meet the brady bunch

imagine how much better the Thor movies would’ve been if Frigga were actually written in a realistic way rather than a ‘women don’t talk when the menfolk are talking’ way

I mean she’s a powerful magic user and more importantly she’s a MOM. Thor and Loki wouldn’t have gotten away with SHIT. The entire goddamn plot never would’ve happened, no wonder they dumbed her down.

Frigga would’ve busted in like “NO THOR, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO JOTUNHEIMR, YOU’RE GOING TO YOUR ROOM. YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. SIF, HOGUN, FANDRALL, VOLSTAGG, YOU’RE ALL GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE ADULTS, I AM YOUR QUEEN AND YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED.”

and then she’d whip it around on Loki like “DON’T YOU LAUGH. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. YOU WANT YOUR FATHER TO HEAR HOW FROST GIANTS GOT INTO ASGARD? THEN YOU’D BETTER GET YOUR BUTT IN YOUR ROOM TOO, YOUNG MAN. THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO BE FOR THE NEXT CENTURY.”

mamabirdkars  asked:

16 for the Jojo ask!

16: How would describe the series to someone who has never read it before?

Oh boy…This would mostly depend on the part since each one is so different so I’m gonna do a short little summary thing for each one:

  1. Castlevania meets Dragonball
  2. Rocky but instead of Apollo Creed, there’s just 3 Aztec Superbeings
  3. A Saturday morning road trip cartoon as directed by Eli Roth
  4. Scooby Doo guest directed by Eli Roth
  5. The Mafia films plus National Treasure
  6. Let’s go to Prison but with MMA lesbians
  7. Wacky Races meets Tombstone
  8. Grease plus the Brady Bunch plus Columbo…Yeah, I don’t know what that means either…