the signs as scooby-doo clichés
  • aries:jinkies!
  • taurus:*monster hands velma her glasses*
  • gemini:and i would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
  • cancer:jeepers!
  • leo:*scooby fakes an injury*
  • virgo:*daphne gets kidnapped*
  • libra:my glasses! i can't see without my glasses!
  • scorpio:zoinks!
  • saggitarius:would you do it for a scooby snack?
  • capricorn:let's split up, gang!
  • aquarius:*shaggy and scooby are used as bait*
  • pisces:ruh-roh

MYSTERY INCORPORATED (For the keep out signs always ignored, for the suburban air that rots like the benevolence of Coolsville’s citizens, for exorcising ghouls and unmasking the fakes. ) — a suburban gothic playlist for the meddling kids and their stupid dog.

i. bela lugosi’s dead  - nouvelle vague, ii. shadow of a shadow - the casket girls, iii. gravedweller  - the wytches, iv. youth knows no pain - lykke li, v. friends - band of skulls, vi. deadbeat - a place to bury strangers, vii. free the skull - moon duo, viii. a question isn’t answered - temples, ix. haunt you - the pack a.d., x. attack of the ghost riders - the raveonettes, xi. wolf like me - tv on the radio