medusa pony

Meddy and Maus, why such a hurry
Seeking answers from l'il ole me?
About the secret life of the zebra tribe
Now listen to me close, this is no jibe!
Us zebras we rhyme because of several things:
Training your brain, and the joy rhyming brings.
It’s sometimes hard for a filly like me
To get things to rhyme consistently
And make it all lovely and said well, like, flowing
But I know that I’ll be great once I stop growing!
Many young zebras don’t know how to create rhyme,
Sometimes it takes them a lot of the time!
I’m a great example of that,
Because I can’t rhyme that well off the bat.
It’s okay if you don’t know how to make words with a beat,
Because creating poems is no easy feat!

~ Hari

Rusty Nail's Recipes

There are stranger things in heaven and earth, Dear Drinkers, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Today’s honoree definitely qualifies. A scion of royalty, a princess who is simultaneously deeply invested in the care of those who reside within her kingdom, who is utterly fascinated in modern beauty-care regimens, and who is categorically disinterested in the suitors her father keeps trying to betroth her to. She’s still only a few thousand years old; she’s not ready to settle down, yet!

Ladies and Gentlemen…

It’s Her Royal Highness Medusa Phorcyde il Gorgona, Princess of Echidna or, as she’s more commonly known, Medusa Pony!

Medusa, or Meddy, along with Duncan, Sylvester, Mortimer, Ulysses, Englebert, and Archibald, do their best to rule her subjects with an even-handed and fair approach. She’s also got a bit of a problem with relationships getting a… Rocky start, when she does something like going out for coffee, or getting a pedicure.

A Medusa

Ingredients:

  • 1 banana, peeled, and sliced.
  • ¾ cup Diced Pineapple.
  • ½ peeled Mango
  • 1 cup Spinach.
  • ½ cup chilled Green Tea
  • 1 ½ crushed Ice.

Special Equipment:

A Blender.

Making a Medusa:

  1. Put ingredients into Blender, starting with fruit, then spinach, then ice, then Tea.
  2. Blend for three minutes, Medium to High strength blending..
  3. Pour into glass, from Blender.
  4. Drink!

You’ve just finished making a Medusa Pony!

As part of a personal request from MeddyMod, I have been struggling to make this a Non-Alcoholic drink that still stays in the spirit of the character. This drink produces a sweet smoothie that is Green as hell. Much like Meddy herself. Sweet, and Green.

Keep sending in suggestions as to who you’d like to see made into a drink, and Stay Thirsty, my friends!