meet bill

ok don’t get me wrong the ‘salt and pepper diner’ bit is hysterical, but john mulaney has so many more hilarious stories that no one seems to talk about:

•the party at the house of the teacher that everyone hated

•the dog trainer

•meeting bill clinton

•“hUSH!”

•“-too old to be a duckling, quack, quack!”

•“eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

•literally any story involving his parents (especially the black coffee one)

just please, do yourselves a favor, don’t just stop at ‘salt and pepper diner’, listen to all this guy’s stories because they are gold

Gay books you should READ

you over there! you want to read gay books? YA gay books? good, here’s the must must MUST read books, and when you read one let me know eh? any ways enjoy!

Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Sáenz

Silent by Sara Alva

One Man Guy by Michael Barakiva

Wonders of the Invisible World by Christopher Barzak

The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black

Gives Light by Rose Christo

Carry the Ocean by Heidi Cullinan

Tales from Foster High by John Goode

Half Bad Books (Half Bad, Half Wild, Half Lost) by Sally Green 

Totally Joe by James Howe

After School Activities by Dirk Hunter

The Boy Who Couldn’t Fly Straight by Jeff Jacobson

Haffling by Caleb James

The Red Sheet by Mia Kerick

The Lightning-Struck Heart by T.J. Klune

Openly Straight by Bill Konigsberg

Boy Meets Boy by David Leviathan

How to Repair a Mechanical Heart by J.C. Lillis

When Ryan Came Back by Devon McCormack

Hero by Perry Moore

Teeth by Hannah Moskowitz

I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson

Play Me, I’m Yours by Madison Parker

When Everything Feels Like the Movies by Raziel Reid

The Hammer of Thor by Rick Riordan

The Hidden Oracle by Rick Riordan

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell

Rainbow Boys by Alex Sanchez

So Hard to Say by Alex Sanchez

More Happy Than Not by Adam Silvera

History is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera

Freak Show by James St. James 

Ray of Sunlight by Brynn Stein

(In)visible by Anyta Sunday

366 Days by Kiyoshi Tanaka

Because You’ll Never Meet Me by Leah Thomas

Fan Art by Sarah Tregay

Suicide Watch by Kelley York

if you have any questions need help picking something else, want to tell me about a book, really anything send me an ask I’m open 24/7 don’t be shy 

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Tyrone agreed to meet his classmate Bill after class, but when he aware of it, somehow it’s already midnight, what’s worse is that he’s trapped in the school…and not alone.

As the night gets darker, can he make his way to escape…?


Full version would be released on 5/32

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It was supposed to be a dating sim, somehow it turned out to be an horror game  ლ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵ლ)

Gay books you should read!

you over there! you want to read gay books? YA gay books? good, here’s the must must MUST read books, AND MOST IMPORTANT! when you pick one up and read it TELL ME!

Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Sáenz

Silent by Sara Alva

One Man Guy by Michael Barakiva

Wonders of the Invisible World by Christopher Barzak

The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black

Gives Light by Rose Christo

Stranger Than Fanfiction by Chris Colfer

Carry the Ocean by Heidi Cullinan

Tales from Foster High by John Goode

Half Bad Books (Half Bad, Half Wild, Half Lost) by Sally Green

Totally Joe by James Howe

After School Activities by Dirk Hunter

The Five Stages of Andrew Brawley by Shaun David Hutchinson

We Are the Ants by Shaun David Hutchinson

At the Edge of the Universe by Shaun David Hutchinson

The Boy Who Couldn’t Fly Straight by Jeff Jacobson

Haffling by Caleb James

The Red Sheet by Mia Kerick

The Lightning-Struck Heart by T.J. Klune

Openly Straight by Bill Konigsberg

Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan 

Two Boys Kissing by David Levithan 

How to Repair a Mechanical Heart by J.C. Lillis

When Ryan Came Back by Devon McCormack

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

Hero by Perry Moore

Teeth by Hannah Moskowitz

I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson

Play Me, I’m Yours by Madison Parker

Here’s to You, Zeb Pike by Johanna Parkhurst

Junior Hero Blues by J.K. Pendragon 

When Everything Feels Like the Movies by Raziel Reid

The Hammer of Thor by Rick Riordan

The Hidden Oracle by Rick Riordan

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell

Rainbow Boys by Alex Sanchez

So Hard to Say by Alex Sanchez

More Happy Than Not by Adam Silvera

History is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera

Grasshopper Jungle by Andrew Smith

Freak Show by James St. James

Ray of Sunlight by Brynn Stein

(In)visible by Anyta Sunday

366 Days by Kiyoshi Tanaka

Because You’ll Never Meet Me by Leah Thomas

Fan Art by Sarah Tregay

Suicide Watch by Kelley York


if you have any questions need help picking something else, want to tell me about a book, really anything send me an ask I’m open 24/7 don’t be shy

TRUST NO ONE.
( listen here )

One year ago, an amazing TV show met it’s greatest challenge and overcame it– the end.

help me immigrate? (repost)

hello! i’m an autistic queer/trans immigrant of colour. i have been dealing with various financial issues (link), mainly due to my residency status, but: i can finally apply for permanent residency! and with the recent turn of the election… i really want to finish this long, long journey

the only problem is that the actual application costs a lot of money. i need $550 for just the initial application processing fee, as well as $200 for the medical exam, and $490 for the acceptance fee. this doesn’t include fees for FBI check, keeping up with my other bills, etc. as explained in the post linked above, i can’t afford to save up for this right now, so i’m asking for help

the support i’ve received has meant more than the world to me, and i am so thankful for all of it. i don’t know how to pay back all the love and generosity i’ve received. i hope this will be the last time i have to ask for help, as getting permanent residency would open so many doors for me. i want to make things right for myself, and for all the people who believe i can and have helped me

i have a donation button on my blog, or you can donate directly to me at shinjiabrahams@yahoo.ca. if you are uncomfortable donating, i can do $5 sketches right now. either e-mail or PM me if you are interested in that! (this post will be updated soon with a place to view examples, sorry)

thank you, be gentle with yourself, thank you, thank you

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@ngoc-ha your order is my command.

Japanese hip-hop
♦ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1AKQiaHzqg
♦ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q5jYF-EzR4
♦ https://soundcloud.com/littlescare/bay-dream-littlescare-remix
♦ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcrkbtcjoi4

One of my favourite Waltz
♦ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0


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*watches him tear up when they sing him happy birthday* my hearttttttt

Stan Twins Timeline

Early 1950′s 

Stan and Ford were born around this time to Filbrick and Ma Pines in Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey

Early 1960′s 

Stan and Ford spend most of the time exploring the beach and making the Stan O’ War, vowing to one day sail away and go on adventures together

Late 1960′s 

Stan and Ford are in high school 

Ford gets a chance to go to West Coast Tech 

Stan, heartbroken about losing his brother, makes a mistake and out of anger he breaks his brother’s project 

Filbrick kicks Stan out of the house and his brother betrays him because of this 

1970-1982

Stan spends most of the time up til 1982 trying to start a business to make money (but each attempt turns out bad and he even went to the Columbia jail) and somewhere early along the way he met Carla McCorkle, who left him behind. 

 Early 70′s 

Ford attends Backsmore University and decides to study weirdness in Gravity Falls

1975-1981

Ford arrives in Gravity Falls and studies the things there. Along the way, he also meets his partner Fiddleford H. McGucket 

1981 

Ford meets Bill Cipher, who helps him along his investigations and tricks him into making a portal leading into the Nightmare Realm 

1982

Fiddleford goes insane 

Ford slips into madness 

Stan comes to Gravity Falls after his brother sent him a postcard to come and help him 

Stan and ford get into a huge fight after Stan refused to hide journal 1 and the fight caused Ford to be pushed into the portal and vanish for 30 years 

Stan creates Mystery Shack and fakes his own death to pretend to be his brother and vows to keep up with this scam till he can save his brother

1982-2012

Stan keeps the shack running and keeps working on bringing his brother back 

2012 

Stan rescues Ford from the portal 

Ford, however doesn’t forgive him and still dislikes him for what he had done 

Later on, after Stanley risks his memories for everybody, Ford realises his mistakes and errors 

Stanley recovers and Ford makes everything up to him and his old partner by telling Fidds to submit his plans to the government and Stanley by going on adventures with him. He and Stan finally get to do their childhood dream and they went on wonderful adventures together :*)