mechis

can you imagine sam introducing steve and bucky to pokemon go

he has to go full Falcon just to catch up with those two super soldier nerds running around the entire goddamn city leveling up

they’re en route to a HYDRA base and bucky goes “wait steve drop me off here i’m gonna run the rest of the way” and steve is like “why the fuck” and bucky is like “i have EGGS TO HATCH, STEVE”

they’re under some alien attack and bucky is yelling at steve for backup but steve is on another street because “I HAVE TO CATCH THIS VULPIX”

meanwhile sam is just flying over a fountain dodging blasts because there’s a golduck

nat is the gym leader for the Avengers Tower gym and no one can beat her

Commissions Open!

Hey guys! My name is Jake and I’m kind of in a predicament here! 

Back in July, I was sent to the emergency room due to a severe allergic reaction that rendered me breathless, fainting spells, dehydration, and a moderate panic attack. Fortunately I turned out fine, but the hospital bill is more than we can afford. 

Just the treatment alone cost $2,200, and we still haven’t gotten anything from the search and rescue, the ambulance, or the emergency room. I don’t feel comfortable posting a picture of the bill to prove myself, but if needed I can send a picture of my hospital bracelet. 

I don’t plan on raising $2,200, just enough to lessen the load the bill has on us. As a lower middle-class citizen in a family that’s barely above the poverty line, this has a huge impact on us. All I ask is if you guys could either reblog this post or commission me, or even donate. I’d truly appreciate it. 

So here are my prices. I only accept paypal. 

I WILL draw:

  • Any fandom
  • Any character
  • Any ship
  • Some mech

I WON’T draw:

  • Heavy mech
  • NSFW (I’m a minor)
  • Kinks
  • Incest/Pedophilia
  • Furries/Anthropomorphics

My Paypal is thetwodude@gmail.com. Please donate, commission, or reblog.

For more examples, please see http://thetwodude.tumblr.com/tagged/two’s-art

BUCKY WITH HICCUPS THO

BUCKY EMERGING FROM A CLOUD OF SMOKE IN FULL WINTER SOLDIER GETUP, GUNS BLAZIN’, MURDER IN HIS EYES, WHEN–

-hic-

shit.

“…Bucky?” Steve’s voice comes from over the intercom. “Was that–”

No.” Bucky snaps. “Don’t get dist -hic- don’t -hic- focus, dammit.”

“Oh my god,” Tony says, all glee. “This is adorable. You’re adorable.”

“Shut the fuc -hic- up, Stark.”

“What was that?”

“I said shut the -hic- shut -hic- STOP LAUGHING.”

LATER, CUE THE AVENGERS COMING UP WITH INCREASINGLY ELABORATE WAYS TO GET RID OF BUCKY’S HICCUPS.

headcanon that whenever kylo is being particularly annoying or hux is feeling more sadistic than usual, hux will mentally blast the most obnoxious music he can think of in kylo’s direction

imagine hux aggressively stalking kylo around the Finalizer with an expression of grim determination while kylo screams “FUCKING STOP PLAYING GANGNAM STYLE” 

imagine the workers being utterly bewildered because no music is playing but kylo keeps yelling things like “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS INFERNAL MUSIC”

and then hux saying calmly, in his mind, “miley cyrus” before helpfully providing images of miley twerking her white ass directly into kylo’s head

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(this game rocks)