mechanical leo

black paladin Lance headcanon

every time it’s time to form Voltron, instead of Lance just saying “Form Voltron!” he says something really specific that just gets progressively more complex and descriptive every time they form Voltron, as a joke

Lance: guys! we need to form Voltron!

Lance: okay guys i think it’s time to combine our lions into Voltron now

Lance: let’s pilot our robot lions in a certain way so that they can come together and transform into the big powerful robot known as Voltron!

Lance: quick! we need to pivot the levers attached to the floor in the cockpit of our giant mechanical panthera leos- which are capable of space flight- so that we can maneuver into a position where the exterior of our lions can rearrange themselves and sync up together to which they combine- transforming into not just five giant mechanical space panthera leos, but an even bigger robotic being that is capable of mass destruction and is considered to be the most powerful weapon in the universe, also known as Voltron!

Pierce The Veil songs assigned to Zodiac Signs
  • Aries: Chemical Kids and Mechanical Brides, Props & Mayhem
  • Taurus: The Cheap Bouquet, I Don't Care If You're Contagious
  • Gemini: The Balcony Scene, Drella, A Match Into Water
  • Cancer: Bulls In The Bronx, The New National Anthem
  • Leo: Bulletproof Love, The First Punch, One Hundred Sleepless Nights
  • Virgo: Wonderless, King For a Day (Ft. Kellin Quinn)
  • Libra: I'd Rather Die Than Be Famous, Fast Times at Clairemont High
  • Scorpio: Besitos, Disasterology, The Sky Under the Sea
  • Sagittarius: I'm Low On Gas and You Need a Jacket, Million Dollar Houses (The Painter)
  • Capricorn: Currents Convulsive, Let These Noises Startle You In Your Sleep/Hell Above
  • Aquarius: Hold On Til May, Tangled In The Great Escape, She Sings In The Morning
  • Pisces: Yeah Boy and Doll Face, Southern Constellations/The Boy Who Could Fly, Caraphernelia, Stay Away From My Friends
The Marilyn Manson Zodiac

Aries: “Lunchbox”

Taurus: “Heart-Shaped Glasses”

Gemini: “Great Big White World”

Cancer: “Running to the Edge of the World”

Leo: “This is the New Shit”

Virgo: “Coma White”

Libra: “Third Day of a Seven Day Binge”

Scorpio: “Disposable Teens”

Sagittarius: “Para-noir”

Capricorn: “Deep Six”

Aquarius: “The Beautiful People”

Pisces: “Slo-Mo-Tion”

the signs defense mechanisms

Aries: they let it all out

Taurus: dissociation with reality

Gemini: optimistic point of view

Cancer: acting out on everything

Leo: regression back to the past

Virgo: complete denial

Libra: rationalization and making excuses

Scorpio: isolation of feelings

Sagittarius: passive aggression towards others

Capricorn: distortion of reality

Aquarius: displacement of anxieties

Pisces: fantasy world time

The Signs as shit Calvin Fischoeder has done

Aries: gambled with children

Taurus: pretended to have a fake family so he could get laid

Gemini: showed Bob the seedy underbelly of the Wharf with his dick out

Cancer: bought a giant mechanical shark

Leo: performed a song about bourbon and laid down in the ice rink so Felix could (barely) jump over him.

Virgo: gave Bob a box of envelopes for Christmas

Libra: sold the kids a broken bumper car for three bucks

Scorpio: raised everyone’s rent unnecessarily high just for attention

Sagitarrius: laid down on his belly on a dirty sidewalk so he could feed a squirrel cotton candy

Capricorn: was almost indirectly responsible for the deaths of several people when the roller coaster collapsed

Aquarius: set up a folding chair in front of a bank so he could watch a robbery

Pisces: drummed on the door and sang a song so Felix would feel better

Inktober Day 25 - Error

I couldn’t help it so I threw it all out
I erased all of my emotions
But I couldn’t erase you (let me free)
Because my heart was too sad (let me breathe)

I just need to live like this, I just need to breathe
I just need to be alive, why can’t I?
I said it’s okay (let me free)
This is better for me (let me breathe) oh

Leo Valdez: A Summary
  • Leo: *destroys Gaea*
  • Leo: *Saves his friends repeatedly*
  • Leo: *Literal last words to his friends are "I love you guys"*
  • Leo: *Makes a plan that he isn't 100% sure will work so that he can rescue someone else he cares about after he's destroyed Gaea*
  • Leo: *dies and manages to come back near Ogygia to rescue someone he promised he would come back for... on a mechanical dragon, no less*
  • Leo: *after rescuing said girl with dragon, immediately heads back to CHB to tell his friends he's ok, because he knows they're worried*

bartons-never-miss  asked:

Ship plz? I'm a straight girl w/ an hourglass figure, dark hair & eyes. I'm kinda shy until you get to know me but I'm a compassionate, stubborn idealist (INFP) w/ a sharp temper. Protective, caring, witty, w/ a high sex drive, I love to sing, care for animals & write stories. A lot of guys like me but I'm very insecure & have anxiety + depression. I'm pretty guarded at first bc I've had my heart broken a lot but I'm a hopeless romantic deep down. Humor is my defense mechanism. Thanks so much! ☺

leo for sure! you two can relate on having been hurt, and using humor to cope. the banter between you two is 10/10, and you often fall victim to his pranks. which, usually ends with you mouthing off about how much of an asshole he is, which leads to angry making out. it’s a beautiful cycle really.