Kankri: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Latula: I did. I broke it.
Kankri: No. No you didn’t. Cronus?
Cronus: Don’t look at me, look at Mituna.
Mituna: What?! I didn’t break it!
Cronus: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Mituna: Because it’s– sitting right in front of us– and it’s broken!
Cronus: Suspicious.
Mituna: No it’s not!!!!!
Aranea: If it matters, probably not… Damara was the last one to use it.
Damara: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Aranea: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Damara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Serket!
Latula: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, kankz.
Kankri: No! Who broke it!?
Meenah: Kankri, Kurloz’s been awfully quiet this whole time.
Kurloz: 
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(Camera pans to Kankri)
Kankri: I broke it. But can you imagine the blow to my reputation?