’re both so good at understanding what makes people tick
  • pranking people together because they’re six feet tall and former volleyball captains what can’t they do
  • practicing volleyball TOGETHER
  • oikawa trying to set the ball in the best way to the spiker so that kuroo can’t block
  • kuroo can
  • both of them recognizing that they excel in different areas and admiring each other’s volleyball skills
  • studying together bc these two got good grades in high school and are probably studious people (kuroo was in a college prep class ya know)
  • “TETSU-CHAN”
  • PROBABLY NERDS TOGETHER
  • kuroo with cats and oikawa with aliens on their boxers
  • their childhood best friends kenma and iwaizumi also getting along on a quiet, steady level
  • oikuroo has so much potential  
Some Fun Things I Noticed in Today’s Episode

“Aw geez! How does she get her legs to do that?!”

“Carabiner! Carabinerr!!”

Pearl messes up sometimes, but she’s trying so hard.

“I’m sorry, we didn’t want you meetin’ us here like this!”

Pearl’s always the one who suggests the getaway.

Ruff!

Amethyst to Peridot “Uh, if you’re trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won’t work! Trust me, I tried.”

Greg’s family member, Andy, looks similar to Marty.

Greg looks sadly at a picture of Vidalia, a young Sour Cream and Yellowtail, a picture without Marty. Greg hangs out at Vidalia’s a lot, which suggests moreso Greg’s family connection with Marty. Or he’s sad because he’s envious of their family, because Rose isn’t around anymore.

”“Oh, He’ll need it.. in the future.”

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The Style Council - “Council Meetin”

  • Ranpo: Can humans even wake up at 6 in the morning??
  • Fukuzawa: No, we're holding the meeting at 6 a.m
  • Fukuzawa: So you'd have to wake up at 5 a.m.
  • Ranpo: There are things that people can and cannot do!