mechanical-ears

the sign’s inner monologue

Aries:  now watch me whip, now watch me kinkshame 

Taurus: WHAT ARE YOU. SAY IT. SAY IT. “an idiot sandwich”

Gemini: blood blood blood blood blood blood blood worm blood 

Cancer: they love me…..they love me not……they love me…….they love me not………they love me……

Leo:  *screaming*

Virgo: pepe would never treat me like this

Libra: i’ve met some cactuses in my time but you, sir, are the fucking prick

Scorpio:  dan nicky ur bobbies

Sagittarius: *the high-frequency sound of anime boobs flapping in the wind*

Capricorn: if i shove approximately 36 mechanical pencils in my ears will it block out the haterz

Aquarius: what is yiffing? no one will tell me what yiffing is. someone please help. i NEed to know what yiffing is

Pisces: *nicki minaj’s nasty laugh playing on repeat*

It’s World Turtle Day, and we’re celebrating with Proganochelys quenstedti, the most primitive turtle known, and one of the oldest. It has a typical turtle shell entirely encasing the body, but the skull is much more primitive than in other turtles, as seen in the primitive jaw mechanism and ear region, both highly modified in later turtles. Proganochelys lived about 210 million years ago. 

Turtles are an ancient group that first appeared in the Late Triassic. The shell is the most obvious feature of turtles. It is made from a fusion of the ribs and backbone, with an outer layer of bone. Unlike the ribs of all other animals, those of turtles lie on outside the shoulder and hip bones, allowing a greater degree of protection. Find Proganochelys and other primitive turtles in the Hall of Vertebrate Origins

okay buT RAVEN AND CLARKE GETTING TURNED ON BY EACH OTHERS INTELLIGENCE
  • Like Clarke’s talking politics with someone and Raven hears her debating policy and drags her into a closet to make out
  • Raven starts talking about mechanic propulsion and the shitty wiring job and throwing around terms like they’re breakfast cereals and CLARKE DOESNT SAY ANYTHING JUST GOES DOWN ON HER RIGHT THERE ON THE TABLE WHILE SHES STILL TALKING
  • Clarke and Raven talking to each other in bed aka Clarke talks about brush strokes and painting techniques and how to make paint while she’s fingering her
  • RAVEN COMING UP BEHIND CLARKE WHILE THEYRE IN PUBLIC AND WHISPERING RANDOM FACTS ABOUT NERDY MECHANIC STUFF IN HER EAR JUST TO TEASE HER FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
  • CLARKE USING PAINTS TO DRAW ON RAVENS BODY
  • RAVEN GIVING CLARKE A RADIO THATS SET TO A STATION NO ONE USES SO SHE CAN TALK DIRTY TO HER WHEN THEYRE ACROSS CAMP
  • CLARKE NAMING MUSCLES AND BONES AND TOUCHING EACH ONE AS SHE TALKS ABOUT IT AND EVENTUALLY RAVEN JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND PULLS CLARKE DOWN TO KISS HER
  • PRINCESS MECHANIC BEING BADASS INTELLIGENT LADIES OMFG;D;ALKV SD;LKAS;LKVDJASL;DKJ

how fucking Extra is this furries are so Extra

“u can make ur own hyena as a wind up toy but I HAVE TO APPROVE IT FIRST and give it a CONFIRMATION NUMBER so i KNOW its APPROVED and ur not SLANDERING ME,” im done w the world

anonymous asked:

I want to see you in a Catwoman costume, fake breasts included.

He grinned as he was in the worlds shittiest catwoman cosplay, literally a black mechanics jumpsuit, cat ears and two balloons taped to his chest “Is this good far ya?”