there'll be a riot, 'cause i know you

Harry feels like an idiot. The assuming kind.

“I’m an idiot,” he tells Niall woefully.

“No,” Niall cackles while Harry frowns. “You’re just not Irish.”

“I hate you so much,” Harry reaches out to pinch Niall’s arm. “I’ve got enough Irish pummelled into me - ” he blushes and raises a middle finger at Niall when his grin turns filthy. “ - I’m basically Irish. But like, adopted.”

(or, harry finds out niall isn’t taking him to the irish community reception and is kind of upset about it)

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mediocrechick replied to your post: listen…….. i love the twilight movies …

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…" he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
“What a stupid lamb,” I sighed.
“What a sick, masochistic lion.” 

mediocrechick  asked:

do me and niall, then you and harry, then niall and harry while we watch them (p.s. do not delete this, autumn)

(narry’s is here)

who shops for groceries? niall does AND he always remembers what you put on the list without needing the hard copy in front of him. he always remembers what you need and want and usually comes home with way too much of that stuff, but he got it for you and primarily just for you 

who kills the spiders? niall does and he always teases you about it afterward because you get really scared for “such a tiny little thing, babe” and you’ll be able to ignore him for all about three minutes until he starts tickling you and kissing your neck 

who comes home drunk at 3am? both of you get drunk together because of the buddy system and neither of you really trust yourselves when you’re drunk either, so (niall has learned first-handedly that you’re not to be trusted when you’re drunk because you get really touchy-feely with him and promise him blowjobs in the shower and that’s enough to make a man mad) 

who makes breakfast? you do because he’s too busy staring at your ass to actually help out with a simple task of pouring a bowl of fucking cereal 

who is the best at comforting the other? niall is really good at this because you once told him what would happen if you started to get upset as a fair warning and he didn’t even shy away when it did happen — he knew what to do, he helped you in that situation easily, and he tucked you into bed for a nap afterward and that was one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for you 

who loses the keys? he had to clip your copy onto a lanyard because you had gotten so bad with losing them 

who falls asleep first? you (you can’t help it! he’s really warm and soft and he holds onto you so tightly and protectively, you think it’s the best sleep you’ve ever gotten in your entire life)

traditions? you two are really competitive with each other and every time you’re taking shots together, he has to give you twenty dollars for every four you down. 

who is the big spoon/little spoon? niall is big spoon and he likes hooking your ankles together so you can’t go anywhere when you wake up before him 

what do they fight over? niall easily forgets important dates. and although he doesn’t MEAN to, they still kind of go over his head and in one ear and out the other. it’s very easy to get angry at him when he does that 

this looks like harrys some indie singer and nialls his younger college boyfriend and theyve been together for 6 years before harry even got to perform and shit or something and this was taken backstage at one of harrys more upscale gigs and harrys really happy nialls able to watch him this time because hes always so busy with papers and uni but hes trying not to show it but hes so smitten with niall and niall is just so proud of his boyfriend whAT AM I DOING THIS IS JUST A MANIP