Look, I am not saying I shot the fucking meteor out of the sky. All I am saying is that I just happened to be hunting in Siberia when the meteor entered Russian airspace. And that I shot the fucking meteor out of the sky.
I hope you have been good little boys and girls this year. Oh, you have been good, have you? That is not what my informants have been telling me! Ahahaha, I am just kidding. I like to kid. Best wishes for a happy holidays. Love, The Boss.
Let it be known that I have decided to cancel the crime co-operation agreement between Russia and the United States. Instead, I will personally fight crime by walking the streets of Moscow and punching criminals in the face.