John: I ditched Vriska because she is too dangerous and I have only talked to her for a day. Now I am dating Dave’s mom, who I met a day ago.
Vriska: I started a toxic relationship with a fish lady that ditched me for an older version of me.
Karezi years ago:
Karkat: I wish you happiness.
John: It turns out all your relationships with men are toxic.
Terezi: *Avoids all men in the meteor for three years. Your depression is still the same.
Daverezi years ago:
Dave: You are cool.
Terezi: You are cool.
Dave: I am sorry but I have to be an ashsole and break with you because I don’t like other cultures’ romance systems. Also, I don’t care that you have low self esteem and that you are being abused by a clown.
Jade: He has existential issues.
What Jade really thinks: You broke my heart!
Meenah x Aranea years ago:
Meenah: I can bully you all I want and there are not going to be any consequences.
Aranea: Yes, my love.
Meenah: I can’t believe that bitch went to do something I usually do! What did I do to deserve this? Now I am going to hit on her dancestor.
Rosemary years ago:
Kanaya: I love you, Rose!
Rose: I love you, Papaya… hic.
Rose: Now I am a cat, and because I can’t be with my wife I will try to hit on this precious cat girl.
Scourge Sisters years ago:
Terezi: I hate you!
Vriska: I hate you!
Terezi: I feel that you are taking advantage of me.
Vriska: You are so cute when you question my leadership.
Any new ship that gets introduced in homestuck makes me like
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