@porrim-maryam asked me to participate in the [S]UBURBS lyricstuck, here is my panel without words!! I had to do about 90% of it on my old tablet with no pen pressure but I think I did a pretty good job of faking it :’)
"Pooplord" actually does show up again. When Tavros brings back the ghost army, Meenah promotes him from Poopmaster to Pooplord.
Haha, I honestly forgot about that. It might be possible that Vriska gave John this name, in a similar was as how Kanaya named Rose “Flighty Broad”, though that’s just speculation. It’s mostly a joke/reference, I suppose, though maybe I’ll have more to say about it when I eventually get to it. Either way:
ROSE: I guess as ready as one can be, to initiate lethal combat with the extraterrestrial founder of a nefarious baking good syndicate. JOHN: wait, what? JOHN: i thought we were fighting the condesce. ROSE: We are. ROSE: The Condesce is Betty Crocker. JOHN: she is?? ROSE: Yes. ROSE: Wait. John, are you telling me you’re only realizing this now? JOHN: um… ROSE: Unbelievable. JOHN: hey, nobody TOLD me, ok?
ahahahhahahaha oh john
ROSE: There’s this thing called inference, John. ROSE: Examining a large body of evidence, putting the pieces together, making certain logical leaps, drawing conclusions… JOHN: sorry, i guess i was too busy saving everybody from dying horribly, to solve a very stupid mystery about a shitty cake woman. :p ROSE: I guess so.
that was a pretty sick burn
omg he’s acting really mature about it
JOHN: i mean more important things to do, than get down on the floor, and have a melodramatic tantrum about a ridiculous and stupid fact that doesn’t matter. ROSE: John, stop it. ROSE: The degree of maturity you are showing here is really bad for morale. JOHN: oh, shush.
i fucking love rose lalonde
look at thiese cuties… that roxy. that roxy is cuter than my best one
roxy’s describing her use of the swordddddddd
ROXY: that was when i just lost all my friends and i thought for a while they all might be gone for good ROXY: and i saw the sword pokin out of there and it reminded me of dirk ROXY: it reminded me of everyone we just said goodbye to ROXY: even if that only turned out to be temporary ROXY: i dunno what it meant to people before i came along ROXY: but to me it was a symbol ROXY: of all the people who didnt make it as far as we did ROXY: so i stole it ROXY: see ROXY: im a goddamn rogue ROXY: i TAKE shit ROXY: and now ima take back from the WITCH ROXY: everything she stole that shoulda been ours ROXY: promise of a better life ROXY: a future for humanity and trolls alike ROXY: all that shit ROXY: im going to swipe its lack ROXY: and make it all start being a thing again ROXY: lets never let all that stop from being a thing ever again ROXY: k guys???
FUCKING HELL I LOVE THIS KID
i am however alarmed by roxy taking a sword into battle….. could this mean that someone gets stabbed with it???
DOWN WITH FRI–ENDS)(IP
Teen Titans, GO!
tat looks 1. beautiful
2. WELL TEN HES FINALLY HERE TO DO IT
MEENAH: ey! you there! MEENAH: get back in the mob fore i fork ya! KARKAT: WHAT? MEENAH: you heard me! MEENAH: dont make me come over there MEENAH: cod damn it you gonna make me come over there arent ya MEENAH: runnin a ghost armys like hearding catfish i swear to glub
omg she doesnt know its alpha karkat
this is a cute panel
oh my god is this a conversation karkat isn’t dominating? i want to marry meenah
he is actually quite adorable here
MEENAH: i got kinda side tracked from that whole thing for a while MEENAH: girl trubs, smh MEENAH: im sure you know how it is KARKAT: NOT REALLY.
theyre both gayyyyyyyy
karkat doesnt realise what he needs to do
that blur of grey is probably because poor gina hasnt got hussies stamina of drawing 5 million people
KARKAT: SO THIS IS REALLY IT, THEN. KARKAT: THIS IS WHERE IT’S ALL GOING TO END FINALLY? MEENAH: yea KARKAT: THEN IT’S PROBABLY FATE THAT I ENDED UP HERE… HOWEVER THAT HAPPENED. KARKAT: I GUESS I TRIPPED AND FELL, AND HIT MY HEAD OR SOMETHING? KARKAT: PROBABLY SOME SORT OF SUBCONSCIOUS SLIP, LIKE SOME PART OF ME *KNEW* I HAD TO FALL ASLEEP NOW, TO FULLFILL MY DESTINY. KARKAT: THIS MUST HAVE BEEN WHAT ECHIDNA WANTED ALL ALONG! MEENAH: uh sure whatever
OMFG KARKAT YOU NUTTER
he is adorable here. i cannot describe how cute hes being, this is literally karkat at his best
KARKAT: HOW ABOUT I’M THE GUY WHO’S LEADING THE CHARGE. IS THAT OK? MEENAH: yeah sure
[CAREFREE VICTORY plays in background]
hes ready to give his motivational speech
god damn these two are sweet together
maybe even sweeter than classic karezi, though thats some tough competition
KARKAT: WAIT. DID I JUST GET TRICKED INTO GIVING A SPEECH TO MYSELF IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE??? KARKAT: FUCK. KARKAT: OK, NEVER MIND THEN. KARKAT: THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS START EMULATING STRIDER’S INSUFFERABLE RAMBLING SOLILOQUYS.
oh karkat.. oh karkat………………
we’re gona find out next, about either jade or dave!!!!
every time i see a post like this: (tavros has downgraded. hes a disappointment again and shit like that) i keep remembering how the last emote tavros posted when he turned over his army to Meenah ( };) ) that it isn’t like how Vriska manipulated him, but more of Tavros knowing his own weaknesses, and WILLINGLY give the power to someone more suitable. i bet if Vriska said she should rule, Tavros would have outright denied her because he saw exactly how she was getting the army. and look how happy he looks?
I bet if Vriska was up there, he’s probably look utterly miserable. and i think Meenah would keep pestering him for a fight if he hadent done this to quell her “i owe you shit” business when tavros already said he was going to let her lead without asking for anything back.
Maybe meenah will give him something anyway: Respect
Guys I just thought of something and it got me scared!
Homestuck will be ending in only 4 months! There’s probably no way Hussie will dump it all in just one day, so we’re going to be getting updates soon aren’t we?
We don’t have very long and there’s going to be so many loose ends tied up all at once, it’s going to be a pretty difficult read personally.
We have things like:
Caliborn’s 8th planet
Snowman’s possible return
Spades Slick’s memory returning
Misinformed battle plan against all the Jacks (ugh…)
Scourge Sisters reuniting in death (probably going to double-die :/ )
Revealed Dreaming Dead from first Godtiers etc also possibly double-dying
What both Godtier Calliope and Newly Alive Calliope will do
Closure between PM and WV
Doc’s manifestation in the Alpha session (as he stated he is in ALL scratched sessions (Scratch is his name afterall) )
Any revelations from anyone who spoke to their denizens.
Fighting/*Sparing Lord English (?????)(Maybe all Jacks!?)
Dreaming Dead Army with Meenah!?!?
House Juju Mystery
I think there’s still tons more… but now all of this is flooding back and it’s all going to be finished in 4 short months! That’s like realizing Halloween is 4 months away and suddenly it’s Halloween and you’re still not done with your costume! It’ll be faster than you think!! It’ll hit harder than you can imagine!!!!