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From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • Bo Burnham
  • Just For Laughs - 2011
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I’ve never written a book in my life, because your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife
I gave you everything, but I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings

You’re not going to heaven
Why would you ever think I’d ever hang out with you?
You’re all dicks, I don’t need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you

People give me money, but I don’t know why
‘Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different and they’re all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different and people are smart
I just made the stars, you think you know beauty
Trust me, you don’t - I’m the one who created them
You’re overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them

How do you get out of a song you haven’t finished? Haven’t figured it out yet, segues are weird.

Upcoming Drama in August: Cinderella and Four Knights (신데렐라와 네 명의 기사)

First Episode Airs: August 12, 2016

Airing Days: Friday, Saturday

Network: tvN

Synopsis:

Eun Ha-Won is a college student. She is a bright girl who wants to be a veterinarian, but at home she is lonely. She is isolated from her family members. Eun Ha-Won lives with father, step-mother and step-sister after her mother died in a car accident. One day, she helps a mysterious old man. The old man suggests to her to live in a mansion and pursue her dream of becoming a veterinarian.

Since than, she moves into the mansion and lives with three cousins Kang Ji-Woon, Kang Hyun-Min, Kang Seo-Woo and their bodyguard Lee Yoon-Sung.

Cast:

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Upcoming Drama in August: Moonlight Drawn by Clouds (구르미 그린 달빛)

First Episode Airs: August 15, 2016

Airing Days: Monday, Tuesday

Network: KBS2

Synopsis:

Hong Ra On (Kim Yoo Jung), disguises herself as a man and counsels men on dating. Due to a love letter she wrote for a client, she meets Lee Yeong—future Crown Prince Hyomyeong (Park Bo Gum). Hong Ra On is unaware that he is the Crown Prince and Lee Yeong is unaware that Hong Ra On is a woman. The Crown Prince becomes interested in Hong Ra On. His eunuchs become aware of this and attempt to get Hong Ra On to become one of them.

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Traqueotomía
Es un procedimiento quirúrgico para crear una abertura a través del cuello dentro de la tráquea. Generalmente, se coloca un tubo o cánula a través de esta abertura para suministrar una vía aérea y retirar secreciones de los pulmones. Este tubo se llama cánula de traqueotomía o tubo traqueal.
Se utiliza anestesia general, a menos que la situación sea crítica. Si esto sucede, se inyecta anestesia dentro del área para ayudar a que usted sienta menos dolor durante el procedimiento.

Se limpia y cubre el cuello con vendas de cirugía. Se hacen incisiones quirúrgicas para mostrar los anillos cartilaginosos duros que conforman la pared externa de la tráquea. Luego, el cirujano crea una abertura dentro de la tráquea e introduce la cánula de traqueotomía.

Una traqueotomía se puede realizar si:
Hay un cuerpo extraño grande que obstruye las vías aéreas.
Tiene una incapacidad para respirar por sí solo.
Tiene una anomalía hereditaria de la laringe o la tráquea.
Ha inhalado material dañino como humo, vapor u otros gases tóxicos que hinchan y bloquean las vías respiratorias.
Tiene cáncer del cuello, que puede afectar la respiración al ejercer presión sobre la vía respiratoria.
Presenta parálisis de los músculos que afectan la deglución.
Tiene lesiones graves en el cuello o la boca
Cirugía alrededor de la laringe que impide la respiración y deglución normales. #estudiantemedico #medicina #medicine #salud #unerg #ucv #uc #udo #ula #luz #unefm #ucla #medico #doctor #doctores #medstudent #surgery #medical Medical Nucleus #repostly

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