meenah's army

acamaeda  asked:

"Pooplord" actually does show up again. When Tavros brings back the ghost army, Meenah promotes him from Poopmaster to Pooplord.

Haha, I honestly forgot about that. It might be possible that Vriska gave John this name, in a similar was as how Kanaya named Rose “Flighty Broad”, though that’s just speculation. It’s mostly a joke/reference, I suppose, though maybe I’ll have more to say about it when I eventually get to it. Either way: 

upd8 that may or may not feeature a smol roxy

:D


pfffft


roxy, are you going to bring that into battle

that would be fucking awesome

ROSE: I guess as ready as one can be, to initiate lethal combat with the extraterrestrial founder of a nefarious baking good syndicate.
JOHN: wait, what?
JOHN: i thought we were fighting the condesce.
ROSE: We are.
ROSE: The Condesce is Betty Crocker.
JOHN: she is??
ROSE: Yes.
ROSE: Wait. John, are you telling me you’re only realizing this now?
JOHN: um…
ROSE: Unbelievable.
JOHN: hey, nobody TOLD me, ok?

ahahahhahahaha oh john

ROSE: There’s this thing called inference, John.
ROSE: Examining a large body of evidence, putting the pieces together, making certain logical leaps, drawing conclusions…
JOHN: sorry, i guess i was too busy saving everybody from dying horribly, to solve a very stupid mystery about a shitty cake woman. :p
ROSE: I guess so.

that was a pretty sick burn

omg he’s acting really mature about it

JOHN: i mean more important things to do, than get down on the floor, and have a melodramatic tantrum about a ridiculous and stupid fact that doesn’t matter.
ROSE: John, stop it.
ROSE: The degree of maturity you are showing here is really bad for morale.
JOHN: oh, shush.

i fucking love rose lalonde

look at thiese cuties… that roxy. that roxy is cuter than my best one

roxy’s describing her use of the swordddddddd

oh jaspers…

ROXY: that was when i just lost all my friends and i thought for a while they all might be gone for good
ROXY: and i saw the sword pokin out of there and it reminded me of dirk
ROXY: it reminded me of everyone we just said goodbye to
ROXY: even if that only turned out to be temporary
ROXY: i dunno what it meant to people before i came along
ROXY: but to me it was a symbol
ROXY: of all the people who didnt make it as far as we did
ROXY: so i stole it
ROXY: see
ROXY: im a goddamn rogue
ROXY: i TAKE shit
ROXY: and now ima take back from the WITCH
ROXY: everything she stole that shoulda been ours
ROXY: promise of a better life
ROXY: a future for humanity and trolls alike
ROXY: all that shit
ROXY: im going to swipe its lack
ROXY: and make it all start being a thing again
ROXY: lets never let all that stop from being a thing ever again
ROXY: k guys???

FUCKING HELL I LOVE THIS KID

i am however alarmed by roxy taking a sword into battle….. could this mean that someone gets stabbed with it???


oh shit!!!!!!


DOWN WITH FRI–ENDS)(IP


Teen Titans, GO!


OH MAN


same….


WELP


OMG

tat looks 1. beautiful

2. WELL TEN HES FINALLY HERE TO DO IT

MEENAH: ey! you there!
MEENAH: get back in the mob fore i fork ya!
KARKAT: WHAT?
MEENAH: you heard me!
MEENAH: dont make me come over there
MEENAH: cod damn it you gonna make me come over there arent ya
MEENAH: runnin a ghost armys like hearding catfish i swear to glub

omg she doesnt know its alpha karkat


this is a cute panel

oh my god is this a conversation karkat isn’t dominating? i want to marry meenah

he is actually quite adorable here

MEENAH: i got kinda side tracked from that whole thing for a while
MEENAH: girl trubs, smh
MEENAH: im sure you know how it is
KARKAT: NOT REALLY.

omfggggggg

theyre both gayyyyyyyy

karkat doesnt realise what he needs to do

also

that blur of grey is probably because poor gina hasnt got hussies stamina of drawing 5 million people


KARKAT: SO THIS IS REALLY IT, THEN.
KARKAT: THIS IS WHERE IT’S ALL GOING TO END FINALLY?
MEENAH: yea
KARKAT: THEN IT’S PROBABLY FATE THAT I ENDED UP HERE… HOWEVER THAT HAPPENED.
KARKAT: I GUESS I TRIPPED AND FELL, AND HIT MY HEAD OR SOMETHING?
KARKAT: PROBABLY SOME SORT OF SUBCONSCIOUS SLIP, LIKE SOME PART OF ME *KNEW* I HAD TO FALL ASLEEP NOW, TO FULLFILL MY DESTINY.
KARKAT: THIS MUST HAVE BEEN WHAT ECHIDNA WANTED ALL ALONG!
MEENAH: uh sure whatever

OMFG KARKAT YOU NUTTER 

he is adorable here. i cannot describe how cute hes being, this is literally karkat at his best

KARKAT: HOW ABOUT I’M THE GUY WHO’S LEADING THE CHARGE. IS THAT OK?
MEENAH: yeah sure

PFFFFFFFT


[CAREFREE VICTORY plays in background]

hes ready to give his motivational speech

god damn these two are sweet together

maybe even sweeter than classic karezi, though thats some tough competition


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

KARKAT: WAIT. DID I JUST GET TRICKED INTO GIVING A SPEECH TO MYSELF IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE???
KARKAT: FUCK.
KARKAT: OK, NEVER MIND THEN.
KARKAT: THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS START EMULATING STRIDER’S INSUFFERABLE RAMBLING SOLILOQUYS.

oh karkat.. oh karkat………………


we’re gona find out next, about either jade or dave!!!!

:D :D :D :D

every time i see a post like this: (tavros has downgraded. hes a disappointment again and shit like that) i keep remembering how the last emote tavros posted when he turned over his army to Meenah ( };) ) that it isn’t like how Vriska manipulated him, but more of Tavros knowing his own weaknesses, and WILLINGLY give the power to someone more suitable. i bet if Vriska said she should rule,  Tavros would have outright denied her because he saw exactly how she was getting the army. and look how happy he looks?

I bet if Vriska was up there, he’s probably look utterly miserable. and i think Meenah would keep pestering him for a fight if he hadent done this to quell her “i owe you shit” business when tavros already said he was going to let her lead without asking for anything back. 


Maybe meenah will give him something anyway: Respect


… god damn this update got me posting a shitload.

Suddenly Urgent

Guys I just thought of something and it got me scared!

Homestuck will be ending in only 4 months! There’s probably no way Hussie will dump it all in just one day, so we’re going to be getting updates soon aren’t we?

We don’t have very long and there’s going to be so many loose ends tied up all at once, it’s going to be a pretty difficult read personally.

We have things like:

Caliborn’s Choice

Caliborn’s 8th planet

Snowman’s possible return

Spades Slick’s memory returning

Misinformed battle plan against all the Jacks (ugh…)

Scourge Sisters reuniting in death (probably going to double-die :/ )

Revealed Dreaming Dead from first Godtiers etc also possibly double-dying

What both Godtier Calliope and Newly Alive Calliope will do

Closure between PM and WV

Doc’s manifestation in the Alpha session (as he stated he is in ALL scratched sessions (Scratch is his name afterall) )

Any revelations from anyone who spoke to their denizens.

Karkat.

Gamzee.

Fighting/*Sparing Lord English (?????)(Maybe all Jacks!?)

ARANEA!!!!????

Dreaming Dead Army with Meenah!?!?

House Juju Mystery


I think there’s still tons more… but now all of this is flooding back and it’s all going to be finished in 4 short months! That’s like realizing Halloween is 4 months away and suddenly it’s Halloween and you’re still not done with your costume! It’ll be faster than you think!! It’ll hit harder than you can imagine!!!!