can you imagine sam introducing steve and bucky to pokemon go

he has to go full Falcon just to catch up with those two super soldier nerds running around the entire goddamn city leveling up

they’re en route to a HYDRA base and bucky goes “wait steve drop me off here i’m gonna run the rest of the way” and steve is like “why the fuck” and bucky is like “i have EGGS TO HATCH, STEVE”

they’re under some alien attack and bucky is yelling at steve for backup but steve is on another street because “I HAVE TO CATCH THIS VULPIX”

meanwhile sam is just flying over a fountain dodging blasts because there’s a golduck

nat is the gym leader for the Avengers Tower gym and no one can beat her

headcanon that whenever kylo is being particularly annoying or hux is feeling more sadistic than usual, hux will mentally blast the most obnoxious music he can think of in kylo’s direction

imagine hux aggressively stalking kylo around the Finalizer with an expression of grim determination while kylo screams “FUCKING STOP PLAYING GANGNAM STYLE” 

imagine the workers being utterly bewildered because no music is playing but kylo keeps yelling things like “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS INFERNAL MUSIC”

and then hux saying calmly, in his mind, “miley cyrus” before helpfully providing images of miley twerking her white ass directly into kylo’s head


what if bucky and steve used to make blanket forts when they were younger, using whatever old blankets they could find and a couple of tattered cushions to build a little fort to hide in, safe and sound from the harsh realities just beyond the thin strips of fabric.

what if present day bucky still finds some security in snuggling underneath a blanket fort, probably one he made in the middle of the night after another nightmare scared him awake. he doesn’t quite understand why this helps, hasn’t gained full recovery of his memories yet, but it’s warm within all these draped blankets and pillowed walls, and it feels safe, in a way he hasn’t felt since coming back. it feels safe, but also sort of wrong, like something’s missing.

still, for the first time, he sleeps through the night.

then what if steve comes in bucky’s room one day and sees this blanket fort, and is absolutely delighted. he refuses to let bucky be embarrassed about it, drags in his own blankets and pillows, and makes the fort even bigger. they spend the entire night holed up inside, talking about everything and nothing, until it finally clicks for bucky that this doesn’t feel incomplete anymore, that the missing piece was steve all along.

AND THEN WHAT IF SAM AND NATASHA JOIN IN. they extend the blanket fort beyond bucky’s room and suddenly there’s a complicated tunnel system, and specific “rooms” for specific things (nat includes a weapons room, what the hell)

and basically it all ends up in a big puppy pile underneath the awesomest blanket fort ever made by a group of grown ass adults

i kind of want steve and bucky’s song to be Total Eclipse of the Heart literally because it contains the lyric “together we can take it to the end of the line”

what i’m saying is someone give me steve and bucky screaming “AND I NEEED YOU NOW TONIIIGHT, AND I NEEED YOU MORE THAN EVERR” at each other


Who Do I Love (Fedemila/Diemila AU):

Federico always knew that Diego was special to Ludmila. Until sometime ago he was the only one who accepted her as she is, or should I say was. But he never imagined how much that could bother him. The fact that Diego is the one to comfort her when the two of them fight. He knows that Diego is in love with Francesca but he still felt threated. Afraid that one day she will choose Diego over him. Afraid that she could be happier with Diego than she is with him.